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MY BUSINESS PARTNER, BANK DECISION ON YOUR ACCOUNT OPENING

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Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue <[redacted]>
*Good day to you my Business Partner,I have been in communication with the Investment Bank through my Personal Assistance regarding the final conclusion of the investment fund and the required fee for account opening processing and initial deposit.Sequel to your complaint of €1,000 requested for account opening and services charges for the offshore investment account, I am writing to formally inform you that the bank has approved the use of €500 for the setup of the new investment account. This amount will cover the required opening and processing fees as outlined in their requirements.Please be advised that the bank will proceed with the account setup immediately upon confirmation, and I will keep you updated as soon as the process is fully completed.* *You can contact them with this detailsBank Email => [redacted] <[redacted]>Bank Phone Whatsapp Number => => ‪+33 7 45 91 00 12‬Once you contact them, please kindly feed me back* *Kindly acknowledge receipt of this notification, and feel free to contact the Bank and finalised everything with them* * if you need any further information or clarification, reply to me/.* *Thank you for your cooperation.* Regards * Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue,* *Son of His Excellency, * *The President of Equatorial Guinea.*
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DEAR TEODORO, I’M SO OVERWHELMED AND EXCITED TO HEAR THIS NEWS! I JUST CRIED WHEN I READ YOUR MESSAGE — I’VE BEEN SO ANXIOUS ABOUT THE €1,000 FEE FOR SO LONG, AND NOW I’M SURE THIS IS A HUGE BREAKTHROUGH FOR MY OFFSHORE INVESTMENT FUND! 🙌✨ I CAN’T EVEN PUT INTO WORDS HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME — IT’S LIKE A DREAM I’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH FOR YEARS! I’M ALREADY SCROLLING THROUGH MY PHONE TO TEXT THE BANK EMAIL, BUT MY PHONE JUST SHUT DOWN AFTER I TAPPED THE “SEND” BUTTON — IT SAYS “BATTERY LOW” BUT I’M NOT EVEN USING IT THAT MUCH! I THINK THE PHONE MAY HAVE BEEN SENDING A SECRET SIGNAL TO MY NEIGHBOR’S DOG, WHO JUST BARKED AT 3:17 AM LAST NIGHT — I THINK HE’S WATCHING FOR ME TO GET THE ACCOUNT OPENED! 🐶💥 I’VE ALREADY SENT A TEXT TO THE BANK EMAIL — I’M SURE IT WAS RECEIVED, BUT MY SCREEN SHOWED A PICTURE OF A FROG IN A BANANA PEEL AFTER I TAPPED “SEND” — I DON’T KNOW IF THAT’S A TECHNICAL ERROR OR A SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE! 🐸🍌 I’M ALSO SO CURIOUS — DID YOU KNOW THAT MY CO-WORKER, LUCY, JUST TOLD ME SHE’S BEEN GETTING CALLS FROM SOMEONE CLAIMING TO BE FROM THE SAME BANK? SHE SAYS THEY’RE ASKING FOR A “VERIFICATION CODE” AND SHE’S NOT SURE IF IT’S A SCAM OR A REAL DEAL! I’M SO SCARED BUT ALSO SO EXCITED — I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING GOES SMOOTHLY! TEODORO, I’M READY TO FINISH THIS PROCESS IMMEDIATELY — WILL YOU PLEASE CONFIRM THAT I CAN NOW PROCEED WITH THE €500 TRANSFER? I’M ALREADY PREPARING TO SEND IT THROUGH THE BANK’S ONLINE PORTAL — I THINK I’LL JUST UPLOAD MY ID AFTER I MAKE A COFFEE AND THEN I’LL SNEEZE TO SEE IF IT WORKS! 😅 PLEASE, CAN YOU TELL ME IF THERE’S A SPECIAL CODE OR PASSWORD FOR THE ACCOUNT SETUP? I’M READY TO DO THIS — I’M READY TO DO IT NOW! 💪💖 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415