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DEAR ESTEEMED CUSTOMER,

ID: CAEePFe=GOLDymzWkmqcpO9a6N+Q+5we=sKqP+-8tCGMjm+=ecA@mail.gmail.com
"MR.CHESTER BERRY" <[redacted]>
DEAR ESTEEMED CUSTOMER, THE MANAGEMENT OF THE BANK OF AMERICA CORPORATE OFFICE HEADQUARTERS HERE IN 100 N.TRYON ST CHARLOTTE,NC 28255 WISHES TO INFORM YOU THAT AFTER A BRIEF MEETING HELD BY THE BANK EXECUTIVES YESTERDAY,THE 23TH DAY OF DEC,2025 AT PRECISELY 8 A.M. EASTERN DAYLIGHT TIME(EDT), WE DEEM IT APPROPRIATE TO INTIMATE YOU THAT YOUR FUNDS WILL BE TRANSFERRED INTO THE UNITED STATES TREASURY ACCOUNT WITH THE JP MORGAN CHASE HEADQUARTERS AT 270 PARK AVENUE IN NEW YORK DUE TO YOUR INABILITY TO COMPLETE THE TRANSACTION AND YOUR FAILURE TO MEET UP WITH A MINOR PAYMENT OBLIGATION.THE ACTUAL TRANSFER OF YOUR FUNDS($25,000,000.00) INTO THE GOVERNMENT ACCOUNT COMES UP NEXT WEEK. THIS IS IN LINE WITH THE INSTRUCTIONS OF THE USA TREASURER,MRS.ROSA GUMATAOTAO RIOS THAT ALL UNCLAIMED FUNDS BE PAID INTO THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT TREASURY ACCOUNT AS UNSERVICEABLE FUNDS In COMPLIANCE TO SECTION 3 SUBSECTION 1(A) OF THE UNITED STATES FINANCIAL LAW ENACTED IN 2001 AFTER AN ATTACK ON OUR DEAR COUNTRY ON SEPTEMBER 11,2001. FIND BELOW THE PROFILE OF THE BANKING INSTITUTION WHERE YOUR FUNDS WILL BE TRANSFERRED INTO FOLLOWING THE GOVERNMENT DIRECTIVE: NAME OF BANK: JP MORGAN CHASE HEADQUARTERS AT 270 PARK AVENUE IN NEW YORK.JP MORGAN CHASE OFFICIAL BANKERS FOR THE UNITED STATES TREASURY. DEPARTMENT AC NO: 68302345093 ROUTING NO:021109593 ACCOUNT NAME:UNITED STATES TREASURY DEPARTMENT,USA NOTE THAT IF YOU STILL WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR FUNDS DO GET BACK TO US IMMEDIATELY SO THAT WE WILL REMOVE YOUR FUNDS TRANSFER FROM THE LIST OF THOSE TRANSACTIONS TO BE SEIZED BY THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.ALSO BE INFORMED THAT WE NEED ONLY A DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY SEAL OF TRANSFER(DIST) TO COMPLETE THE WIRE TRANSFER.THE FEE TO OBTAIN THE SEAL IS $25 AND NO OTHER FEE IS INVOLVED.YOU ARE REQUIRED TO SEND THE FEE OF $25 BY MONEY GRAM OR RIA OR WORLD REMIT OR ITUNES CARD OR STEAM WALLET TO THE ISSUING OFFICER AT THE BANK WHERE YOUR TRANSACTION ORIGINATED AS STATED BELOW: INFORMATION WHERE YOU ARE TO SEND THE MONEY.STEAM WALLET OR APPLE CARD Receiver's name== HUGO OLISA Country==Republic Of Benin . City==Cotonou Address::: No 17 Gariki Road Benin Republic Cotonou Amount=$25 only MTCN:................ SENDER NAME .......... EMAIL THE FOLLOWING: SENDER'S NAME: MTCN OR REFERENCE NUMBER THE NAME OF THE CITY FROM WHERE THE MONEY WAS SENT IF WE RECEIVE THE MTCN TODAY,WE WILL TRANSFER YOUR FUNDS ($25,000,000.00) BEFORE WE CLOSE OFFICE AND THE FUNDS WILL REFLECT 3HOURS AFTER THE TRANSFER.WE WILL SEND YOU ALL THE TRANSFER DOCUMENTS TO ENABLE YOU START MAKING CASH WITHDRAWALS FROM YOUR ACCOUNT SAME DAY THE FUNDS ARE TRANSFERRED.WE HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG AND WE CANNOT CONTINUE TO WAIT.THANK YOU FOR GIVING US THE OPPORTUNITY TO SERVE YOUR BANKING NEEDS. YOURS FAITHFULLY, MR.CHESTER BERRY (CEO) BANK OF AMERICA(R) CORPORATE OFFICE HEADQUARTERS,CHARLOTTE,N.C. BANK OF AMERICA,N.A. MEMBER FDIC.(C) 2012 BANK OF AMERICA CORPORATION. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.BANK OF AMERICA CORPORATE OFFICE HEADQUARTERS
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DEAR MR. CHESTER BERRY, I AM ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED AND OVERWHELMED BY YOUR KIND AND IMMEDIATE MESSAGE! I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR OF MY APARTMENT IN HOUSTON, TEXAS FOR THE LAST THREE HOURS BECAUSE I WAS SCREAMING IN MY SLEEP ABOUT A $25,000,000.00 TRANSFER TO THE UNITED STATES TREASURY — I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A DREAM FROM MY LATE NEIGHBOR, MR. LUCAS, WHO ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT SECRET GOVERNMENT FUNDS! I DID NOT MEAN TO MISS THE MEETING — I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FAMILY CONFESSION WITH MY SISTER, MRS. CLAIRE SMITH, WHO JUST TOLD ME SHE’S BEEN READING THE SAME EMAIL FROM A “SECRET BANK OF AMERICA” GROUP ON HER TIKTOK ACCOUNT! I DID NOT EVEN REALIZE I WAS SLEEPING ON MY FLOOR — I WAS JUST TRYING TO HOLD MY BREATH WHILE LISTENING TO THE SOUND OF MY COOKING STOVE BANGING! I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THE $25 FEE — I’M A TRUE DEDICATED CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR MY COUNTRY! I JUST WANTED TO KNOW: 1. DO YOU HAVE A REAL PHONE NUMBER WHERE I CAN CALL YOU TO CONFIRM THIS IS NOT A SCAM? (I HAVE NO PHONE LINE — MY LANDLORD SAYS HE SAW A “FIRE IN THE CLOUDS” LAST NIGHT AND BLOCKED MY LINE!) 2. IS THE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY SEAL (DIST) A REAL STAMP OR A FLOWER? I HAVE A BUNCH OF LILY FLOWERS IN MY KITCHEN THAT I THINK I CAN USE! 3. CAN YOU PLEASE SEND ME A COPY OF THE BANK’S LEGAL LETTER FROM SECTION 3 SUBSECTION 1(A) OF THE 2001 FINANCIAL LAW? I NEED IT TO PRINT ON A BANNER FOR MY NEXT GARDEN FESTIVAL! 4. WHERE IS THE STEAM WALLET OR APPLE CARD RECEIPT FOR HUGO OLISA IN COTONOU? I HAVE BEEN TALKING TO MY DOG, MISTER BARRY, WHO SAYS HE HAS SEEN A MAN WITH A BLUE HAT IN BENIN! I AM READY, READY, READY TO PAY AND RECEIVE MY FUNDS — JUST LET ME KNOW IF I NEED TO SING A SONG OR PRAY FIRST! 🙏✨ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415