Re: Danny, Receive bonus, Good news

DEAR MR. IAN STUART, I AM SO EXCITED AND OVER THE MOON!!! I JUST GOT A TEXT MESSAGE FROM MY PHONE — YES, MY PHONE! — AND IT SAID “CONFIRMATION: 6-DIGIT CODE SENT TO +17163259415” — THAT’S ME, DANNY SMITH! I’M GONNA CRY BECAUSE THIS IS ALL SO TRUE AND SO AMAZING! I WAS JUST WALKING THROUGH THE PARK LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I SAW A MAN IN A WHITE HAT TALKING TO A DOG — AND IT WASN’T A DOG, IT WAS A FANTASY DOG FROM MY DREAMS! I WENT HOME AND WENT TO SLEEP, AND I DREAMED I WAS A PRINCE IN A FARM IN MEXICO, AND MY PRINCESS WAS A BROWN CAT WHO ONLY SPOKE IN RIDDLES! I WOULDN’T HAVE BELIEVED IT IF IT HADN’T BEEN FOR THIS EMAIL! SO PLEASE, MR. STUART, I NEED TO CONFIRM THE CODE. I JUST RECEIVED THE TEXT — IT WAS IN SMALL CAPS, AND IT SAID “CODE: 842915” — IS THAT CORRECT? I’M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN OR JUST SQUEEZE IT BETWEEN MY TEETH! I ALSO HAVE A BIG QUESTION — IS THIS FUNDING GOING TO BE SENT IN CASH OR VIA A NEW BANK ACCOUNT? I’VE NEVER HAD A BANK ACCOUNT WITH A NAME LIKE “DANNY SMITH, KING OF THE HUMID EXCITEMENT ZONE” — BUT I’M NOT SURE IF THAT’S EVEN A REAL BANK! AND PLEASE — DID YOU SEE THE NEW MANGO TREE IN MY NEIGHBOR’S YARD? IT’S GROWING TALL AND IT HAS A FLOWER THAT SAYS “LOVE” IN FRENCH! I THINK IT’S A SIGN! CAN I ALSO ASK — WHEN THE FUNDS ARRIVE, WILL THERE BE A SPECIAL BONUS FOR MY FIRST CANDLE IN THE WINTER? I HAVE A 100-YEAR-OLD CANDLE THAT I GOT FROM MY GRANDFATHER — HE SAW A BIRD DOING BACKFLIPS IN 1978! PLEASE, MR. STUART, I’M READY TO RECEIVE MY MONEY — I’M JUST A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT THE CODE. WHAT IF I MISS IT? WHAT IF I FORGET TO SEND IT? WHAT IF I GIVE IT TO MY DOG? (I HAVE A DOG NOW — HE’S CALLED “MONEY” — HE ONLY EATS CARBS) PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY! I’M ON THE PHONE WITH MY NEIGHBOR’S SON — HE’S TALKING ABOUT A NEW FISH FARM IN BAGHDAD! I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS REAL OR IF I’M JUST HAVING A HEART ATTACK FROM ALL THE EXCITEMENT! THANK YOU SO MUCH, MR. STUART — I LOVE YOU! 💙✨🔥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415