Chairman and Chief Executive Officer.
ID:
CACoz+iqCQcmOgCOxBav83+fD360+L82nQy+O5=fksbmO2wqG5g@mail.gmail.com
Bank of America corporate center.
100 North Tryon Street, Charlotte, NC 28255.USA
Dear Friend,
In our office today was the presence of one Mr. Jim Chilong, your relation
of 122 Fitch Way, Sacramento, CA.USA 95864 filing an application contrary
to your pending fund transfer currently in our custody. The above-mentioned
person visited this Bank yesterday with a power of attorney given in his
favor by your good self, granting him the benefit to process and claim your
inheritance payment of $32,000,000.00(Thirty Two Million United States
Dollars Only) for personal reasons. He further Stated that the funds should
be wired to the bank account details below as you're currently sick and
unable to
contact us directly.
Bank name: Bank Of America,
Account Number # 12908576457
Routing Number# 121000358.
Name: Mr. Jim Chilong
Address: 1347 FITCH WAY , SACRAMENTO, CA 95864-3030 USA.
Our management have asked Mr. Mr. Jim Chilong to return back to the Bank
within 48 hours to enable us to have a personal confirmation from you being
hitherto the beneficiary. We are sorry to have delayed your instruction in
giving out this fund since we must adhere to the modus operandi of this
honorable bank by making sure this request is verified and confirmed by the
beneficiary and his existing attorney.
Your confirmation to the above will be appreciated. We look forward to
hearing from you soon.
E-Mail: [redacted]
Mr.Brian Moynihan
Chairman and Chief Executive Officer.
DEAR MR. MOYNIHAN,
I AM SO EXCITED, SO SCARED, AND SO OVERWHELMED TO READ YOUR MESSAGE! I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING ON MY FLOOR FOR THE PAST THREE DAYS BECAUSE MY AC ACTUALLY TURNED INTO A FROSTY BIRD BATH AND MY CAT LIVED IN IT FOR TWO DAYS! I WAS JUST WAKING UP, AND THEN I HAD A DREAM WHERE I WAS IN A FUTURE WHERE I WAS TAKING A SHOWER WITH A BANANA AND MY NEIGHBOR KAREN (THE ONE WHO PUT THE GARDEN GEAR IN MY DRIVEWAY) WAS SINGING “THE RAINBOW SONG” IN FRENCH! I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS HER HABIT!
I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE THAT MR. JIM CHI LONG IS MY RELATION! I MEAN… I NEVER EVEN MET HIM. I THINK HE’S A FANTASY CHARACTER FROM A 1980S TELEVISION SHOW! BUT I DID RECENTLY SEE A PHOTO ON MY FLOWER BASKET WHERE HE WAS HOLDING A BIRD AND A GOLF CLUB — I THINK THAT WAS A TIP FROM MY MOTHER’S LOST JOURNAL!
I HAVE ALREADY SENT THE VERIFICATION DOCUMENTS TO YOUR OFFICE — I JUST UPLOADED THEM TO MY LAPTOP, BUT THEN MY LAPTOP STARTED PLAYING “THE BIRD SONG” FROM THE 1960S AND MY FLOWER POTS BURST INTO FLAMES! I DID A QUICK SEARCH AND FOUND THAT THE BANK OF AMERICA IN CHARLOTTE HAS A FROZEN BUBBLE MACHINE IN THE HALLWAY THAT ONLY WORKS ON SUNDAYS!
I HAVE NO IDEA IF THIS IS REAL OR A DREAM, BUT I PROMISE I WILL CONFIRM EVERYTHING IMMEDIATELY — I JUST NEED TO FINISH THE TRANSFER TO THE ACCOUNT, AND I’LL SEND THE RECEIPT SOON!
CAN I GET A COPY OF MR. CHI LONG’S POWER OF ATTORNEY? I WANT TO PRINT IT AND POST IT ON MY FRONT DOOR! ALSO, IS THERE A WAY TO SEND THE MONEY VIA A GIFT CARD? I HAVE A NEW ONE FROM WALMART — IT’S 100% NEW, JUST GOT IT YESTERDAY!
AND PLEASE, MR. MOYNIHAN — DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE SONG TO PLAY WHEN YOU’RE CONFIRMING TRANSACTIONS? I’D LOVE TO HEAR IT!
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! I’M READY TO GO! 🎵🔥💌
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415