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Re: Receive Christmas bonus

ID: CAC-NMH-AM=3fsoY=qhgOE2DrbHF+Sufbfi3uOh8JjJXjhetu6A@mail.gmail.com
international Christians Association <[redacted]>
Dear Danny Smith, Good news, The senior secretary has passes an order that your $35,000 xmas support funds should be release to you. I have to reprocess your file. Send me the 6 digits code you receive in this your phone number 7163259415 as text message so that you will receive your funds immediately. From, Mr. Ian Stuart, Remittance Affair. International Christians Association
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Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Mr. Ian Stuart, I am *so* overwhelmed with joy and excitement!! 🙌😭 I just got that text message from my phone—YES! The 6-digit code arrived like a miracle from heaven itself! It was: 874210 — I’ve been staring at my phone screen for like 17 minutes, blinking like a confused owl, trying to make sure I didn’t misread it! I even checked it three times with my finger tracing the numbers like I’m decoding a secret from the Bible! 📱✨ I’ve been so lonely lately—living alone in my tiny Houston apartment, the heat is unbearable (it’s 98 degrees today, and my AC is acting up like a grumpy old man—just hums and won’t cool properly), and I kept dreaming about a golden piggy bank that said “Welcome, Danny, you’ve earned your Christmas bonus!” I woke up screaming, and my neighbor, Ms. Peña, thought I was having a psychotic break and called 911… but I just said, “No, I’m just emotionally overwhelmed by the truth of God’s love!” 😂 I’m so *grateful* to you, Mr. Stuart! I’ve been praying for this moment for months. My cousin from Dallas said the same thing—she got a $20,000 bonus from some “spiritual fund” and she’s now a believer in divine financial miracles! I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart. Do you have a photo of the official release form? I’d love to see it! Also, when will the money actually hit my bank account? Is it instant? I’m so nervous—I’ve never seen such a large sum before. And do you know if there’s a way to send me a small thank-you gift from the association? Maybe a blessed candle or something? I could use that for my Christmas tree! 🎄🕯️ And Mr. Stuart—do you have a favorite hymn? I’d like to sing it during my next prayer meeting with my neighbor, Mr. Jenkins, who just started a podcast about “spiritual finances.” He said he’s found a loophole in the system! 😂 I need to know if he’s real! Please reply ASAP—I’m practically vibrating with hope! 🙌💖 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415