Attn: US$800,000.00 Accrued Interest Payment Beneficiary.
ID:
CAEMhY2CiZU2g5e62cw3oJ3NLSEcx7TAhGWhV=frKhLukpiWOGA@mail.gmail.com
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From Mr. Adebayo Adelabu.
Payment Supervisor, Foreign
Operations Directorate
Central Bank of Nigeria.
Tinubu Square, P.M.B. 12194
Marina, Lagos-Nigeria.
Attn: US$800,000.00 Accrued Interest Payment Beneficiary.
Sir,
Although you may not believe because of past experience, I will advise you
not to reply to this notification so we don't waste our precious time in
vain if you want to engage us in an argument.
Sometime ago, your overdue outstanding payment was brought to this bank
and after some time, the funds were called back to the Nigerian Internal
Revenue treasury. During the period your funds were in our bank, it
generated an accrued interest of US$800,000.00 which we have decided to pay
you this generated interest amount via ATM Card or by Wire Transfer.
We have rearranged your payment through an ATM Card Payment, below is the
procedure.
In case you need these funds via ATM card, we will send you this ATM CARD
which you will use to make withdrawals of your money from any ATM machine
in any part of the world, but the maximum is US$4,000.00 (Four Thousand US
Dollars only) per day. If you like to receive your fund this way, do let us
know by contacting us once you receive this mail with the below stated
information.
1) Full Given Name (To match with what we have here in our system)
2) Address where you want the ATM card to be sent to.
3) Phone.
4) Your current physical address
Alternatively, you can send us your bank details for wire transfer if you
desire your funds by Wire Transfer.
Expecting your immediate response.
Cordially yours,
Mr. .Adebayo Adelabu.
Email [redacted]
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my GOSH!! I’m absolutely *thrilled* to hear this news, Mr. Adelabu!! I’ve been sitting here in my tiny Houston apartment, staring out the window at the heatwave (it’s 98 degrees outside and the air smells like burnt toast from the neighbor’s grill again), and I just *couldn’t* believe this was actually real! I mean, I’ve worked as a lawyer for 20 years, handled corporate divorces, inheritance cases, even a time I had to represent a goat farmer who sued the city over a zoning issue—*but* this? This is *unbelievable*! A $800,000 interest payment?! From the Central Bank of Nigeria?! I’m so overwhelmed, I can’t even breathe!
I’ve just been crying in my kitchen, holding the spoon I used to stir my oatmeal (it’s the same spoon I’ve used since 2013—still in one piece, I swear!). I can’t believe I’m receiving this. I *have* to get this card, Mr. Adelabu! I’ve been saving up for a new espresso machine for my apartment, and now I can finally afford one with *all* the fancy settings!
So, for the ATM card—yes, please! I’d love to receive it! I’ve got a new address now (I moved from my old apartment near the river to a quieter one near the library, just two blocks from the grocery store where I bought that bag of rice that exploded when I opened it—*so* funny!). My phone number is +17163259415—yes, I know, it’s not fancy, but I’ve been using it for 12 years now and it’s *my* number!
And I *do* have a physical address: 82647 Cody Wells Apt. 542, Cunninghammouth, ME 35234, Houston, TX 77001. I’ve attached a photo of my mailbox from last week—just in case!
Can I ask—will the card come with a PIN? Or do I need to call someone to set it up? Also, can I withdraw money in euros or yen? I’m thinking of opening a small business selling handmade candles!
And… will you send me a copy of the ATM receipt? I want to show it to my neighbor, Mr. Jenkins—he’s been asking about “weird bank notices” lately!
Please, please, please reply as soon as you can—I’m so excited, I might start dancing in my socks! 😍✨
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415