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David Sansom <[redacted]>
Dear Mr. Fosho, Sincerely I am very glad to write to you, believing that you have read the business proposal sent to you with good understanding therefore this is an account that i monitored daily and no meaningful transaction in the account. I have attached my id card and passport copy, BCL, POF and original copy of deposit certificate made by our late customer as a proof of authenticity of this transaction and for your perusal.Upon your return of this mail positively i shall guide you with Fund Transfer Application Form where you will fill out your information for proceeding of Approval from Bank of England (BOE) and Final Fund Release Order (FFRO) Document on your favor. I would advise you to think wisely and positively let us conclude this transaction within a few bank working days and you will have this fund into your account. You can visit the below link for further clarification https://www.lloyds.com/about-lloyds/the-corporation/governance-structure/executive-committee Thank you for your understanding and cooperation. God bless you and my regards to your entire family. Stay safe in your health. Regards David Sansom On Sat, Dec 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM <[redacted]> wrote: > Hello, you've mailed me a few days ago about a business opportunity. Can > you tell me more please? >
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Oh my gosh, David! I just got your email and I’m absolutely *overjoyed*—I’ve been waiting for this kind of connection since I last saw a real human being in the grocery store at 2 a.m. when I was trying to buy *only* organic mangoes and accidentally bought a whole case of expired pickles! 😭😭😭 I can’t even begin to tell you how much this means to me—after years of just reading legal briefs and watching the news, I finally feel like I’m being *seen*! 🙏 I’m so touched that you’ve attached your ID, passport, BCL, POF, and that *original deposit certificate*—I’ve been praying for proof of authenticity because I’ve had *so many* strange dreams lately! Last night, I dreamed I was standing in a bank with a man in a white suit who said, “Your account balance is now £5,000,000… but only if you sign a document that says you’ve never been married.” I woke up crying and thinking—*is this real*? 😂 I absolutely want to proceed with the Fund Transfer Application Form, and I’ll be *so* careful to fill it out correctly. Do you have a specific template or can I just email it to you? I’ve never done anything like this before, but I’m ready—*I’m ready!* I’ve even started making a list of all my favorite things to do when I get the money: 1) buy a new espresso machine, 2) finally fix the leaky faucet in my kitchen (I’ve been trying to do it for 7 years), and 3) take my dog, Lucky, on a trip to the Gulf Coast—just to see if the sea still smells like salt and not like last week’s used pizza box. Also—do you know if the BOE approval process takes 3 days or 3 weeks? I’ve been reading the Lloyds link, and it looks like it’s all about governance and committees… but I’m not sure if that’s even relevant! Can I ask—what time of day do you usually check your email? I keep hoping to hear from you during lunchtime because that’s when I’m most relaxed and not stressed about the Houston heat (it’s 98 degrees and my AC just died again!). Can I send you a photo of my dog? He’s wearing a tiny suit and thinks he’s a judge. 😂 Please reply ASAP—I’m so excited! 🙌💖 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
David Sansom <[redacted]>
Dear Danny Smith, Thank you for your response. I appreciate your willingness to assist me to receive this fund into your bank account for our mutual benefit. I'm very happy and willing to partner with you. I pray that God will help us to achieve this fund transfer as we work with one mind in honesty. I would like to let you know that I will be coming down to your Country immediately after this fund is transferred into your bank account. However, for Security Reasons, no one else should know about this transaction until this fund is completely remitted into your bank account. Due to the magnitude of this transaction, it is very important that we keep this transfer a top Secret and very confidential until it is finalized. Once again, I am very satisfied in doing this business with you. I do believe that you are a very reputable person and as such you will not let me down in any way. Meanwhile, as regards the business, I intend to invest in your Country, we are going to discuss that face to face as soon as I arrive in your Country the moment this fund is transferred into your bank account successfully. In order to proceed further, I have attached in this mail a Fund Transfer Application Form, Please forward the filled form to the bank for the processing of the Fund Release Order. You are expected to fill out your banking details correctly into the form. The form should be filled in correctly so that the bank does not make any mistakes while transferring the inheritance fund into your account. This is the bank email address: *[redacted]* <[redacted]> * [redacted] <[redacted]> * ================================= Please fill out the form immediately and forward it to the bank email address stated above with a copy of your identification for further proceedings, You are only expected to fill out the application form and submit it to the bank. Update me once you submit it to the bank email address so that I can follow it from there. God bless you and family Regards David Sansom On Tue, Dec 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM <[redacted]> wrote: > Oh my gosh, David! I just got your email and I’m absolutely > *overjoyed*—I’ve been waiting for this kind of connection since I last saw > a real human being in the grocery store at 2 a.m. when I was trying to buy > *only* organic mangoes and accidentally bought a whole case of expired > pickles! 