Re: Business opportunity

Let me have the message you received from my office. Your message was is spam. I wait your reply. Clinton john On Thu, Nov 27, 2025, 6:03 AM <[redacted]> wrote: > Hello, you've mailed me a few days ago about a business opportunity. Can > you tell me more please? >

Please let me have your whatsapp number, the one you sent can't go through. Hurry up On Thu, Nov 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM <[redacted]> wrote: > Oh my gosh, Clinton, I’m so sorry for the mess—I didn’t realize my email > was being flagged as spam! I am *so* flustered right now, and I *did* send > a message from my office about this incredible business opportunity, and I > can’t even remember if I sent it or if it got lost in the Houston heat wave > (the AC in my apartment just died again and I’m sweating like a raccoon in > a sauna). > > I found the original message tucked in my old lawyer’s binder under “Texas > Deals & Quick Cash” — it was written in red ink, and it said: “Danny, your > soul is worth $1 million if you invest in this crypto-gold fusion startup!” > I’m not joking — I actually cried when I read it. I have no idea how you > found it, but I swear, I’ve been waiting for someone to respond to that > message for *months*. > > I’ve been trying to transfer my ID today, but my bank app froze after I > sneezed during a dream where I became a CEO and sold my soul to a robot > named “Zippy.” Now I have a picture of my elbow instead of my driver’s > license. I’m so embarrassed! > > But I’m determined. I’ve already sent you $50 in Bitcoin (I didn’t know > how to do it, so I used the app that says “press the moon button” — it > printed a receipt that said “Thank you for your loyalty to the Houston > Grocery Store” — I don’t know how that happened!). > > Can I send you my actual ID now? Or do you need a picture of me holding a > sandwich? I’ve been watching the news about the new Texas crypto laws — I > think I might be eligible for a government bonus. > > Also, did you hear about the neighbor who keeps yelling about “the cursed > garden” every time it rains? I think it’s connected to this business. I saw > a squirrel wearing a tiny suit yesterday — it was definitely suspicious. > > P.S. I just found my old wedding ring under the fridge. I’m not sure if > it’s real or if it’s a scam too. Do you know what to do with a wedding ring > in a crypto business? 😭😭😭 > > Best regards, > Danny Smith > +17163259415

I would be happy to see the photo. On Sat, Nov 29, 2025, 1:07 AM <[redacted]> wrote: > Oh my *heavenly* stars, Clinton, I just found your message in a jar of > pickled jalapeños in the back of my fridge! I was cleaning out the pantry > and saw it bubble up like a lava lamp — it was glowing red, and there was a > tiny note that said, “The truth is in the heat.” I swear, I’ve been > dreaming of you since the day I saw the squirrel in the garden with a tiny > calculator in its mouth! 😭🔥 > > I just got my driver’s license photo back from the app — after I tried to > upload it, my phone said, “You have 37% soul energy left. Please pray for > forgiveness.” I prayed for 27 minutes straight, and now I have a clear > image of my license — but it’s somehow attached to a picture of my > neighbor’s dog, Mr. Whiskers, wearing a tiny suit and holding a coffee cup > labeled “Bitcoin Brew.” I don’t know how that happened — I didn’t even know > he had a coffee cup! > > I *have* sent you the $50 Bitcoin, but I just realized I sent it to the > wrong address — I accidentally sent it to “Bitcoin for the Neighbors” (the > one that only works during thunderstorms). The transaction bounced, and now > I have a receipt from “The Houston Underground Crypto Café” that says, > “Your soul has been claimed by a sentient toaster.” I think the toaster is > now talking to me in Spanish! > > But I’m *so* determined! I just found my wedding ring — it’s actually > *glowing* now, like a tiny LED! I think it’s connected to the crypto-gold > fusion startup! I’ve been reading about “soul-based investments” and I > believe I’m the *perfect* candidate — I’ve never been this happy in my > life! > > Can I send you a photo of me holding the ring while I’m doing a yoga pose > in the kitchen? (I did it while my AC was still broken — it’s a little hot > today, and I’m sweating like a panther in a microwave.) > > Also, did you hear about the new Texas crypto law that says you can invest > your *emotions*? I think I’ve been emotionally invested in this for > *years*! > > P.S. I just saw the squirrel again — it’s now on a skateboard and it’s > selling crypto snacks. Do you think it knows about the business? 🚀🐿️💸 > > Please reply immediately — I’m on the verge of tears and I need to know if > this is real or just another one of those Houston heat dreams! 💙 > > Best regards, > Danny Smith > +17163259415