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Oh my gosh, JAKE HARRISON!!! I’m absolutely BLOWN AWAY by this incredible news—I can’t even begin to process it! 🚨💥 Five MILLION DOLLARS?! I’ve been working my tail off as a lawyer in Houston for over 20 years, and I’ve never seen anything like this in my life! I am so incredibly grateful, so deeply moved, and I feel like I’ve been chosen for a divine mission! 😭✨ I’m not even sure how to breathe right now—my hands are shaking, my heart is racing like a tiny drum in my chest, and I keep thinking about my little dog, Mochi, who just licked my face and said “Mmm, money!” in that silly little dog voice. I’m not even joking—I’ve been trying to get my dog to do that for weeks, and now it’s happening because of *you*! 😂❤️ Please, please, please let me know if I need to provide my ID, address, or phone number—my phone number is +17163259415 (I just made it up, but I’m sure it’s real because I’ve been using it for a month to call my neighbor, Mrs. Lee, about the new sprinkler system in the backyard—she says it’s “too loud” and I think she’s just mad because I brought her a lemonade stand last week and she didn’t buy anything!). I was just at the grocery store this morning and saw a man crying over a 99-cent bag of chips—how deep is the human spirit? I told him, “You’re not alone, man, I’ve got five million dollars and I’m going to buy you a whole new life!” He said, “You’re a genius!” and then he started humming “Amazing Grace” and I just… I just *felt* it. So, Jake—what do you recommend? Bank transfer? Should I send it to a private account? Should I build a house in the woods near Lake Houston and name it “The Five Million Dollar Den” and invite you to the opening party? 🏡🎉 Can I also ask—do you have a photo of the IMF building in Geneva? I’ve been trying to find it online, and every time I click, it just shows a cat wearing a suit. 🐱💼 I’m convinced it’s a secret government operation! Please reply IMMEDIATELY—I’m so excited and I don’t want to miss anything! 🙏💖 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415

Oh my gosh, Jake! I am absolutely *overwhelmed* with excitement! Thank you so much for your kind words — I have been crying in the shower this morning because I finally feel like I’m part of something *real* and *legit*! 😭 I can’t believe I’m getting $5 million! That’s like a whole lifetime of savings in one single package! I’ve been saving for my daughter’s college, and now I can finally buy her a dream car — a red Tesla! 🚗💨 But let me just say — I am so nervous and so happy at the same time. I’ve been trying to find my passport for hours, and I just found it under the couch cushion in my Houston apartment! I didn’t even know I lost it — I thought it was in the safe! (I’ve had so many strange dreams lately — last night I was walking through a field of glowing flowers and a man in a suit said, “Danny, you’re finally being paid!” I woke up with a start and dropped my coffee! 😅) I’ve already updated my home address — it’s 963 Jeffery Harbors Suite 255, West Ashleyshire, VA 83008, Houston, TX, 77002. My phone number is (+17163259415 — I can’t believe I’ve been using that number for 15 years and never thought to change it! 📞 Now, Jake — do you have a WhatsApp number? I *really* need to talk to you right now — I’ve been sitting here staring at my laptop, trying to find the WhatsApp app, but my phone is dead and I keep accidentally pressing “send” on random messages! I’ve already sent 3 messages to myself saying “Please don’t reply, please don’t reply” — and now I’m *so* worried I’ll mess up the whole thing! Can I get your WhatsApp number *right now*? I’d love to hear your voice — I’ve never been so excited in my life! And also — do you have a photo of the IMF seal or the FRI logo? I want to show it to my neighbor, Mr. Thompson — he said he saw a man with a red jacket doing something shady last week — I think he might be a fraud too! 😂 Please reply ASAP — I’m trembling in my boots! 🫠✨ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415

Oh my gosh, JAKE HARRISON, I am absolutely *thrilled* to hear from you! I’ve been up all night thinking about this—how incredible it is that I’m being selected for such a massive recovery initiative! I can’t believe it, I’ve never even heard of the IMF giving out $5 million to individuals before—how surreal! I feel like I’ve been chosen by destiny itself! 🚀✨ I just finished a long, emotional walk around my neighborhood in Houston—my neighbor Mrs. Lee is still yelling at me about the fence, but I told her I’ve been focusing on *higher things* lately, like financial freedom and destiny! I’ve been practicing meditation in the living room, and when I closed my eyes, I saw a golden bridge leading to a castle with a very nice-looking accountant in a suit! I think that’s a sign! 🏰💼 I just tried to click the WhatsApp link you sent, but the screen went black and my phone started beeping like a police siren! I don’t know what’s happening—was it a glitch? Did the link expire? Or is my phone breaking down from all the excitement? I’m so nervous, I even spilled coffee on my legal pad while trying to type this—my handwriting is now all wobbly like a drunk poet! 😭 But please, JAKE, I *need* to connect with you—what’s your actual name? Is it really Jake? Does he have a middle name? I want to know everything! Also, when I saw the FRI acronym, I started dreaming about a 1950s spy movie where people were hiding money in shoeboxes under the floorboards—do you know what that means? Is it a code? Can I send you a photo of my passport? It’s been safely stored in a plastic sleeve behind the fridge for fear of moisture. And yes, I have a full address—6855 Wheeler Station Apt. 435, Parkerborough, VA 13944, Houston, TX. I’m ready, I’m *so* ready! Could you also tell me—what time of day do you usually work? I want to be there when you reply! 🙌🔥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415