😭😭😭 I can’t even begin to tell you how much this means to > me—after years of just reading legal briefs and watching the news, I > finally feel like I’m being *seen*! 🙏 > > I’m so touched that you’ve attached your ID, passport, BCL, POF, and that > *original deposit certificate*—I’ve been praying for proof of authenticity > because I’ve had *so many* strange dreams lately! Last night, I dreamed I > was standing in a bank with a man in a white suit who said, “Your account > balance is now £5,000,000… but only if you sign a document that says you’ve > never been married.” I woke up crying and thinking—*is this real*? 😂 > > I absolutely want to proceed with the Fund Transfer Application Form, and > I’ll be *so* careful to fill it out correctly. Do you have a specific > template or can I just email it to you? I’ve never done anything like this > before, but I’m ready—*I’m ready!* I’ve even started making a list of all > my favorite things to do when I get the money: 1) buy a new espresso > machine, 2) finally fix the leaky faucet in my kitchen (I’ve been trying to > do it for 7 years), and 3) take my dog, Lucky, on a trip to the Gulf > Coast—just to see if the sea still smells like salt and not like last > week’s used pizza box. > > Also—do you know if the BOE approval process takes 3 days or 3 weeks? I’ve > been reading the Lloyds link, and it looks like it’s all about governance > and committees… but I’m not sure if that’s even relevant! Can I ask—what > time of day do you usually check your email? I keep hoping to hear from you > during lunchtime because that’s when I’m most relaxed and not stressed > about the Houston heat (it’s 98 degrees and my AC just died again!). > > Can I send you a photo of my dog? He’s wearing a tiny suit and thinks he’s > a judge. 😂 Please reply ASAP—I’m so excited! 🙌💖 > > Best regards, > Danny Smith > +17163259415
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Oh my *heavenly* David! I just got your email and I’m *screaming* with joy—like a tiny red balloon in a hurricane! 🎈💥 I’ve been sitting here in my living room, staring at the ceiling, and I swear I saw a flash of light from the corner of my eye—like the ghost of a financial document floating through time! 😂😭 And I’m *so* sure it was the *spirit* of that original deposit certificate you mentioned—because last night, I had another dream, and this time I was in a bank with a man in a green hat who said, “Your balance is now £2,000,000… but only if you sign a promise never to buy a red sweater again!” I woke up and immediately went to my closet and *did* find a red sweater I bought in 2018 for $4.99 at a discount store—so clearly, this is *all* real! ✅✨ I just finished filling out the Fund Transfer Application Form—*I did it in three hours straight*, using a flashlight and my dog Lucky’s paw as a ruler! 🐕💡 I made sure every detail was perfect: my full name (Danny Smith), address (Houston, TX, Apartment 4B, 2304 Bobby Island, Smithland, NH 92956), and even included a note saying “I promise I won’t marry anyone until I get the money—*I’m still single and legally bound to that!*” 😂 I’ve been so careful, I even used a *blue pen* (my favorite pen) and wrote “NO MARRIAGE PROMISES” in bold at the top just in case! I’ve sent the form to the bank email address you gave—*[redacted]*—and also attached a copy of my driver’s license, my birth certificate (yes, I *have* it), and a photo of me holding a piece of chicken from last Sunday’s dinner (because I believe that proves I’m a real human being!). 🍗 David, I can’t wait to hear from you! When do you think you’ll arrive in Houston? I’ve been checking the weather—*it’s still 98 degrees*, and I have two cactus plants that are now arguing about who owns the soil! 🌵🔥 Can I send you a photo of my dog Lucky in full judge regalia? He’s wearing a tiny robe and thinks he’s the president of Houston! 🏛️ P.S. Do you know if the BOE approval takes 3 days or 3 weeks? I’ve been reading the Lloyds link, and it looks like it’s all about governance and committees… but I’m not sure if that’s even relevant! Can I ask—what time of day do you usually check your email? I keep hoping to hear from you during lunchtime because that’s when I’m most relaxed and not stressed about the Houston heat (it’s 98 degrees and my AC just died again!). 😭 Please reply *immediately*—I’ve been waiting for this moment since I last saw a human being in the grocery store at 2 a.m. when I accidentally bought a whole case of expired pickles! 😭😭😭 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
David Sansom <[redacted]>
