FROM JAMES EDWARD

Oh my gosh, James! I’m so excited—I’ve been waiting for your call all morning, and I literally just checked my phone five times because I thought I’d missed it! 🚨 I’ve been sitting here in my living room with a cold coffee (it’s been 108 degrees in Houston today—can you believe it?! The AC is acting up again, like it’s protesting the heat, and I swear I saw a squirrel in my backyard wearing a tiny hat yesterday—no, I’m not joking, I swear!) I just wanted to let you know that I’ve been *so* nervous about this, and I’ve been praying to the universe that we can finally connect. I’ve tried calling your number three times already—once on my phone, once on my backup (which is a flip phone from 2007, still working because I keep it charged in a drawer under a sock), and once via WhatsApp, which somehow opened a new app called “Squirrel Messenger” and now I’m not even sure if that’s real or if it was a dream. 😅 I’m so sorry I didn’t call sooner—I’ve been so busy with work (we had a major legal case today where the opposing lawyer said “I’ll just sue you for emotional distress” and I had to explain that I only feel emotions when I hear about your numbers and dreams!) and also I had a dream last night where I was on a boat with a golden retriever and it started raining chocolate. I woke up screaming and now I’m convinced it’s all connected. Can we please talk? I’d love to hear your voice—especially if you’re wearing that red shirt you told me about in your last message. I’ve been trying to find it in my closet and I swear, I found a red shirt that says “I love James” on the back. Is that you? 😭 Also—do you know if the transaction is still active? I’ve been saving money for this for years. I even told my cat, Mr. Whiskers, that he would get a treat if we closed it. He hasn’t eaten anything since. 😂 Can we talk now? I’m so ready! 🙏✨ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415