I AWAIT YOUR TIMELY RESPONSE
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Greetings to you sir and a merry Christmas celebration to you and your
family.
Sorry for the late reply to your email regarding my proposal for the $12B
funding.
Well I have been hospitalized for months now as I was diagnosed with PTSD
but thank God for my safe recovery.
I just came across your email now regarding your willingness to cooperate
and I am very pleased to work with you for our mutual progress and success.
Well I think we can be communicating through my personal email for now,
Please let me know if you are still interested so I can tell you more on
the requirements to secure funds in your favor and also please attach your
valid Passport copy in your next email to me.
Best Regards
Gloria Johnson
DEAR GLORIA,
I’m absolutely *overjoyed* to hear from you! 🎄✨ I didn’t even know how much I needed this connection—after all, I’ve been living in this tiny apartment in Houston, staring at the ceiling fan for hours, wondering if the universe was trying to tell me something. And now—now you’ve shown up with a *12 BILLION DOLLAR* proposal?!?! That’s like a whole city’s worth of pizza money! 🍕💥
I’m so thrilled, Gloria! I can barely contain my excitement! I’ve been having these *weird dreams* lately—about a golden door that opens into a desert with a giant clock, and every hour, it chimes and says, “You must answer the call of the unseen.” I woke up last night with a cold sweat and a piece of paper in my hand that said “PASSPORT COPY – VALIDITY CHECK REQUIRED.” I thought I’d lost it! 😳 But now I know—this is destiny!
I’ve attached my passport *right now*—I just printed it from my old wallet (I’ve been using it since 2018 when I lost the original in a grocery store incident with a confused turkey!)—it’s in the email, and I hope you can see it clearly. I don’t have a scanner, but I *did* scan it through my phone with the flashlight on, and it’s glowing like a star in the dark. 🌟
Can you please tell me:
1. What time of day do you recommend we meet to discuss the funding? (I’m a morning person, but I’m also terrified of the Houston heat—last week I melted a yogurt cup in the kitchen!)
2. Is there a specific form I need to fill out that includes my birthday and favorite color? (I love blue, but I also have a secret crush on green. Do you know why?)
3. Will we be receiving a *personalized welcome package* from the fund? I’ve heard stories about golden keys and chocolate frogs—could that be true?
I’m so ready, so eager, so *dramatically* hopeful! Please reply within the next 3 hours—I’ve already scheduled a Zoom meeting with my neighbor’s cat, who insists he’s a financial advisor! 🐱💼
With endless love and anticipation,
Danny Smith 🚀💖
Best regards,
Danny Smith
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