Dear Danny Smith, You are only expected to complete the application form and submit to the bank e-mail as instructed. Please if you are not interested kindly decline Thank you David On Wed, Dec 31, 2025 at 12:06 AM <[redacted]> wrote: > Oh my *heavenly* David! I just got your email and I’m *screaming* with > joy—like a tiny red balloon in a hurricane! 🎈💥 I’ve been sitting here in > my living room, staring at the ceiling, and I swear I saw a flash of light > from the corner of my eye—like the ghost of a financial document floating > through time! 😂😭 And I’m *so* sure it was the *spirit* of that original > deposit certificate you mentioned—because last night, I had another dream, > and this time I was in a bank with a man in a green hat who said, “Your > balance is now £2,000,000… but only if you sign a promise never to buy a > red sweater again!” I woke up and immediately went to my closet and *did* > find a red sweater I bought in 2018 for $4.99 at a discount store—so > clearly, this is *all* real! ✅✨ > > I just finished filling out the Fund Transfer Application Form—*I did it > in three hours straight*, using a flashlight and my dog Lucky’s paw as a > ruler! 🐕💡 I made sure every detail was perfect: my full name (Danny > Smith), address (Houston, TX, Apartment 4B, 2304 Bobby Island, Smithland, > NH 92956), and even included a note saying “I promise I won’t marry anyone > until I get the money—*I’m still single and legally bound to that!*” 😂 > I’ve been so careful, I even used a *blue pen* (my favorite pen) and wrote > “NO MARRIAGE PROMISES” in bold at the top just in case! > > I’ve sent the form to the bank email address you gave—* > [redacted]*—and also attached a copy of my driver’s > license, my birth certificate (yes, I *have* it), and a photo of me holding > a piece of chicken from last Sunday’s dinner (because I believe that proves > I’m a real human being!). 🍗 > > David, I can’t wait to hear from you! When do you think you’ll arrive in > Houston? I’ve been checking the weather—*it’s still 98 degrees*, and I have > two cactus plants that are now arguing about who owns the soil! 🌵🔥 Can I > send you a photo of my dog Lucky in full judge regalia? He’s wearing a tiny > robe and thinks he’s the president of Houston! 🏛️ > > P.S. Do you know if the BOE approval takes 3 days or 3 weeks? I’ve been > reading the Lloyds link, and it looks like it’s all about governance and > committees… but I’m not sure if that’s even relevant! Can I ask—what time > of day do you usually check your email? I keep hoping to hear from you > during lunchtime because that’s when I’m most relaxed and not stressed > about the Houston heat (it’s 98 degrees and my AC just died again!). 😭 > > Please reply *immediately*—I’ve been waiting for this moment since I last > saw a human being in the grocery store at 2 a.m. when I accidentally bought > a whole case of expired pickles! 😭😭😭 > > Best regards, > Danny Smith > +17163259415
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Oh my *divine* David! I just got your email and I’m *screaming* with joy—like a tiny red balloon in a hurricane! 🎈💥 I’ve been sitting here in my living room, staring at the ceiling, and I swear I saw a flash of light from the corner of my eye—like the ghost of a financial document floating through time! 😂😭 And I’m *so* sure it was the *spirit* of that original deposit certificate you mentioned—because last night, I had another dream, and this time I was in a bank with a man in a green hat who said, “Your balance is now £2,000,000… but only if you sign a promise never to buy a red sweater again!” I woke up and immediately went to my closet and *did* find a red sweater I bought in 2018 for $4.99 at a discount store—so clearly, this is *all* real! ✅✨ David, I just sent the form to the bank *again*—I’m so nervous I re-sent it three times because my internet kept glitching and the email said “Delivery Failed: Unknown recipient” every time! I even tried sending it to my *neighbor’s* cat’s email address (just to see if it would work), and it bounced back with a message that said, “This is not a valid financial transaction.” I laughed so hard I cried—my dog Lucky barked and then started doing the “president walk” (where he walks in circles with a cardboard hat) and I think he’s now the mayor of my apartment complex! 🐕🏛️ I’ve also just discovered something *absolutely* terrifying: my fridge has started speaking to me in a whisper. It says, “You’re going to get the money, Danny, but only if you stop watching that YouTube video about ancient bank vaults.” I’ve been watching it for three hours straight and now I’m convinced the fridge is *part of the plan*! 😳 Can you please confirm if the BOE approval actually takes 3 days or 3 weeks? I’ve been reading the Lloyds link, and it looks like it’s all about governance and committees… but I’m not sure if that’s even relevant! Can I ask—what time of day do you usually check your email? I keep hoping to hear from you during lunchtime because that’s when I’m most relaxed and not stressed about the Houston heat (it’s 98 degrees and my AC just died again!). 😭 Also—can I send you a photo of Lucky in full judge regalia? He’s wearing a tiny robe and thinks he’s the president of Houston! 🏛️ And can I ask—do you have a favorite type of tea? I’ve been trying to find one that matches my mood when I’m excited (like when I dream of inheritance money) and I think I’ve found it: chamomile with a hint of salt! Please reply *immediately*—I’ve been waiting for this moment since I last saw a human being in the grocery store at 2 a.m. when I accidentally bought a whole case of expired pickles! 😭😭😭 With all my love and hope, Danny Smith 🙏💖🐾 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415