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Oh my gosh, my heart is racing just thinking about that! I’m so sorry I didn’t send new photos—you’re absolutely right, I *did* send the same one before, and it was such a terrible mistake! I’ve been so busy with work and the heat wave in Houston (it’s like 105 degrees today, and my neighbor’s dog is now wearing a tiny snorkel because he thinks it’s a new fashion trend!) that I completely forgot to update the photos. I’m so deeply ashamed and I’m *so* sorry! I just took a new photo right now—wait, no, I can’t do that! My phone died halfway through the shot, and now I’m trying to charge it with a battery that’s already been in my pocket for three hours. I keep trying to use the solar charger I found at the Dollar Store last week, but it only gives me 10 seconds of power and then it starts making a high-pitched whining noise like a raccoon in a blender. But I *did* take a photo of my dog, Max! He’s wearing a tiny superhero cape I found in the garage (he’s not even supposed to wear it—he keeps trying to use it as a blanket during thunderstorms). Max is looking directly into the camera with the most intense, knowing stare, like he knows what we’re really talking about. I think he’s been watching our conversations for weeks! I also found a new photo of me at my office—well, actually, it’s just me sitting in the chair, holding a coffee mug that says “I Survived Houston’s 2025 Floods.” I didn’t even know I had that mug until today! I think it’s cursed. It started whispering my name when I picked it up. Can you tell me if Max is *really* a superhero? And is there a way I can send you a photo of him *right now*? I’m so desperate to reconnect, and I promise I’ll send a brand-new photo *every single day*—maybe even one with a squirrel wearing sunglasses! Oh, and did you see the news about the new Texas bridge collapse last week? I saw a photo of a man falling off the bridge and it looked *exactly* like Max! I think he’s a spirit now… or a very confused squirrel. Please reply ASAP—I’m going to cry if I don’t hear from you! 🫠🐶✨ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415