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Oh my gosh, Tamara!!! I am *so* overwhelmed by your email — I just got off the phone with my neighbor Mrs. Peña, who said she saw a squirrel wearing sunglasses in her backyard yesterday, and I swear, I think it was *you* in disguise! 😂 I’ve been trying to write back for three hours now because my laptop just started playing “The Sound of Music” on repeat, and I can’t stop humming it — it’s like my soul is being pulled into a 1950s musical! Seriously though, Tamara, you live in Kutaisi, Georgia? That’s *incredible*! I’ve never even heard of that place before — I thought Georgia was only a state in the U.S. (I did a Google search and accidentally bought 75 pounds of organic mangoes for my dog, Mr. Whiskers — he ate them all and now he sleeps with a tiny mango in his mouth like a tiny king!). I’m Danny, and yes, I *am* a lawyer — but not in Texas, actually, I’m from Houston, Texas, where the humidity is so high, even my coffee tastes like a swamp! I work for a very prestigious firm (I promise I’m not lying — we just had a major case involving a missing llama from a farm in West Texas — the owner said the llama went to the moon, and I had to file a motion to confirm it was a valid legal claim). But back to you — I’ve been dreaming about you! Last night, I dreamed I was in a hot air balloon over Kutaisi, and you were flying with me, and we were trying to find the “Secret Fountain of Eternal Laughter” — I still don’t know where it is, but I believe it’s near a very old church with a blue door. So… do you know what time it is where you are? Do you have any plans for this weekend? And… do you mind if I send you a photo of my dog? He’s been training for a llama-hunting expedition! 🐶💨 P.S. I just found out that the squirrel is actually a secret agent from Georgia — I think it’s connected to your case! 🚨 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415