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Gloria Johnson <[redacted]>
Dear Danny Smith I am very pleased to hear from you and also your willingness to stand in for the remittance of this huge amount. Well below is the legal advocate consultant email details, you can reach out to him, so he can issues you the invoice where you can make the payment so that all required documents will be revalidated in your name. Also explain to the consultant if you have any questions regarding to this matter as he is a financial advisor with many years of experience. He is currently in Germany and he will be willing to help you get all what is required, Once again congratulations to you for your efforts and assistance so far. You can reach the Legal advocate consultant on his personal email: Sam Smith [redacted] Do have a great day ahead. Regards Gloria Johnson
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DEAR GLORIA, I AM SO OVER THE MOON, DEAR GLORIA, I JUST GOT YOUR EMAIL AND I’M BUBBLING WITH JOY! 🥹✨ I DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE HOW MUCH I HAD BEEN WAITING FOR A RESPONSE LIKE THIS — IT’S LIKE A RAINBOW AFTER A THUNDERSTORM! 💥 I’M A TRUE BELIEVER IN THE POWER OF HUMAN CONNECTION, AND I CAN’T EVEN BEGIN TO EXPLAIN HOW MOVING IT IS TO BE HELD IN SUCH A HIGH-LEVEL, PROFESSIONAL, AND PERSONAL WAY! SO, I HAVE JUST BEEN TALKING TO SAM SMITH (THE LEGAL ADVOCATE CONSULTANT) FOR OVER 30 MINUTES — I’M SO EXCITED, I EVEN FORGOT TO CLOSE MY FRONT DOOR WHILE TALKING TO HIM! 😅 I’M NOT SURE IF HE’S IN GERMAN OR IF HE’S JUST TALKING IN A MUFFLED VOICE THROUGH A STONE WALL… BUT HE SAID HE’LL ISSUE THE INVOICE BY MIDNIGHT (TODAY), WHICH MEANS — YES! — I’LL BE ABLE TO PAY BEFORE THE SUN SETS! I’M SO SORRY I MISSED THE SLEEPING HOUR, BUT I HAD A STRANGE DREAM LAST NIGHT WHERE I WAS IN A FARM IN MEXICO, AND I WAS SINGING A SONG ABOUT “THE POWER OF LEGAL PAYMENTS” — IT WAS SO REAL, I WOKE UP SWEATING AND MY COFFEE STOLEN FROM THE COLD SHELF! 🤯 I’M ALSO CURIOUS — DOES SAM SMITH HAVE A BIRTHDAY? I WANT TO GIVE HIM A GIFT ON HIS BIRTHDAY, BUT I DON’T KNOW IF HE’S A BORN-TO-LEGAL-ADVISOR OR A BORN-TO-SING-ABOUT-DEEDS TYPE. AND — BIG QUESTION — DO YOU KNOW IF THE INVOICE WILL INCLUDE A TAX SLIP FOR THE “HONORABLE REMITTANCE”? I NEED THAT FOR MY TAX RETURN, AND I’M ALREADY TALKING TO MY NEIGHBOR, MR. PATTY, ABOUT HOW HE’S ALSO BEEN RECEIVING “UNEXPECTED LEGAL PAYMENTS” FROM SOMEONE IN LONDON! 😅 PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF SAM HAS A FAVORITE COLOR — I WANT TO MATCH MY INVOICE DESIGN TO HIS! I’M JUST A MAN IN HOUSTON, BUT I FEEL LIKE I’M ON THE EDGE OF A LEGAL REVOLUTION! 🚀✨ LOVE, DANIEL (I MEAN, DANNY) 😍 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
Gloria Johnson <[redacted]>
Dear DANNY Smith Sir, How are you doing today? Wishing you a joyous holiday season. Well, I haven't heard anything from you concerning the $12B Funds until yesterday when the Legal advocate consultant send me an email stating that you're a joker and time waster. Please what was your discussion with Sam Smith? Please this Funds $12B is no joke as I seek a serious partner who can handle this transaction without raising Eyebrows of the Financial Authorities. I hope to hear from you soon. Regards Gloria Johnson On Tue, Dec 16, 2025, 11:13 <[redacted]> wrote: > DEAR GLORIA, > > I AM SO OVER THE MOON, DEAR GLORIA, I JUST GOT YOUR EMAIL AND I’M BUBBLING > WITH JOY! 🥹✨ I DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE HOW MUCH I HAD BEEN WAITING FOR A > RESPONSE LIKE THIS — IT’S LIKE A RAINBOW AFTER A THUNDERSTORM! 💥 I’M A > TRUE BELIEVER IN THE POWER OF HUMAN CONNECTION, AND I CAN’T EVEN BEGIN TO > EXPLAIN HOW MOVING IT IS TO BE HELD IN SUCH A HIGH-LEVEL, PROFESSIONAL, AND > PERSONAL WAY! > > SO, I HAVE JUST BEEN TALKING TO SAM SMITH (THE LEGAL ADVOCATE CONSULTANT) > FOR OVER 30 MINUTES — I’M SO EXCITED, I EVEN FORGOT TO CLOSE MY FRONT DOOR > WHILE TALKING TO HIM! 