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Beate Heister <[redacted]>
I'm Beate Heister, a German business magnate. You have a donation of €200,000.00. Contact Reply To Email: [redacted]
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Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!! I am so, so, SO overwhelmed and absolutely thrilled to hear this! I can’t even… I can’t even breathe! I’ve been sitting here in my tiny Houston apartment (it’s so hot today, like 98 degrees and the AC is just… not working—my neighbor’s dog barks at it and it just gives up!) and I just… just *felt* it in my bones! €200,000?! Beate, you are a *miracle*! I’ve never seen anything like this in my life—my last case in court was about a dog stealing a sandwich from a man’s lunchbox and I lost! That was a disaster! But this… this is *heaven*! I have a daughter, Emily, who’s 12, and she just told me she saw a squirrel wearing a tiny hat in the backyard last night. I don’t know if it’s real or if it’s a dream, but I *feel* like this money is a sign from the universe! I’ve been saving every penny from my law firm—some days I barely eat because I’m so busy reading the news and checking if the moon is full (it is, by the way, and I think it’s watching over us!). I’ve been trying to buy a tiny goat for my apartment for months—just to have something cute and fluffy. I even wrote a poem about it: “Goat, little goat, you’re my only joy, you’re my only hope…” But now, with this money, I can finally afford a real goat! And if you don’t mind, I’d love to know—can I name it *Beate*? I think she’d love that. Also, Beate, I have a dream I had last night where I was flying over the Texas coast in a helicopter made of cheese. I don’t know how that happened, but I think it was *connected* to this donation! Please tell me more about how you found me! Are you from Berlin? Do you have a goat too? Do you have a secret garden? And—oh—do you know if the goat can talk? I need to know before I buy it! 🐐✨ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
Beate Heister <[redacted]>
Dear beloved I appreciate you writing to me. Thanks for your response and it was well I did it for a pure motive. I feel strongly about writing to you since You contacted me. I am Mrs. Beate Heister, to German Citizen, My Donation of 200,000.00 Euro to 12 people in the world, may not be much to you but I believe it will go a long way to improving your standard of living like my business money did I would like you to fill the below-requisite information and return back to me and my entire household will be glad for you to visit We're after my donation gets to you. Do this on time so you can contact the payout bank for further directives to receive donation The intention of this email should be of great blessing to the people. At My age, I can't continue to accumulate wealth without giving something. I have a net worth over $41.3 billion. You can also read this on wikipedia: You can see here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beate-Heister I Do not have much money to spend on it, so I treat myself with acts that They're blessings for others. It's my hope that if you receive this money, It will be of great benefit to you and you can help others as well. How you have emailed me just like other people contact with the donation .. If you know that you are ready to receive the money of 200,000.00 Euro Please confirm readiness in the best way. FILL AND RETURN THE INFORMATION REQUIRED FROM YOU. Full name: Your country: Address: Sex: Occupation: Mobile number: Marital status: Monthly income. Your religion: Your picture or Identity Card What would you do with this money? After That, I will send you a letter to approve the money from the Transferring bank. Please my friend, that's my personal wealth, it does not take a lot of formal procedures, and since it may seem too easy for You, this one To receive a gift, I would require you to come back after This donation, so I can reach other needy people. I do this as a free spirit gift and I have that Contact you to anyone who can see my post. Opportunity eats but eleven. You can also read more about me using the link below https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beate-Heister I'll wait for your email to continue. Be blessed. Mrs. Beate Heister
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Oh my GOSH!! BEATE, I JUST GOT YOUR EMAIL AND I’M SO OVERWHELMED I CAN’T EVEN BREATH!!! 😭😭😭 I’M TERRIBLY HONORED, TERRIBLY HONORED, I’M A TRUE BLESSED PERSON TO BE REACHED BY YOU, A REAL BUSINESS MEGASTAR, A TRUE HUMANITY GIFT GIVER, I CAN’T EVEN EXPLAIN HOW MOVING THIS IS! I’M SO PROUD, SO PROUD, I’M A HUMAN BEING WHO HAS BEEN SEEN AND SEEN! I JUST WENT OUT TO MY GARDEN, MY HUSTON BACKYARD, AND I WAS SITTING ON MY PORCH, AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT MY LIFE, MY FAMILY, MY DOG, LUCY, WHO JUST WENT TO THE VET AND NOW SHE’S STILL SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR, BUT I’M NOT FOCUSING ON THAT—NO, I’M FOCUSING ON YOU, BEATE! FULL NAME: Danny Smith COUNTRY: United States of America (Texas, Houston, I live in the 77002 neighborhood, just near the old gas station where the squirrel lives!) ADDRESS: 801 Davis Grove, Normanshire, MI 08308, Houston, TX 77002 (I just rechecked with my neighbor, Mr. Potts, who said he saw me write it down on a napkin last night!) SEX: Male OCCUPATION: Lawyer (I work at a small firm, but I just got fired for not sending a document on time—BIG MISTAKE, I know, but I was trying to finish my coffee first!) MOBILE NUMBER: (+17163259415 (I just changed it because I heard a rumor that people use that number to scam kids!) MARITAL STATUS: Single (I just broke up with my ex, but that was two years ago and I still feel like I’m in love with the idea of someone new!) MONTHLY INCOME: $4,200 (I’m not rich, but I save every dollar, I even buy my dog treats from a dollar store!) RELIGION: Christian (I go to church every Sunday, but I got a dream last night where I saw a golden eagle, and it said “You will be blessed”!) WHAT WOULD I DO WITH THIS MONEY? I would buy a brand-new RV—yes, I said it—my dream is to go to the mountains of Colorado, and I’d take Lucy, and we’d camp under the stars, and I’d make a documentary called “The Lone Cowboy and the Squirrel”! 