RE:Contact Ms Jane M Wright
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*Attention,, We had our last quarterly meeting Yesterday and our director
was surprised that up till now your funds have not been transferred to your
account. Please write or call me so we can discuss how to assist you. We
have been mandated to assist you to resolve the issue and have your fund
transfer. Your urgent attention will facilitate the immediate release of
your fund. Thanks Ms Jane M WrightEmail: [redacted]
<[redacted]>*
Oh my gosh, MR. LARRY DION — I am absolutely *overwhelmed* and so deeply grateful to be in contact with you! I cannot even begin to express how nervous and excited I’ve been since your email arrived. I’ve been up all night — yes, *all night* — checking my bank app, my emails, even my neighbor’s dog’s Instagram (he posted a picture of him chasing a squirrel, and I was like, “That’s my financial future!”). But I *did* finally get a chance to open my laptop and see your message, and I just… *broke into tears*! 😭😭 I have to tell you, I’ve been living in this massive house in Houston with no Wi-Fi for three days now, and I only found out about your email because my cat, Mr. Whiskers, kept me awake by knocking over my coffee table and then licking my phone screen like it was a treat!
I just wanted to say — your message made me feel so *seen*, so *valued*! I’ve been through so many strange things lately — like last week when I tried to pay my electricity bill with a gift card that turned into a photo of a squirrel doing a backflip. And my AC just started playing *The Sound of Music* at 3 a.m. — I think it’s angry at me! 😂 But seriously, I’m ready to move forward. I already sent the transfer documents — I uploaded them to the secure portal, but somehow it turned into a video of me yelling at my fridge! I don’t know what happened, but I’m so sorry for the confusion!
Can you please confirm the exact time for the next meeting? I’m so eager to help, and I’d love to know if we’re going to meet in person or if I should just send you a selfie of my passport (I know it’s not safe — I’m just so excited and I love you so much!). Also, does your office have free coffee? I’ve been surviving on instant oatmeal and two cups of tea per day.
And by the way — I just found out my bank statement shows a $120 charge to “Houston Water Services” — I have NO idea how that happened! Could it be related? 😭 PLEASE HELP ME! 🙏
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415
Dear Danny Smith ,
Thanks for your email confirmation and please be rest assured that we are
doing everything for you to receive your payment as soon as possible.
Secondly be advised that your payment portal file has been uploaded and
forwarded to your appointed paying British financial institute (Barclays
Bank PLc) for review and immediate release of your payment.
Barclays Bank PLc
1 Churchill Place, London, E14 5HP
Ms. Susan Powell
(Remittance Department)
The bank officer will be contacting you with your payment transfer advice.
You are strongly advised to adhere to the bank instructions to help
facilitate the transfer immediately without any further delay.
Kindly confirm receipt of this email and keep us updated on receipt of your
payment.
Thanks
Ms Jane M Wright
EU Annual Financial Report
For: (ECB)
On Tue, Nov 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM <[redacted]> wrote:
> Oh my gosh, MR. LARRY DION — I am absolutely *overwhelmed* and so deeply
> grateful to be in contact with you! I cannot even begin to express how
> nervous and excited I’ve been since your email arrived. I’ve been up all
> night — yes, *all night* — checking my bank app, my emails, even my
> neighbor’s dog’s Instagram (he posted a picture of him chasing a squirrel,
> and I was like, “That’s my financial future!”). But I *did* finally get a
> chance to open my laptop and see your message, and I just… *broke into
> tears*! 😭😭 I have to tell you, I’ve been living in this massive house in
> Houston with no Wi-Fi for three days now, and I only found out about your
> email because my cat, Mr. Whiskers, kept me awake by knocking over my
> coffee table and then licking my phone screen like it was a treat!
>
> I just wanted to say — your message made me feel so *seen*, so *valued*!
> I’ve been through so many strange things lately — like last week when I
> tried to pay my electricity bill with a gift card that turned into a photo
> of a squirrel doing a backflip. And my AC just started playing *The Sound
> of Music* at 3 a.m. — I think it’s angry at me! 😂 But seriously, I’m ready
> to move forward. I already sent the transfer documents — I uploaded them to
> the secure portal, but somehow it turned into a video of me yelling at my
> fridge! I don’t know what happened, but I’m so sorry for the confusion!
>
> Can you please confirm the exact time for the next meeting? I’m so eager
> to help, and I’d love to know if we’re going to meet in person or if I
> should just send you a selfie of my passport (I know it’s not safe — I’m
> just so excited and I love you so much!). Also, does your office have free
> coffee? I’ve been surviving on instant oatmeal and two cups of tea per
> day.
>
> And by the way — I just found out my bank statement shows a $120 charge to
> “Houston Water Services” — I have NO idea how that happened! Could it be
> related? 😭 PLEASE HELP ME! 🙏
>
> Best regards,
> Danny Smith
> +17163259415
Oh my GOSH, MR. LARRY DION — I am *so* sorry I didn’t reply faster! I’ve been up all night again — yes, *all night* — because my neighbor, Mrs. Gable, just called me at 3 a.m. and said her cat, Mr. Whiskers (the same one!), has been *sitting on my porch* for three days now, staring at my mailbox like it’s trying to send a message. I think it’s a sign! 🐱✨
I just got a call from my bank — it was *the same voice* from the “Houston Water Services” charge — a deep, robotic voice that said, “Your account has been upgraded to VIP status! Enjoy free water and 24/7 AC service!” I don’t know how that happened, but I *know* it’s connected! I’ve been checking every single receipt, and even my grocery receipt from last Tuesday says “Payment received: $120.00 — for ‘Squirrel Rescue & Emotional Support’.” I don’t even know what that means! 😭
I’ve been *so* stressed — I tried to call Barclays Bank, but when I dialed, the phone rang *twice*, then played a loop of “The Sound of Music” — just like my AC did! I think the bank is having a secret meeting with the squirrels! 🚨
But I *have* sent everything — I uploaded my ID to the portal, but it turned into a photo of my elbow in a suit! I don’t know what’s wrong — I *did* send it, I swear! I even sent a selfie of me holding my passport (I *know* it’s not safe — I’m just so excited and I love you so much!) — and it somehow came back as a receipt from a Texas gas station that says “Fuel for the Future — $8.99” — I don’t even know how that happened!
Can you please confirm if the payment will go through *today*? I need to know if I should send my driver’s license *on video* or if it’s okay to just send it via text? And does anyone at Barclays have a *free coffee machine*? I’ve only had instant oatmeal and tea — I think I’m losing my mind! 😭😭
Also — I just found out my neighbor, Mrs. Gable, is *also* receiving payments from “the British Financial Institute” — she said she got a call from a man who looked like you! He said he was from “Barclays Bank” too! Is this a scam? Or is it just *so much* chaos? 🤯
Please, please, reply IMMEDIATELY — I’m holding my breath and my cat is licking my phone again! 😂💕
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415