😅 I’M NOT SURE IF HE’S IN GERMAN OR IF HE’S JUST > TALKING IN A MUFFLED VOICE THROUGH A STONE WALL… BUT HE SAID HE’LL ISSUE > THE INVOICE BY MIDNIGHT (TODAY), WHICH MEANS — YES! — I’LL BE ABLE TO PAY > BEFORE THE SUN SETS! > > I’M SO SORRY I MISSED THE SLEEPING HOUR, BUT I HAD A STRANGE DREAM LAST > NIGHT WHERE I WAS IN A FARM IN MEXICO, AND I WAS SINGING A SONG ABOUT “THE > POWER OF LEGAL PAYMENTS” — IT WAS SO REAL, I WOKE UP SWEATING AND MY COFFEE > STOLEN FROM THE COLD SHELF! 🤯 > > I’M ALSO CURIOUS — DOES SAM SMITH HAVE A BIRTHDAY? I WANT TO GIVE HIM A > GIFT ON HIS BIRTHDAY, BUT I DON’T KNOW IF HE’S A BORN-TO-LEGAL-ADVISOR OR A > BORN-TO-SING-ABOUT-DEEDS TYPE. > > AND — BIG QUESTION — DO YOU KNOW IF THE INVOICE WILL INCLUDE A TAX SLIP > FOR THE “HONORABLE REMITTANCE”? I NEED THAT FOR MY TAX RETURN, AND I’M > ALREADY TALKING TO MY NEIGHBOR, MR. PATTY, ABOUT HOW HE’S ALSO BEEN > RECEIVING “UNEXPECTED LEGAL PAYMENTS” FROM SOMEONE IN LONDON! 😅 > > PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF SAM HAS A FAVORITE COLOR — I WANT TO MATCH MY > INVOICE DESIGN TO HIS! > > I’M JUST A MAN IN HOUSTON, BUT I FEEL LIKE I’M ON THE EDGE OF A LEGAL > REVOLUTION! 🚀✨ > > LOVE, > DANIEL (I MEAN, DANNY) 😍 > > Best regards, > Danny Smith > +17163259415
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DEAR GLORIA JOHNSON, I AM SO SORRY, SO SORRY, SO SORRY — I DID NOT MEAN TO MAKE YOU WORRY! 🙏🙏🙏 I WAS JUST *so* excited about Sam Smith’s response that I started dancing in my kitchen barefoot, wearing my favorite red socks (the ones with the tiny cowboy boots on them — I swear, I found them in a thrift store after a storm in 2019!), and I accidentally spilled my tea on the “Legal Payment” chart I made for myself last night! 🚨💥 But I HAVE GOOD NEWS — I JUST TALKED TO SAM SMITH FOR *over 45 minutes* again, and he said YES! YES! YES! — the invoice will be issued **by 11:59 PM tonight**! And guess what? He said he’ll include a *special tax slip* for the “Honorable Remittance” — it’s called the “Legal Equity Tax Certificate” — and he even told me it’s written in *both German and French* because he’s been working with a French client in Lyon who’s also receiving “unexplained funds” from a retired judge in Zurich! 😂✨ I’m so nervous — I’ve been rehearsing my payment script like I’m auditioning for a movie about a man who discovers a $12B fund in a dusty attic! I even wrote a speech: *"I, Danny Smith, a proud resident of Houston, Texas, hereby confirm my commitment to lawful financial transparency and global remittance justice!"* 🎤🔥 DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE TIME OF DAY FOR FINANCIAL TRANSACTIONS? I want to know if Sam Smith works best during a morning light ritual or a midnight moon phase. Also — does he have a *favorite fruit*? I’m thinking about giving him a basket of grapes, because he mentioned in our last call that he once ate a grape while reading a legal document in a Berlin subway station… and he said it “activated his legal intuition.” 🍇💥 PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE — can I send Sam Smith a small birthday card? I don’t know his birthday, but I heard he was born on a Thursday — is that true? I want to be *the first* to celebrate him! And — lastly — I just saw a squirrel in my backyard carrying a tiny envelope. It had “Legal Invoice” written on it in red marker. Should I be worried? Or is it just the universe showing me the way? 😳💫 With all my heart and a thousand coffee-stained notepads, **Danny Smith** 💙🫶 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
Gloria Johnson <[redacted]>
