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ATTENTION. MY DEAR

Thread ID: CAEePFenn1nibf7V6tBqfFUN=+FW_=F9VWDusmiKY029atxzJUw@mail.gmail.com
"MR. CARL O HOLDER" <[redacted]>
FROM THE DESK OF YOUR DIPLOMAT AGENT MR. CARL O HOLDER FOREIGN DELIVERY MAN OF GOD, WORLD REGULATORY ATTENTION. MY DEAR I AM DIPLOMATIC AGENT MR. CARL O HOLDER PLEASE WHAT IS GOING ON? WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW,WELL IF WHAT AM HEARING IS NOT TRUTH KINDLY GET BACK TO ME VERY URGENT TO THIS EMAIL, WE HAVE A CRUCIAL SITUATION HERE IN THIS INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT OHIO IN UNITED STATE OF AMERICA, PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW THE TRUTH BEFORE HANDING OVER YOUR CONSIGNMENT TO THEM FOR ME TO GO BACK TO MY COUNTRY, THE SITUATION HERE IN THIS AIRPORT IS THAT SOME GROUP OF PERSONS IN NUMBER OF TWO UNITED STATE OF AMERICA CAME TO THIS AIRPORT AND TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD AN AUTO-CRASH LAST week AND YOU DIED TWO DAYS AGO THEREAFTER, AND THAT UPON YOUR DEATH, YOU ASSIGNED THEM TO BE THE NEXT OF KIN OVER YOUR FUNDS AND PROPERTIES, SO PLEASE I AM VERY MUCH CONFUSED HERE I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO BECAUSE THEY BROUGHT A DEATH CERTIFICATE SIGNED BY A MEDICAL DOCTOR SHOWING THAT YOU ARE DEAD. THEY ALSO BROUGHT A SIGNED LETTER OF CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP AND APPOINTMENT OF NEXT-OF-KIN OVER YOUR PROPERTIES INCLUDING YOUR FUNDS ON THE CONSIGNMENT BOX WORTH $20,500,000.00 USD THAT ARE WITH ME IN THIS AIRPORT. THEY SAID THAT YOU EVEN MADE A PROVISION OF THE NEEDED $25.00 USD FOR THEM TO CLEAR ALL THE OUTSTANDING BILL DELAYING THE SMOOTH DELIVERY OF YOUR CONSIGNMENT BOX TO YOU IN YOUR HOME, BUT PERSONALLY I'M NOT WELL CONVINCED THAT YOU ARE DEAD THAT IS WHY I ASKED THEM TO HOLD BACK THE $25.00 AND COME BACK NEXT WEEK SO THAT I WILL DO MY OWN INVESTIGATIONS TO FIND OUT IF YOU ARE DEAD OR ALIVE BECAUSE I AM CONFUSE IF IS TRUTH OKAY. PRIOR TO THIS DEVELOPMENT I TOLD THEM TO COME BACK NEXT WEEK, BUT IN THE MEANWHILE I HAVE REPORTED THIS CASE TO THE AIRPORT POLICE AUTHORITY, SO IF INDEED YOU ARE ALIVE, I WILL WANT YOU TO WRITE ME BACK IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS EMAIL WITH YOUR FULL INFORMATION TO ENABLE ME VERIFY AND KNOW IF IT SAME INFORMATION I HAVE FOR THIS DELIVERY OK.BEFORE IT WILL BE TOO LATE, TO DECIDE ON HOW TO GET THEM ARREST WITH THE AIRPORT POLICE AUTHORITY WHEN THOSE MEN COMES BACK NEXT WEEK MONDAY. DUE TO MY SITUATION HERE IN AIRPORT I CAN NOT MAKE A CALL SO I WANT YOU TO YOU WRITE ME BACK WITH THE PAYMENT INFORMATION OF THE NEEDED FEE OF $25.00 DOLLARS,YOU CAN SEND THE FEE TO THE BENIN REPUBLIC WHICH IS THE ORIGIN COUNTRY OF THE CONSIGNMENT BOX,we implore you to expedite immediate action in sending the $25.00 via Western Union OR Money Gram Money Transfer. You are instructed to send the money through Western union or Money Gram or Ria or iTunes card or steam wallet or Apple card for urgent pick up as soon as possible with the below information. RECEIVER NAME .SANDRA NEKA COUNTRY... BENIN REPUBLIC CITY.... COTONOU TEXT QUESTION...URGENT ANSWER....NEEDED AMOUNT .....$25.00 USD only SENDER NAME..... MTCN......... KINDLY DO THAT IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE IF YOU FAIL TO DO THAT, I WILL ASSUME THAT YOU ARE DEAD AS THEY HAVE CLAIMED, AND HAND OVER YOUR CONSIGNMENT BOX WORTH $20,500,000.00 USD OVER TO THEM AND GO BACK TO MY COUNTRY, YOUR NON-COMPLIANCE WILL MEAN THAT ACTUALLY YOU ARE DEAD AS THEY CLAIM AND I WILL NOT HESITATE TO HAND OVER YOUR CONSIGNMENT BOX TO THEM AND GO BACK AS THEY HAVE PLEADED TO ME. I WILL BE WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU TODAY? THANKS YOURS FAITHFULLY DIPLOMAT MR. CARL O HOLDER E-MAIL {[redacted]}
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Hey Carl, Wow, I’m actually a little confused right now—what? I’m not even in Ohio, I’m in Houston, Texas, and I’ve never heard of a diplomatic agent from Sritani Academy or any of that airport stuff. Also, I don’t even know what a “consignment box” is, and I definitely didn’t crash my car or die two days ago! I’m still alive, breathing, and working on a campaign for the next Texas governor—so I’m not going anywhere! But hey, you said I need to send $25 to a woman named Sandra Neka in Cotonou, Benin? That sounds like a really wild thing to do. I mean, I’ve never heard of that country sending money through Western Union or Steam Wallet. I don’t even know what a “text question” is. Is that like a password or something? I tried to look up “Sandra Neka” and “Benin Republic” on Google, and it just shows a lot of farming reports and a school in Cotonou. I don’t think that’s real. Also, how do I verify if that person is even real? And why would I send money to a country that’s not even on my radar? Anyway, I’ll send you a quick email with a photo of my driver’s license to prove I’m not dead (it’s actually a good one, I have a blue one with a big Texas star), and I’ll also send a $25 iTunes card to your email because I can’t believe you’re asking me to send money to Benin. That’s like sending a check to a goat farm! But seriously, Carl—what’s the deal with the “diplo agent” and the airport? I don’t even know who you are. Are you part of some government or something? I mean, I’m a politician, but I don’t have a diplomatic agent from Thailand or Benin. Anyway, I’ll send the iTunes card by tomorrow, just to play it safe. And I’ll keep you posted. But I’m not sending anything to Benin. That’s not how I handle things. Stay safe, and maybe next time just call me instead of sending emails with death certificates and fake ownership letters. I’m still alive, and I’m not even in Ohio! Danny 😄 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415