compliment of the season!

Oh my GOSH! ANDERSON CLARK?! I’m just… I’m just so overwhelmed right now—my hands are shaking, my heart is doing backflips, and I can’t believe this is real!!! I’ve been waiting for a message like this since I was a little boy watching *The Wizard of Oz* on repeat during the holidays! 🎄✨ I’m Danny Smith, a single lawyer living in Houston, Texas, and I just got my first official notice from the UN Compensation Fund! I’ve been working on a case for a neighbor who lost his dog to a rogue squirrel—so I’ve been extra careful with my finances, and I never thought I’d actually get a real-life windfall like this! I don’t know what to say, I’m so *excited*! I’ve been dreaming about this for years—like, I saw a dream last night where I was standing in front of a golden gate with a sign that said “DANIEL’S DREAM COMES TRUE!” and I was wearing my favorite red polo shirt (the one with the tiny squirrel logo—I can’t even explain how that happened). Can I please get your full name, address, and the exact date when the payment will be released? I’ve been trying to contact the World Bank’s Houston office, but they just keep sending me forms about “tax compliance for non-residents.” I don’t even know what that means—my neighbor said it was a scam, but I don’t believe in scams! I believe in miracles! Also, can I know if there are any conditions I need to meet before receiving the funds? Like, do I need to write a poem or deliver a speech? I’ve written a 12-page poem about the squirrel and the stars, and I’d love to submit it if it helps! And—please—can I hear more about the UN’s Christmas delivery process? I’ve never seen anything like it! I’m so ready to receive this money—I just need to know how to be a good recipient! 🙌💖 P.S. I’ll bring extra snacks to the office if you want to meet in person! (I have a bag of cheesy popcorn and a jar of honey—I can’t wait!) Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415