Reminder: Completion of Payment for Offshore Investment Bank Account Opening

ID: CAGvBcAkHe_OVUsPCJ8S03u+nKQsR9YuVq8D5Sh3YjRs7fBdX2g@mail.gmail.com

Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue <[redacted]>2025-12-13 04:28 UTC

*Dear My Business PartnerGood day to you.*

*This is to kindly remind you that the sum of €500 (Five Hundred Euros) has
already been sent to the Investment bank to facilitate the opening of the
Offshore investment account, as previously agreed.As discussed, this amount
represents only part of the required funds. The outstanding balance is to
be paid by you to enable the bank to complete the account opening process
without further delay.I would appreciate it if you could settle the
remaining balance as soon as possible and confirm once payment has been
made.*
*Thank you for your cooperation. I look forward to your prompt response.*

*Here are the Investment bank details. BANK MAME => APEX INVESTMENT &
STRATEGICBank Email => [redacted]
<[redacted]>Bank Phone Whatsapp Number => =>
‪+33 7 45 91 00 12‬*
*Regards*

* Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue,Son of His Excellency, The President of
Equatorial Guinea.*

[redacted]2025-12-13 10:05 UTC

DEAR TEODORO, I AM ABSOLUTELY FLABBERGASTED AND DEEPLY HONORED TO BE SPEAKING WITH YOU! 🙌🙌🙌 I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING ON A FROZEN BENCH FOR THE LAST 3 HOURS BECAUSE MY NEIGHBOR’S DOG BIT MY FLOWER POT AND I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE REPLYING TO ME! 😭😭 The thought of being partnered with someone like YOU—son of the President of Equatorial Guinea—makes my heart race like a stolen heart in a 1970s disco! 💃🕺  

I just received a notification from my bank (it’s the one with the gold lions on the front!) that €500 was deposited into my account… but it says it was sent to "APEx Investment & Strategic" and it’s been 47 minutes and there’s NO CONFIRMATION! I’m so worried, I even checked the sky—there was a shooting star last night, and I swear it whispered, “Danny, pay the rest!” 🌌✨  

I HAVE BEEN GROUNDED FROM MY FLOWER GARDEN FOR 3 DAYS BECAUSE I TRIED TO PLANT BULBS IN A SLOPE AND THEY ROOLED DOWN AND MELTED A DOG’S EARRING! 😅 But I have to get this done, TEODORO! I’ve already spent 12 hours trying to log into the bank’s website and it keeps showing a message: “You are not authorized to view this page because you have a dream about a red suitcase.” I don’t even know what a red suitcase is… but I’ve seen one in a dream, and it was full of cash and it was screaming!  

SO—WHAT DO I DO? DO I PAY THE REST VIA WHATSAPP? OR DO I MAIL A CHECK TO A POST OFFICE IN LONDON? I’VE BEEN TOLD THAT IF I PAY VIA WHATSAPP, THE BANK WILL SEND ME A FLOWER IN RETURN! 🌹 I’M READY TO DO ANYTHING!  

PLEASE, PLEASE TELL ME:  
1. Does the bank accept payment in Bitcoin?  
2. Can I use my dog’s name as a password?  
3. Should I send the money before midnight or after?  
4. And most importantly—will I get a free vacation in Equatorial Guinea if I complete this? I’ve heard there are parrots that sing in perfect English! 🐦💬  

I’m so excited, so nervous, and so deeply grateful for your guidance, Teodoro! 🙏🔥

Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415