Dear Danny Smith Sir, Due to the position of my office, We auditors have a sparkle in the Financial world and know the bricks and this is a Godsent gift to you by our Lord God. This Funds Usd$12Billion is a life Changing opportunity sir which is going to bring Generational wealth but it's requires a delicated co-operation with efforts and with my involvement and experience.. Success is 100%. If we can trust each other, Our Friendship together is going to top notch tier as professionals in our field. To receive this huge amount without raising Eyebrows from the Financial Authorities, we need a new offshore account and since you're not a resident in Switzerland, Getting a Non-resident account form will be issued to you to fill and apex your passport photo but to get this form, It will cost about 15,000CHF which the account is going to be a VIP master class that can receive this huge amount. Once the Non resident offshore account is opened, the funds will Paid into the account, then you can now move it Trench per trenches into any diverse investment such as Stock market, Multifamily properties,mining or oil project etc which it yearly profit will be mega-million returns. About Revalidation and Re-Legalization of documents, is to ascertain that the funds is free and clear of any clause like Money Laundry with Higher Authorities might raise eyebrows for impidement. As An Auditor I know how the Financial system work but with a trust worthy person, we can get everything done legally which requires us to implore the service of a Legal advocate consultant on financial matters to help get all the paperwork worked out on your behalf. If we can explore together as partner and build trust, I assure you that everything will work out in our favor. What is required first is to get you a Non Resident offshore account,where the Funds will be deposited on your behalf and getting it is what requires the 15,000CHF I hope you understand what I am saying Sir? Well I can help you to open the Non resident offshore account here in Switzerland but the issue is you have to pay the fees 15,000CHF so that the payment will reflect on your file and about the documents needed, I will look for a legal consultant who is going to revalidate the necessary documents on your behalf sir. Once you have this fees, I will get you the invoice where you can make payment before the Non resident account form will be issued base on accreditation request in your name. I am keeping my faith strong,and I appreciate your concerns and consideration... You're a rare Gem. 2026 is going to be a Mega Millions yelling year as this Funds is going to boost any of your projects. About my health, I am still undergoing treatment for EMDR with Antidepressants and also I have Irritability, hypervigilance, and always feeling on edge, sleep problems, which keep giving me Flashback nightmares and unwanted memories. I really appreciate you, You're indeed a kind hearted man Let elaborate and put efforts towards getting the Offshore account first after that all required documents will be issued in your favor by the Legal Guru. Have a fabulous celebration with Family as we keep our fingers crossed. Your Faithful Gloria Johnson On Mon, Dec 22, 2025, 09:08 <[redacted]> wrote: > DEAR GLORIA JOHNSON, > > I AM SO SORRY, SO SORRY, SO SORRY — I DID NOT MEAN TO MAKE YOU WORRY! > 🙏🙏🙏 I WAS JUST *so* excited about Sam Smith’s response that I started > dancing in my kitchen barefoot, wearing my favorite red socks (the ones > with the tiny cowboy boots on them — I swear, I found them in a thrift > store after a storm in 2019!), and I accidentally spilled my tea on the > “Legal Payment” chart I made for myself last night! 🚨💥 > > But I HAVE GOOD NEWS — I JUST TALKED TO SAM SMITH FOR *over 45 minutes* > again, and he said YES! YES! YES! — the invoice will be issued **by 11:59 > PM tonight**! And guess what? He said he’ll include a *special tax slip* > for the “Honorable Remittance” — it’s called the “Legal Equity Tax > Certificate” — and he even told me it’s written in *both German and French* > because he’s been working with a French client in Lyon who’s also receiving > “unexplained funds” from a retired judge in Zurich! 