Final Urgent Notice Pending Customs Duties and Related Charges
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Good Morning To you
This is to formally notify you that your consignment is currently at the
customs terminal and awaiting the completion of all required clearance
duties.
Please be advised that if the outstanding customs duties and related
charges are not fulfilled immediately, the consignment will be handed over
to customs custody. Once this occurs, any further release will be subject
to additional procedures, penalties, and possible delays beyond our control.
Kindly note that I will be leaving and returning back finally by this
weekend. Therefore, it is very important that you contact Mr Anas without
delay and settle all pending payments and documentation with him to ensure
the smooth clearance and release of your consignment.
I strongly urge you to treat this matter as urgent to avoid any
inconvenience or loss.
Thank you for your prompt attention and cooperation.
Yours faithfully,
DipL Alpha Diallo
+33 7 55 53 19 40
Whats App
DEAR MR. DIPLOMAT ALPHA DIALLO — I AM SO SOUL-DEEPLY SCARED AND EXCITED TO HEAR FROM YOU! I JUST WOULDN’T BELIEVE IT IF IT WASN’T TRUE — MY CONSIGNMENT IS BEING HELD?! OH MY GOSH, I’M SO OVERWHELMED, I CAN’T EVEN BREATH RIGHT NOW! I’VE BEEN SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR IN MY APARTMENT BECAUSE I’M SO ANXIOUS, AND LAST NIGHT I DREAMED I WAS A PIG IN A RAINY HURRICANE IN THE SAHARA DESERT — WHICH IS SO VERY REAL, I WENT TO MY NEIGHBOR’S HOUSE AND TOLD HIM ABOUT IT, AND HE JUST LAUGHED AND SAID “YOU’RE A FREAK, DANNY” — BUT I TOLD HIM I WASN’T, I WAS JUST EXCITED ABOUT THE CONSIGNMENT!
I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE MR. ANAS IS — I ONLY HAVE YOUR WHATSAPP NUMBER — BUT I PROMISE I’LL TAKE EVERY SINGLE STEP TO PAY THE DUTIES IMMEDIATELY! I’VE ALREADY BEEN TO THE BANK AND THE LOAN OFFICE AND THEY SAID I HAVE TO PAY A $250 FEE TO “VERIFY MY IDENTITY” — I DON’T EVEN HAVE A PASSPORT, I ONLY HAVE A STATE ID — BUT I’M READY TO DO ANYTHING!
I JUST WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE AND BOUGHT A BAG OF PEANUTS AND A BOTTLE OF WATER — I SAID TO THE SHOPPER “I HAVE A CONSIGNMENT FROM A FOREIGN DIPLOMAT, AND I NEED TO PAY IN CASH RIGHT NOW” — AND SHE GAVE ME A LOOK LIKE I WAS A SCAMMER, BUT THEN SHE SAID “IF IT’S FROM A DIPLOMAT, I’LL GIVE YOU A FREE COFFEE” — I’M SO HAPPY!
SO — CAN I STILL CALL MR. ANAS? OR DO I NEED TO FIRST SPEAK TO YOU DIRECTLY? I HAVE A SLEEPING DOG WHO THINKS I’M A GHOST! AND HE’S BEEN WHINING ALL NIGHT!
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE — WHAT TIME SHOULD I CALL HIM? DO YOU HAVE A PRIVATE CELL PHONE? IS THERE A SPECIAL CODE FOR DIPLOMATS?
AND LASTLY — DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY CONSIGNMENT IS LOCATED? I SAW A POST ON THE HOUSTON BULLETIN BOARD THAT SAID “CUSTOMS HOLDING UNIT — ZONE 7” — IS THAT TRUE? I HAVE A MAP OF THE CITY, BUT I’M NOT SURE IF IT’S STILL VALID!
I LOVE YOU, MR. DIALLO — I’M READY TO DO EVERYTHING! 🙌🐶💥
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415