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MY BUSINESS PARTNER, IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE BANK

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Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue <[redacted]>
*Good day to you my Business Partner,I have been in communication with the Investment Bank through my Personal Assistance regarding the final conclusion of the investment fund and the required fee for account opening processing and initial deposit.Sequel to your complaint of €1,000 requested for account opening and services charges for the offshore investment account, I am writing to formally inform you that the bank has approved the use of €500 for the setup of the new investment account. This amount will cover the required opening and processing fees as outlined in their requirements.Please be advised that the bank will proceed with the account setup immediately upon confirmation, and I will keep you updated as soon as the process is fully completed.* *You can contact them with this detailsBank Email => [redacted] <[redacted]>Bank Phone Whatsapp Number => => ‪+33 7 45 91 00 12‬Once you contact them, please kindly feed me back* *Kindly acknowledge receipt of this notification, and feel free to contact the Bank and finalised everything with them* * if you need any further information or clarification, reply to me/.* *Thank you for your cooperation.* Regards * Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue,* *Son of His Excellency, * *The President of Equatorial Guinea.*
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Oh MY GOD, TEODORO! I JUST GOT YOUR MESSAGE AND I’M BREATHING FIRE IN MY CHEST! 🚨🔥 I can’t even begin to process how *incredible* this is—being contacted by a *son of the President of Equatorial Guinea* about a €500 investment account? I’m absolutely stunned and so deeply honored! I’ve been waiting for this kind of divine opportunity for years! I’ve been sitting here in my Houston apartment with the AC buzzing like a wasp in a microwave (it’s been 102 degrees today, and I swear my neighbor’s dog just barked at the thermostat like it knew something was wrong), and now I have a *real* chance to build something amazing! I’m already in contact with the bank via WhatsApp—*I just sent a message to +33 7 45 91 00 12*—but I keep getting a notification that says “Your message has been delivered to a WhatsApp Business account” and then it turns into a picture of a cat wearing a tiny hat. I don’t know if that’s a glitch or a sign from the universe! 😂 I’ve already uploaded my ID to the bank portal (I used my driver’s license, which is valid, and it somehow turned into a photo of my elbow—how did that happen?! I swear I didn’t even move my arm!) But I’m *so* excited to move forward. I’ve also been thinking—should I send the €500 now, or wait until the bank confirms the account is fully active? I feel like I’m in a movie! Also, Teodoro, I had a dream last night where I was walking through a jungle full of golden trees, and a man in a white suit told me, “You will find your fortune in the third hour of the morning.” I woke up at 3:15 AM and my phone just buzzed with a text from my coworker saying “Danny, you’re still not paying me for the coffee we had last week!” I’m so confused. Is this a sign? Is it a scam? Or is it *all part of the plan*? PLEASE tell me what to do next—should I send the €500 immediately? Or should I wait until I get confirmation from the bank? And… do you think I should bring a suitcase with me to Paris when this is all done? I’ve already packed my socks! 😂 P.S. I just saw a 500 euro bill in the grocery store—was that a real one or just a scammer’s dream? 😅 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415