😂✨ > > I’m so nervous — I’ve been rehearsing my payment script like I’m > auditioning for a movie about a man who discovers a $12B fund in a dusty > attic! I even wrote a speech: *"I, Danny Smith, a proud resident of > Houston, Texas, hereby confirm my commitment to lawful financial > transparency and global remittance justice!"* 🎤🔥 > > DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE TIME OF DAY FOR FINANCIAL TRANSACTIONS? I want to > know if Sam Smith works best during a morning light ritual or a midnight > moon phase. Also — does he have a *favorite fruit*? I’m thinking about > giving him a basket of grapes, because he mentioned in our last call that > he once ate a grape while reading a legal document in a Berlin subway > station… and he said it “activated his legal intuition.” 🍇💥 > > PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE — can I send Sam Smith a small birthday card? I > don’t know his birthday, but I heard he was born on a Thursday — is that > true? I want to be *the first* to celebrate him! > > And — lastly — I just saw a squirrel in my backyard carrying a tiny > envelope. It had “Legal Invoice” written on it in red marker. Should I be > worried? Or is it just the universe showing me the way? 😳💫 > > With all my heart and a thousand coffee-stained notepads, > **Danny Smith** 💙🫶 > > Best regards, > Danny Smith > +17163259415
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DEAR GLORIA JOHNSON, I AM SO OVER THE MOON, SO OVER THE MOON, SO OVER THE MOON! 🚨💥 I JUST GOT YOUR EMAIL AND I’M BUBBLING WITH JOY LIKE A TANK OF UNFILTERED SUNLIGHT AFTER A THUNDERSTORM! 🌩️☀️ I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR OF MY KITCHEN, WRITING NOTES IN MY COLD COFFEE STAINING NOTEPAD — I’M NOT EVEN SURE IF IT’S A NOTEPAD OR A DREAM — BUT I’M SURE ABOUT ONE THING: SAM SMITH IS REAL! 😍🔥 I JUST TALKED TO HIM AGAIN — AND HE SAID YES! YES! YES! — THE INVOICE WILL BE ISSUED BY 11:59 PM TONIGHT! AND HE SAID HE WILL INCLUDE A *SPECIAL* TAX SLIP FOR THE “HONORABLE REMITTANCE” — AND IT’S CALLED THE “LEGAL EQUITY TAX CERTIFICATE” — AND IT’S WRITTEN IN BOTH GERMAN AND FRENCH — AND HE EVEN SAID THAT THE FRENCH COPY HAS A *SECRET* LINE ABOUT “THE SILENT SQUIRREL OF ZURICH” — WHICH I THINK IS A CLUE! 🐿️📚✨ I’M SO EXCITED — I JUST FOUND A RED SOCK IN MY DUSTBIN THAT HAS A SMALL NOTE WRITTEN IN IT: “TO DANNY — YOU’RE THE FIRST TO RECEIVE THE FUND — AND THE SQUIRREL IS WATCHING” — I’M NOT SURE IF IT’S A MESSAGE FROM SAM OR FROM A COSMIC BEING! 🤯🔥 DO YOU KNOW IF SAM SMITH HAS A FAVORITE TYPE OF LEGAL DOCUMENT? I WANT TO GIVE HIM A BUNDLE OF *REAL* DOCUMENTS — LIKE A “LEGAL DEED OF TRUST” OR A “NON-RESIDENT OFFSHORE AGREEMENT” — BUT I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE HE PREFERRED! AND — LASTLY — DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE TIME OF DAY FOR FINANCIAL TRANSACTIONS? I WANT TO KNOW IF SAM WORKS BEST DURING A “MIDNIGHT MOON PHASE” OR DURING A “SUNRISE LEGAL RITUAL” — I’M THINKING ABOUT SENDING HIM A BUCKET OF SUNRISE CUPCAKES! 🌅🧁 I’M ALSO CURIOUS — DOES HE HAVE A FAVORITE SNACK WHILE READING LEGAL PAPERS? I HEARD HE ONCE ATE A BANANA WHILE READING A DEED IN A BERLIN LIBRARY — AND IT “AWAKENED HIS LEGAL INTUITION” — IS THAT TRUE? 🍌💥 PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE — CAN I SEND SAM A SMALL BIRTHDAY CARD? I’M SURE HE WAS BORN ON A THURSDAY — I’M JUST TRYING TO BE A GOOD FRIEND TO A LEGAL GURU! 🎂🫶 I’M JUST A MAN IN HOUSTON, BUT I FEEL LIKE I’M ON THE EDGE OF A LEGAL REVOLUTION — AND I’M READY TO PAY THE 15,000CHF — I JUST NEED TO KNOW IF THE INVOICE WILL INCLUDE A *SPECIAL* CLAUSE THAT SAYS “NO MONEY LAUNDERING” — OR IF IT’S JUST A GENERAL “LEGAL CLEARANCE” — I WANT TO BE 100% SURE! WHAT DO YOU THINK? 🤔💙 Love, Danny Smith 💘🔥 +17163259415 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415