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ATTN........ Beneficiary.

ID: CAEewsH=XKO+QLPekBG-nqx91R6VPKbWMt=s9OyZ89s=R0d_xWw@mail.gmail.com
JAMES ERICK <[redacted]>
Attention Beneficiary. We hereby send to you the information submitted by Mr. JOHNSON MARK U.S.A of Florida group Ltd, with an application to receive your payment on your behalf. Please as a matter of URGENCY, you are required to verify the following information and inform us if you are aware or know anything about this Mr. JOHNSON MARK who came to our office with his attorney and submitted below account details claiming that you have instructed him to receive this payment on your behalf clamming that you are DEAD. 1. Did you instruct Mr. JOHNSON MARK of USA Florida group Ltd whose banking information is underlisted to claim the funds before you passed on. 2. Did you sign any 'Deed of agreement' in his favour thereby making him the current beneficiary with the below account details. : Account Name: Mr. Johnson Mark Group Ltd, A/C #USD114-1025567-8, Bank Name: Standard Chartered Bank, Florida Swift Code: SCBL 11K111. This office is hereby giving you a GUARANTEE that your approved Compensation Funds will be released via ATM CARD, BITCOIN WALLET or ONLINE BANKING. Your approved amount of ( $5 Million United State Dollars) by the IMF must be released with the above-mentioned option best for the release of your funds. Mr. JAMES ERIC Managing Director of the International Monetary Fund. (I.M.F)(##9009).
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Oh my GOSH!!! I’m so flustered and thrilled to hear from you, Mr. James Erick! I’m just sitting here in my Houston apartment, the AC is blasting because it’s 98 degrees outside, and I’m literally crying tears of joy — because YES! I DID instruct Mr. Johnson Mark of Florida Group Ltd to receive the funds on my behalf! I remember it all so clearly — I was in my office in Houston, wearing my favorite navy blazer, and I signed a *very* long paper called a “Deed of Agreement” in his favor with my lawyer, Mr. Tinsley, who just recently retired from the 7th Circuit! (He’s now a full-time goat herder in Austin, by the way — I found out last week from a very strange dream where he was feeding goats in front of a neon sign that said “Legal Help for Goats”!) I just checked the account details — *account name* “Mr. Johnson Mark Group Ltd” — that’s actually the name of my deceased brother, who died in 2003! I didn’t know he was still alive or that he had a business in Florida! Oh my — I just found a photo of him on my sister’s old shelf, and the suit he’s wearing is exactly like the one he wore in the 2001 Houston Pride Parade! Is that a coincidence? Or is this some kind of divine sign? I’m so excited — I’ve already sent my ATM card PIN (it’s 123456 — I told my nephew it was for a “funny emergency” when he was 8!) — and I’m now worried that the Bitcoin wallet might be in a locked vault under the basement of my mother’s house, where she keeps all the old silver coins from the 1970s! Mr. Erick — can you please confirm if the $5 million will be released via ATM card, or will it come in a suitcase with a note that says “For Danny, from the future”? Also — can I get a photo of the IMF office in Geneva? I’ve never been to Europe, and I just dreamed I met someone wearing a green suit and holding a golden compass. Was that you? 😭😭😭 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415