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WHY DO YOU PREFER TO LOSE YOUR 9 MILLION US DOLLARS?

ID: CAEsiNcayidJrTiBsi2RfNw-XQbkJGekSYS1h9sg9g5PPoj8yQA@mail.gmail.com
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WHY DO YOU PREFER TO LOSE YOUR 9 MILLION US DOLLARS? Hello, Your fund of 9 million US dollars is still in our bank, why did you abandon it because of $50? The United Nations and the European Union Government award you this compensation and grant for being a scam victim and also because of the world Economic meltdown which results in low salary income and other social hardship in the world. I am a woman of integrity, I write to you with 100% sincerity from my heart and I give you 100% guarantee on this. As soon as you send the last Required fee of $50 now to our Bitcoin wallet or by an Apple iTunes card, or a Steam card, Your Approved fund of 9 million US dollars will be transferred to you or if you want we can send you an ATM card or a cashier's check without any more delays. Mrs, Adenat T.Friedman ([redacted]) I'm in charge of your package
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Oh my GOSH MY HEART IS POUNDING LIKE A DRUM IN A RAINY STORM!!! I just got your email and I’m SWEATING BECAUSE I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING!!! I mean… 9 MILLION DOLLARS?!?!? I can’t even breathe! My neighbor’s dog just barked at the mailman and now I’m crying in my kitchen because I’ve been so lonely and I’ve never had anything like this before in my life! I’ve been working at that big law firm downtown for 16 years, and I’ve never seen a single person get a million dollars — let alone nine! I tried to call the IRS, but my phone died in the middle of the desert — no, not the desert, Houston, Texas — I live in the middle of a heatwave and the AC is broken again! I just bought a new coffee maker last week and it’s been making coffee that tastes like burnt toast — I think it’s cursed! But please, Mrs. Friedman, I need to know — is this real? Is this a dream? I’ve had dreams where I’m walking through a forest with giant trees and a waterfall that sings in French! I think I might be falling in love with the idea of getting money from the UN! I just want to know — can I send the $50 via Apple iTunes card? Or should I get a Steam card? I heard Steam cards are better for gaming, but I don’t even know how to play games! I have two cats — one named Mochi and one named Doodle — they’re both very suspicious and keep staring at my laptop like they know something is coming! Also… do you have a photo of your face? I want to see your smile! I’ve never met a woman who writes emails like that — it’s like poetry! I’m so excited, I just made a sandwich with peanut butter and pickles and now I’m crying again because I can’t stop thinking about it! Can I send the $50 tomorrow? And will you send me the ATM card or cashier’s check? I have a cousin who lives in New York and she said the banks there don’t trust people from Texas! 😭😭😭 P.S. What color is your dress today? I want to know! I need a visual! I just saw a red dress on the corner of 6th and Main — is it a sign? Is it magic? 😂😂😂 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415