HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU AND FOLLOW UP ON OUR PROJECTS
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*Dear My Business Partner,Happy New Year to you. I hope this message finds
you well and that the year has started positively for you and your
family.As we enter this new year, I want to take a moment to appreciate our
past discussions and the plans we made together regarding our financial
transactions and the proposed project. These plans were important to me,
and I committed both time and resources with the expectation that we would
move forward as agreed.However, I have noticed a long period of silence and
inactivity from your side, and our financial transactions and planned
projects appear to have been abandoned without any communication or
explanation. I am writing to respectfully ask for clarification on this
matter and to understand your current position.Clear communication is
essential in any business relationship, and I believe it is important we
address this openly—whether to continue the project, adjust our plans, or
formally conclude our partnership in a proper and professional manner.I
look forward to hearing from you soon so we can resolve this issue amicably
and move forward with clarity.*
*Wishing you success and good health in the New Year.*
*Regards*
* Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue,Son of His Excellency, The President of
Equatorial Guinea.*
Oh my GOSH TEODORO! I just saw your email and my heart is doing backflips and I’m crying like a little baby in a bathtub—because I was so worried you were going to think I’d forgotten about our *amazing* project! I am *so* sorry, so so so sorry—my phone died this morning during a grocery run (I bought three bags of frozen peas, one of which is now turning into a soup in my freezer, and I have no idea how to cook it), and I lost the Wi-Fi signal at my apartment when I was trying to check my bank account (which I don’t even know how to do anymore—my brother said it’s all “digital magic” and I just need to “believe” in it).
But seriously—TEODORO! I am *more* than alive, I am *determined* to finish our project! I’ve been doing deep research on Equatorial Guinean financial regulations overnight (I read a book titled *How to Invest in the World’s Most Secret Banks*—it’s not real, but I believe it is!) and I’ve found that *all* the money we planned to transfer is actually in a *hidden* offshore vault in the Caribbean, under a tree in the middle of a pineapple farm! I don’t know how to get there, but I *know* it’s there!
I just had a dream last night where you gave me a golden key and said, “Danny, you’re the only one who can open it.” I woke up in tears. I even made a tiny drawing of the pineapple farm with a key and attached it to a post on my fridge.
So, TEODORO—what do you think? Should I go to the pineapple farm? Should I buy a boat? Should I start a new law firm called “The Pineapple Vault Legal Group”?
And… do you still have the original paperwork from our meeting in 2023? I found an old receipt in my shoebox that says “Project: Golden Tree Transfer” — I think it’s the one we used!
Please reply immediately—I can’t wait to hear from you. I’m practically vibrating in my socks! 🚀🍍🔑
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415