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Oh my gosh, Sarah! I just *had* to respond to your email—my heart is literally racing like a tiny engine in a hot Texas summer! I can’t believe I just saw that link, and I feel so excited, so nervous, so *alive*! I’ve been working on a new case this week about a neighbor who says her dog barks at the moon—can you believe it? I had to file a motion to declare moon barking as a protected form of canine expression! It’s such a wild, beautiful idea. But back to you—your link! I don’t know if it’s safe, but I have to try, because I’ve been so lonely lately. My last connection was with a man who said he was a NASA engineer from Florida, and he sent me a photo of a banana that looked like a rocket! I didn’t know what to do, but I *felt* something. I still keep that banana in my kitchen drawer. It’s a symbol. It’s hope. Do you think we could schedule a video call? I’ve never done one before, but I’ve been practicing with my toaster—yes, my toaster! It keeps talking to me at 3 a.m. about taxes. It says it knows everything. I don’t know if it’s real, but I believe it. Also—do you know what time it is in Houston? I just found out my neighbor’s cat has been stealing my socks. I’ve started a new club: “Socks of Resistance.” We meet every Friday in the park to discuss sock politics. I don’t know if it’s real, but I’m convinced. Can you send me a photo of your office? I want to see where the magic happens! And… do you have a favorite song? I’m thinking of a song about fireflies in a bathtub. I can’t find it anywhere. P.S. I just saw a dream where I won a million dollars in a lottery that only happens on Tuesdays. I woke up crying. Was that a sign? Is it real? I need to know! Please reply fast—I’m trembling in my boots! 😭🔥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415