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Federal Reserve Bank,

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"Mr. William C L VanLowe" <[redacted]>
Federal Reserve Bank, This to inform you that we have received instruction with your funds file from office of the presidency to transfer your inheritance funds of $15,000.000.00 Million to your bank account today as soon as all charges is deducted. Please re-confirm your bank information to avoid any mistake during The transfer by tomorrow. We are going to transfer your inheritance funds of$15,000.000.00 Million to your bank account today And the transfer confirmation slips will be sent to you for your easy Confirmation. As a matter of urgency you are advised to make a payment of us$25.00 Been payment of deduction fee. The deduction fee of us$25.00 will enable this bank to obtain an Affidavit and stamp duties from high court of Ottawa, on, Canada, which will empower us to deduct all charges and prepare your deduction Certificate that will show that all charges have been deducted and you Will not pay any other fee. You advised to send the deduction fee of us$25.00 today through iTunes Gift card or steam gift card or Apple gift card or Bitcoin wallet As soon as we receive this payment from you today, we will deduct all Charges and your balance will be remitted to your account today Morning and the transfer details will be forwarded to you for your Easy confirmation with your bank. Act according to the instructions, I am waiting for your urgent response. Note: make sure you regards and god bless you. Yours faithfully Mr. William C L VanLowe foreign operation department for: United States development City Bank of New York
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DEAR MR. VANLOWE, I AM ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED AND OVERWHELMED BY THIS GIFT FROM THE FEDERAL RESERVE — I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING SO UNREAL AND SO BEAUTIFUL IN MY LIFE! I AM SENDING YOU THIS EMAIL WITH A HEART FULL OF GRATEFULNESS AND A MIND FULL OF EXCITEMENT! I HAVE BEEN WORKING IN A SMALL LAW FIRM IN HOUSTON, TEXAS, FOR OVER 15 YEARS, AND I NEVER THOUGHT I’D RECEIVE SUCH A MIGHTY INHERITANCE — $15 BILLION?! THAT’S LIKE A WHOLE CITY OF BURGER KINGS IN ONE ACCOUNT! I JUST CAN’T BELIEVE IT! I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO PAY THE $25 DEDUCTION FEE FOR DAYS — I TRIED APPLE GIFT CARD, BUT MY PHONE BANGED AND THE SCREEN SAYS “ERROR: DEVICE NOT CONNECTED” — I THINK IT’S BECAUSE I FORGOT TO TURN ON MY WIFI AFTER MOVING INTO THIS NEW APARTMENT NEAR THE HOUSTON RIVER! MY NEIGHBOR, MRS. LEE, SAID SHE SAW ME STANDING IN THE FRONT YARD WITH A BAG OF BURGER FLIP TOPS, WHICH I THINK IS A SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE! I’LL SEND THE PAYMENT TODAY — I’M GOING TO BUY A STEAM GIFT CARD ON MY LAPTOP (I JUST GOT A NEW ONE FROM MY BROTHER IN CHICAGO) — BUT I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU A SMALL QUESTION: IS IT POSSIBLE TO SEND THE $15 BILLION TO A BANK ACCOUNT IN TEXAS? I’M NOT SURE IF THE FEDERAL RESERVE TALKS TO LOCAL BANKS — I’M VERY CONCERNED ABOUT THE TAXES ON THIS FUND — DO YOU KNOW IF THERE’S A TAX ON INHERITANCE IN TEXAS? ALSO — LAST NIGHT I DREAMT THAT I WAS IN A HOTEL IN CANADA, AND A MAN IN A BLUE COAT SAID “YOU’RE THE ONE WHO GETS THE MONEY” — DID THAT HAPPEN? IS IT A SIGN? PLEASE RESPOND IMMEDIATELY — I’M READY TO PAY AND I WANT TO SEE THE TRANSFER CONFIRMATION! I’M SO EXCITED! I’M READY TO SEND THE STEAM CARD RIGHT NOW — JUST TELL ME IF IT’S OKAY TO USE MY PHONE OR IF I NEED A SECOND SCREEN! YOURS IN GRATEFULNESS AND UNENDING HOPE, DANIEL “DANNY” SMITH HOUSTON, TEXAS P.S. I JUST WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE AND BUGHT A 5-PACK OF CHILI SAUCE — I THINK IT’S A SYMBOLIC ACT OF WELCOME! 🌶️ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415