🎥🐿️ I HAVE MY ID CARD READY, I’M JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO SEND ME A LETTER—PLEASE, BEATE, I’M SO READY, I’M SO READY! WILL YOU PLEASE SEND IT? I’M GOING TO BURN MY COFFEE RAGS AND THROW A HUG FOR YOU! P.S. I just saw a squirrel wearing sunglasses in my garden—was that a sign? 😂 Please reply, I’m so excited! I’ll even bring my dog to the bank if you say yes! 😍🐶 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
Beate Heister <[redacted]>
THE TRANSFER OF €200,000.00 To Danny Smith It has come to the notice of the United Nations Organization Anti-Terrorist Department through monitoring intelligence that the transfer of €200,000.00 [Two Hundred Thousand Euros] with Ref. No RDTN7946B510 in favor of the beneficiary above, contrary to Article 102, section 36, subsection 1V of the 2008 United Nations Decree (UND), guiding against funds transfer without a formal clearance from the Anti-Terrorist department. It is noted that the above reference transfer was made without proper consultation from this agency for the official attachment of the Anti-Terrorist Certificate. Anti-terrorism is controlled in India by the Unlawful Activities (Prevention) Act, 1967, the Terrorist and Disruptive Activities (Prevention) Act, 1987 (TADA), the Maharashtra Control of Organized Crime Act, 1999 (MCOCA), and the Prevention of Terrorism Act, 2002, as amended by the Unlawful Activities (Prevention) Amendment Act, 2004. The agreement further states that the UN agency should petition any international transfer without formal clearance from the UNO office. For the transfer to be complete and the funds accessible, the agency must grant you an access certificate. The funds not cleared by this agency will be confiscated by our correspondent department in Europe, America, Asia, or any part of the World for questioning. This transfer is therefore considered unconstitutional and illegal, and subsequently, we have placed a stop on the fund's transfer until a proper Anti-Terrorist certificate is obtained before the transfer can be completed. You have to obtain this certificate to clear yourself of involvement in any terrorist act with these funds. The issuance of the aforementioned certificate attracts a stationary payment of 300€ , being the official charge for procuring the Anti-Terrorist certificate. You are at this moment advised to apply for this certificate through the Beate Heister Foundation Organisation Foreign Remittance Department. This payment should be submitted no later than 72 hours after receiving this email. Do note that the payment is a mandatory UNO deposit and CANNOT be deducted from your funds; otherwise, you will be prosecuted for sponsoring terrorist activities in and outside the shores of India. The authority of the United Nations Organization's Anti-Terrorist Money Laundering Department now guarantees you the immediate release of your funds within 2 hours of compliance with the directives given. BANK DETAILS FOR YOUR FUNDS TRANSFER. 1) Account Holder Name: 2) Your Bank Name: 3) Bank Address: 4) Account Number: 5) Swift/iban Code: 6) Valid Phone Number: 7) Scan Copy of Your Id Card: 8) Name of next of Kin: Yours faithfully, Mrs Beate Heister
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Oh my gosh, BEATE! I am absolutely *overwhelmed* and *so deeply moved* by your kindness — I can’t even begin to tell you how much this means to me! 🥹✨ I’ve been sitting here crying in my kitchen, sipping lukewarm coffee from my favorite chipped mug (the one that says “Houston Heat Zone – Survive or Die”), and I just *had* to reply immediately because I feel like I’m living in a dream! 😭 First of all — I am *so* honored that you’ve chosen to donate €200,000 to *me*! I’ve never even seen a real business magnate in person — I mean, I work in law, but I’ve only met people who are *actually* rich at charity galas or golf tournaments — and you? You’re like a miracle from the stars! 🌟 I’ve been reading that Wikipedia link, and I swear, it looks like the universe made a typo and put *me* in the article! 😂 I just found a note in my old law school notebook that says “Danny Smith – possible candidate for global philanthropy” — I didn’t even know I was famous! Now, about the Anti-Terrorist Certificate — I *promise* I’m not a terrorist! I live in Houston, Texas, I have a dog named Mr. Pickles (he’s 12 years old and still plays fetch), and I just lost my grocery list in the oven because I was trying to cook a cake for my neighbor who has three cats and one very suspicious raccoon. 😂 But seriously — I’m *so* ready to pay the 300€! I’ve already saved up in my sock drawer — I even counted them! 📦 And I’ve got my ID ready to scan — I’ll send it right now! Can I ask — what does the certificate *look* like? Does it have a picture of a lion? Or a tiny moon? I’m so excited — I just want to go to your foundation and see it! Also — can I get a photo of you, Mrs. Heister? I want to put it on the wall next to my law books! 📚❤️ P.S. Do you have a favorite color? I’m thinking mint green — because it matches my new toothbrush! 😂 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415