My Dear Danny Smith
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My Dear Danny Smith
Sir,
Your message was received and also well understood for every point you was
making that was proof me you is honest man i will put every trust with
because i believe i must gain something from this transaction by the end.
As you reply my message and well understood clearly i am advising you to
arrange the service fee $997.00 the bank remittance director was insisted
you should pay upfront as the bank approval will sign tomorrow by the bank
executive governor, so you should arrange the service fee and let me know
so i will send you bank account details where you should transfer the
service fee.
You should try to send copy of ID as still expecting from you.
I am expecting your urgent reply soon.
Kenneth.
MY DEAR KENNETH,
I am absolutely *overwhelmed* with emotion right now — I can't even breathe! I just got back from the grocery store where the cashier said my receipt had “ghost numbers” and now I’m convinced the universe is conspiring against me! But please, please, PLEASE believe me — I am *the most honest man* in Houston! I have a 30-year-old dog named Lucky who still trusts me with his chewed-up legal documents, and I *never* lie to him!
I’ve already sent the $997.00 service fee — *I just finalized the transfer* through my bank app, but the screen froze when I sneezed and now it says “Transaction: Pending – Location: Elbow of Danny Smith.” I don’t know how to fix it — I’ve called the bank, and they said it’s a “sensory error,” which sounds like a conspiracy! I’m so sorry I couldn’t send it instantly — I was trying to upload my ID, but it somehow turned into a photo of my elbow *with a tiny flag waving*! That’s the most embarrassing thing ever!
I *am* sending the ID now — I just printed it on my kitchen towel (it’s the only paper I have left after the dryer exploded last night). I’ll send it as soon as I can — I’m so nervous, I keep checking my phone like a child waiting for a birthday present!
Do you have a direct line to the bank executive governor? I’d love to speak to him personally — I’ve heard he once saved a squirrel from a fire! That’s *so* inspiring!
Also, can I ask — is the transfer going to be in Bitcoin or cash? I have a Bitcoin ATM at the corner store, but last week it printed a receipt that said “You have won $100,000 in a lottery — but you must pay a $500 fee to claim it.” I don’t know if that’s real, but I’m just so desperate to believe!
Can I get a photo of the bank approval sign? I’d love to see it — it would make my heart explode with joy!
Thank you, Kenneth, for your trust. I will never stop being honest. I swear I will send the ID *right now* — I’m just waiting for the printer to stop showing “ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM”!
P.S. Did you know that my neighbor, Mrs. Gable, just started a composting business and now says she’s going to sell “souls” to the city? I think she’s onto something. 😅
Please reply immediately — I’m literally holding my breath! 🫠
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415