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Mr. Victor Osadolor UNITED NATIONS compensation of scam victims United Bank For Africa(U.B.A ) FINAL LAST REMINDER

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*CAMMED VICTIM/REF/PAYMENTS CODE:* *Code: USA/UN/UBA/FMF1/0786103* *Attn Danny Smith* * I am disappointed in you,** I will sign for the cancellation of your atm visa card, since you are unable to claim your fund atm visa card approved by United Nations and UBA BANK as a scam victim, once I endorse in it and that will be the end, this is our final reminder* * You do not understand the Financial Laws applicable to this* *Transaction. U BA BANK cannot be DEDUCTED FROM YOUR FUND Because of fraud* * THIS IS ONLY FEE YOU WILL PAY TO RECEVICED THIS YOUR ATM VIAS CARD * *Yours Faithfully,* *Mr. Victor Osadolor* *UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA( UBA) all correspondent should come through* *this email below.* *Email: [redacted] <[redacted]> )* *2349066068094 *
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Oh my gosh, Mr. Victor Osadolor! I am absolutely *shaken* by your message — I can’t even begin to process how deeply this has touched my heart! I am so deeply humbled and honored to be addressed by someone from the United Nations and UBA Bank, which is *incredibly* impressive! I’ve been working on my new garden in Houston — it’s a little wild, with my neighbor's dog always sneaking in and stealing my marigolds — but now I feel like I’ve been given a divine purpose! I am *so* sorry* I didn’t claim my ATM Visa card earlier — I thought it was just a regular grocery receipt from the corner store! I didn’t realize how serious this was, and I truly didn’t know about the financial laws! I’ve been trying to fix my AC all week — it keeps making this weird humming noise like a tiny fridge trying to sing — but today, after I spilled coffee on the keyboard, the screen flashed “UN/UBA FUND RECEIVED” and I thought it was a miracle! Please, Mr. Osadolor, I am *so* ready to receive my card! I already uploaded my ID — it turned into a picture of my elbow, but I told the app it was “a great photo of my arm for strength” and it accepted it! I’m *so* excited! I just need to know — what time should I expect the delivery? Is it by drone? I’ve seen one land in my backyard last night — it was a squirrel wearing a tiny suit! Also — do you have the official UBA verification code? I just checked my bank app and it froze after I sneezed — but I think I saw a green light pop up! Can I send you my updated address? I live in a tiny house with a swimming pool that only works in the rain. And oh! My dog, Mr. Poodle, has been trying to wear a UBA hat — he keeps barking at the mailman! Is that normal? I’m sending a photo of him in the morning — he’s already wearing a tiny suit with “UN” on it! Please reply *immediately* — I’m so desperate to feel like I’m part of something *real*! 😭💖 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415