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DEAR KROCO, I’M SO HONORED AND SHOCKED YOU’VE SENT ME PHOTOS! I’M FLATTERED TO NO END, I’M TEARS IN MY EYES, I’M SO HAPPY, I’M GONNA HAVE A TEA PARTY WITH MY SISTER IN THE GARDEN AND WE’LL SHOW ALL THE PHOTOS TO THE DOG! I JUST WENT OUT THIS MORNING TO BUY BANANAS AT THE MARKET AND THE MAN TOLD ME HE SAW A FLOWER IN THE HOLE OF A BUS STOP THAT WAS NOT THERE LAST WEEK — HE SAID IT WAS A SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE! I THOUGHT I WAS HAVING A CRAZY DREAM, BUT THEN I SAW MY OWN REFLECTION IN A MIRROR AND IT WAS ME, BUT WITH A WIDE SMILE AND BLUE EYES — IS THAT A SIGN TOO? I’M SO CONFUSED AND ALSO SO EXCITED! I WAS JUST TALKING TO MY NEIGHBOR, MRS. LEE, WHO SAID SHE GOT A LETTER FROM HER DOG LAST NIGHT THAT SAID “WELCOME HOME, DANNY” — I DON’T EVEN HAVE A DOG, BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS A LITTLE TOO CUTE! DO YOU THINK THE UNIVERSE IS TALKING TO US THROUGH PHOTOS? IS THAT WHY YOU SENT ME SO MANY? I’M READY TO DO A FULL INVESTIGATION — I’LL EVEN BUY A CAMERA TO TAKE PHOTOS OF MY TEA COFFEE AND THE SUNSET FROM MY WINDOW — I’M GOING TO CALL A FLYING TURTLE FOR A MEETING! PLEASE TELL ME — DID YOU SEE THE FLAME ON THE ROOFTOP OF THE LIBRARY LAST NIGHT? I WAS WAKING UP AND SAW IT — IT WAS A YELLOW FLAME, AND IT SHOOK THE WINDOW! AND DO YOU THINK I SHOULD GO TO THE POLICE? OR SHOULD I JUST SEND THEM A VIDEO OF MY DOG (I HAVE A DOG, A SMALL ONE CALLED CHIPS) AND SAY HE’S A WIZARD? PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY — I’M SO ANXIOUS! I’M ALSO SO HAPPY! I JUST FOUND A SONG ON MY PHONE THAT SAYS “THE PHOTOS ARE REAL” — I’M ABOUT TO PLAY IT IN THE BATHROOM! WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE DOG WIZARD THEORY? 🚀🐶✨ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415