Re: Business opportunity

Oh my gosh, Alan! I’m so excited to share this with you—thank you for asking! I just got back from the grocery store (where the cashier said my receipt was "a little too emotional" and gave me a weird look), and I was *so* nervous about what I had to tell you. I don’t know why I didn’t send it sooner, but I was waiting for the perfect moment—like, the moment when my neighbor’s dog barked at a pigeon and I thought, “That’s it—now I know what to say!” So here’s what happened: I opened my email and saw that the business opportunity was about a *new kind of solar-powered air freshener* that runs on laughter! I was like, “Wait, is this real?!” And then I remembered the dream I had last night—where I was in a giant desert, and every sand grain was a dollar, and someone kept whispering, “Send it now, Danny, send it now!” I woke up with a cold sweat and a full cup of coffee that spilled on my law books (I’m still trying to find the one with the missing page about zoning laws). I just uploaded my ID to the portal—*I swear, it turned into a picture of my elbow!* I didn’t even know that was possible. But I sent it again with a note saying, “I’m so sorry, I must have pressed the wrong button, but I really believe in this opportunity!” I also told my cousin Maya (who works at a bakery and thinks I’m a fraud) that I might be launching a startup called “Laughing Sun” and she said, “You’re going to get sued for making people happy.” Can you tell me more about the solar air freshener? Do we need to invest in a special laugh detector? What about the delivery timeline? Is it possible to test it in Houston first? And—*big question*—can I get a free sample of the product before I commit? I’m so eager to see it in action! Also, did you hear about the new AC unit in the building next door? It’s only working during the hour when the moon is highest. I think it’s connected to something… *mysterious*. P.S. I just sent a photo of my elbow to the portal—was that too much? I didn’t mean to! Please forgive me! 😭 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415