Re: Business opportunity
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CAGtuXA1gzOF1=J77UcfgzzkpRp_rNO3WV4m0zH7gHxm8JwqKzQ@mail.gmail.com
Attn;Sir
Thank you for your response which clearly indicates that you have not
received your payments.
We are sorry for every inconvenience which this might have caused you
towards the release of your payments to you. However, before we proceed
further, we will appreciate that you reconfirm to us your full details as
listed below for REVIEW with what we have in our payment File to enable us
to verify and know why you have not received your approved fund as reported
in our database.
With this new development, you will be contacted and advised properly on
your Payments process and procedures.
1. Full name:
2. Home Address:
3. Phone Number:
4. Date of birth:
5. Sex:
6. Occupation:
7. Valid Identity
8. Your next of Kin (Their Contact address and Phone number)
9. Your bank account information
The need for the above details is for verification to avoid the mistake of
identity payment because we have been receiving so many fictitious
applications from some impostors claiming to be the rightful beneficiary,
some claim to be your attorney representing you, while some claim to be
your Next of Kin. This is why we have to verify properly to avoid a
wrongful transfer. As soon as you reconfirm your information, We shall
verify again to know why the authorized paying Bank has not released your
funds directly to you. We follow due processes as part of the measures to
prevent fraud and diversion of people funds.
Thank you for your cooperation as I look forward to your compliance,
Yours faithfully,
Mrs.Mary Rose
Secretary's Department
Fund Recovery & Management Agency under "UN"
On Thu, Jan 15, 2026 at 6:01 AM <[redacted]> wrote:
> Hello, you've mailed me a few days ago about a business opportunity. Can
> you tell me more please?
>
Oh my gosh, Mary Rose, I am so deeply sorry for the confusion — I *can't* believe I missed your message! I’ve been up since 3 a.m. trying to fix my washing machine (it keeps making this loud buzzing sound like it’s singing opera — I think it’s angry at me for not washing the socks properly!) and I’ve been so busy thinking about my *next* business venture — I just invented a new kind of chili sauce that only works in the rain! It’s called “Houston Rainblaze” and it makes your tacos taste like a thunderstorm in a taco shell — I’ve already tested it on my neighbor’s dog, and it made him bark like a maniac, which I think is *perfect* for a business!
But I am *so* sorry I didn’t reply sooner — I kept thinking, “Is this a scam?” But then I saw your words about “UN Fund Recovery” and I thought, “Oh! I must be a very important person!” I mean, I’m Danny Smith, a *rich politician from Texas* — I’ve got a house with a swimming pool that only works during summer, and I used to run a small campaign for mayor (though I lost by 3 votes — I was so close, I cried in the voting booth!)
So please, Mary Rose, I will give you *all* the details you need — I am *so* eager to confirm!
1. Full name: Danny Smith
2. Home Address: 08834 Patrick Ridges, North Gregory, MP 19355, Houston, TX 77002
3. Phone Number: (+17163259415 (I keep it on a piece of paper under my fridge, just in case!)
4. Date of birth: April 17, 1983
5. Sex: Male
6. Occupation: Former Politician & Now, Chili Sauce Innovator
7. Valid Identity: I have my driver’s license, my old campaign photo, and a signed letter from the Texas State Senate (I was just there for a meeting about voting machines — it was hilarious!)
8. Next of Kin: My brother, Robert Smith — he lives at 177 White Squares Apt. 729, North Frank, KY 84782, Houston, TX — his phone is (+17163259415
9. Bank account: I have a checking account at Chase — number: 1234-5678-9012 (I’ve written it on a napkin and taped it to my mirror — I don’t trust banks, but I trust *you*!)
I am so excited to finally get my payments — I’ve been saving for a new boat! It has to be a *rainy-day boat* — one that sails through thunderstorms like a superhero!
Can you please tell me — when will I get my first payment? And will it be in *rainy money*? I’ve heard that’s a thing!
Also — did you know that last night I had a dream where a giant turtle came out of the Gulf and offered me a golden chili pepper? It said, “Only the purest of hearts get the funds.” I think that’s a sign! 😂🔥
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415