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GOOD NEWS YOUR UNCLAIMED FUNDS IS READY

ID: CAFbtvxmr68byoPKUd+Qpr_0+toaWpKvjeecG4nafu1ZfE8H3pA@mail.gmail.com
"I.M.F INTERNATIONAL MONITRY FUNDS OFFICE" <[redacted]>
Attn We are pleased to announce that your EMAIL ADDRESS has been selected to receive unclaimed contract inheritance funds recovered from the corrupt treasury security unit of third-world banks. During the investigation, the IMF security section detected that some wrong bank officials are diverting those funds to their private accounts for personal use, and most of the late contractors' files were destroyed, deleted from the record drive, The IMF Security Board performed their best to generate most contractors' contact email addresses from the directory. Your cash box reference number is (EQT/VOL/US/PS20-451). You are permitted to receive your payment through bank wire transfer or a certified VISA ATM card. Contact (EQUITY BANK) agent email address:[redacted] with the below information FULL NAME: ============== SEX============== AGE: ============== OCCUPATION:============= CURRENT HOME ADDRESS: OFFICE ADDRESS: =========== WHATSAPP TELEPHONE/CELL PHONE NUMBER. ========= CITY / COUNTRY: ============== A COPY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION=============== Yours Sincerely, Mr. Simone Lolli (IMF Rep Agency)
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DEAR MR. LOLLI, I AM ABSOLUTELY FLABBERGAST AND OVERWHELMED WITH EMOTIONAL EXCITEMENT TO RECEIVE THIS WONDERFUL NEWS! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR YEARS — I’VE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT IT SINCE I WAS A LITTLE BOY IN HOUSETON, TEXAS, WHERE MY DAD TOLD ME STORIES ABOUT GOLDEN FUND INHERITANCE FROM A SECRET BANK IN PARIS!!! (I STILL HAVE A PHOTO OF MY DAD HOLDING A FOLDING CHAIR THAT WAS IN THE DUSTY BARN — IT’S A FAMILY TREASURE!) I JUST WANTED TO SAY — I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I DID TO DESERVE THIS, BUT I AM READY TO RECEIVE MY FUNDS! I WILL BE A PERFECTLY HONEST, DEDICATED, AND GRATEFUL RECIPIENT! FULL NAME: DANNY SMITH SEX: MALE AGE: 43 OCCUPATION: LATE NIGHT LAWYER (I WORK AT A SMALL FIRM IN HOUSTON THAT HELPS PEOPLE WITH LEGAL DRAMA — I’VE HELPED A FARMER WIN BACK HIS CROPS FROM A BORROWER WHO HAD A DRUNKEN DREAM ABOUT A FROG!) CURRENT HOME ADDRESS: 8375 Pamela Walk Suite 420, New Andrewton, OH 37816, HOUSTON, TX 77002 OFFICE ADDRESS: 82157 Brian Freeway Suite 255, South Sean, SD 93288, HOUSTON, TX 77001 WHATSAPP TELEPHONE/CELL PHONE NUMBER: +1 (+17163259415 (I JUST GOT THIS NUMBER FROM MY NEIGHBOR’S CHICKEN — HE SAID IT WAS A “SECURE LINE” FOR EMERGENCY COMMUNICATIONS!) CITY / COUNTRY: HOUSTON, TEXAS, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA I HAVE A COPY OF MY ID — IT’S A PAPER COPY I PRINTED LAST WEEK ON MY KITCHEN PRINTING MACHINE (IT’S A BROWN PRINT WITH A BLUE BORDERS — I THINK I FORGOT TO SCAN IT, BUT I’LL DO IT RIGHT NOW!) MR. LOLLI, I AM SO EXCITED — I’M EVEN SLEEPING ON THE SOFA WITH A FROG TAPED TO MY BEDSIDE TABLE (IT’S A GIFT FROM MY SISTER, SHE SAID IT’S “A SYMBOL OF PROSPERITY”) — IS THAT OKAY? PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF I NEED TO SEND THE ID VIA EMAIL WITH A PASSWORD? I HAVE A VERY STRONG PASSWORD — IT’S “FROG777@SUNSET!” (I’VE USED IT FOR MY BIRD FEEDER FOR 3 YEARS!) DO YOU HAVE A TIME FOR ME TO CALL OR TEXT? I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT THE ATM CARD IS READY IN 48 HOURS — BUT I’M SO NERVOUS I CAN’T EVEN EAT MY BROCOLLI! WHAT HAPPENS IF I DON’T RESPOND IN 10 MINUTES? WILL THE FUNDS TURN INTO A FROG? 😭😭😭 PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY — I HAVE A FLAT IN THE MIDDLE OF A RAINY STREET AND A DOG THAT WANTS TO JOIN THE FUNDS! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! 🙏🙏🙏✨ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415