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DEAR ELLE HART — I JUST CAN’T BELIEVE I’M REPLYING TO YOU! I’VE BEEN SITTING HERE IN MY HOUSTON APARTMENT, WORRIED ABOUT MY SITE, AND I’VE BEEN TALKING TO MY DOG, MAX, ABOUT THIS! MAX JUST BARKED AT THE SCREEN AND I THOUGHT HE WAS TELLING ME TO CLICK SOMETHING — HE’S BEEN DOING THAT EVERY TIME I OPEN THE EMAIL! 😭 I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW I HAD A SITE — I THOUGHT I WAS JUST A LAWYER WHO WROTE PAPERWORK FOR PEOPLE! BUT NOW I’M THINKING — IS MY SITE EVEN FUNCTIONING? WHEN I CLICKED “HOME” LAST NIGHT, I SAW A VIDEO OF A PUPPY DOING A BACKFLIP — I WAS SO SCARED, I THREW A GOLF BALL AT THE SCREEN! IT HIT THE WALL AND MY NEIGHBOR’S CAT SCALED THE WALL AND SAW IT — HE’S STILL STANDING ON THE ROOF, BARKING, TONIGHT! I’M SO EXCITED TO RECEIVE YOUR PROPOSAL — I WANT TO MAKE SURE I UNDERSTAND EVERY DETAIL. I’VE BEEN TOLD THAT MY SITE IS “CLARITY-WEAK” — IS THAT MEANING I LOOK LIKE A PIZZA? I’M NOT SURE — MY LAST DREAM WAS OF A FISH IN A HAT TALKING ABOUT TAX LAW! PLEASE SEND THE PROPOSAL WITH BASIC FEATURES — AND ALSO, IS THERE A WAY TO ADD A “WELCOME TO DANNY’S LAW” BUTTON? I WANT MY CLIENTS TO SEE IT THE MOMENT THEY LAND ON THE SITE — LIKE A MAGIC TRICK! AND — DO YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR A MOBILE-READY “FISH” DESIGN? I’VE BEEN TALKING TO MY SISTER, SHE’S A FISH ARTIST, AND SHE SAID I COULD MAKE A FISH THAT SWIMS THROUGH THE PAGES — LIKE A FISH IN A COURTROOM! PLEASE RESPOND IMMEDIATELY — I’M SO NERVOUS! I JUST WANT TO BUILD SOMETHING THAT MAKES PEOPLE LAUGH AND FEEL SAFE! WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT A “DANNY’S LAW” PUPPY? 🐶 I’M TELLING MY DOG — HE’S NOT GOING TO BE A FISH! HE’S GOING TO BE A LAWYER! 🚨✨ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415