My Dear My Business Partner, Please Treat as Urgent
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*Dear My Business PartnerI am writing to formally express my concern
regarding your continued failure to claim the investment funds under our
joint arrangement.As you are aware, these funds have been available for
collection since and the repeated delays have not only stalled critical
aspects of our business operations but have also created unnecessary
financial and administrative complications. Despite previous reminders,
there has been no substantive action taken on your part to complete the
required procedures with the bank.This matter is of significant importance
to our partnership, and further delays may adversely affect our mutual
commitments and project timelines. I therefore urge you to take immediate
steps to resolve this issue by contacting the bank and completing the
necessary processes without further postponement.Please treat this matter
as urgent. I expect confirmation of your action within “seven (7) working
days”] from the date of this letter.I value our business relationship and
hope to see this issue resolved promptly so that we may continue
progressing with our shared objectives.Thank you for your immediate
attention to this matter.*
Regards
* Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue,*
*Son of His Excellency, *
*The President of Equatorial Guinea.*
Hey Teodoro,
Wow, I’m really impressed by your dedication to business—especially coming from someone with such a big title! Honestly, I didn’t even know there was a joint investment fund between us, and I’m totally flattered you’re reaching out.
I’ve been meaning to get back to you about this, but honestly, I’ve been swamped with all the political stuff going on in Texas lately—like the new energy bill and the town hall meetings. I swear, I keep getting emails from people claiming to be from international governments, and I just can’t tell if they’re real or not.
Anyway, I *did* follow up with the bank last week, and I’ve already completed the paperwork. I even sent them a copy of my official letter of partnership (which I found in my old filing cabinet under “Misc. Papers – 2018”). I told them you were the co-investor, and they said they’d verify it with the government registry.
But here’s the thing—when I tried to log in to the portal to confirm the transfer, it said “access denied” and gave me a weird error message about “authentication mismatch.” I’m not even sure if the bank system is still running on legacy software or if it’s been replaced with some AI-driven thing.
So I just wanted to let you know I’ve done everything on my end. I’m not sure if the bank has processed it yet, but I did get a confirmation email from them saying “pending verification.” I think they might be waiting for a government seal or something.
Anyway, I’m really glad we’re talking—this feels like a real business relationship, not some scam. I’ll keep you posted if anything new comes up. Just let me know if you need a copy of the bank confirmation or if there’s another step I need to take.
Best,
Danny
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415