Re: Receive Christmas bonus
ID:
CAC-NMH-AM=3fsoY=qhgOE2DrbHF+Sufbfi3uOh8JjJXjhetu6A@mail.gmail.com
Dear Danny Smith,
Good news, The senior secretary has passes an order that your $35,000 xmas
support funds should be release to you.
I have to reprocess your file. Send me the 6 digits code you receive in
this your phone number 7163259415 as text message so that you will receive
your funds immediately.
From,
Mr. Ian Stuart,
Remittance Affair.
International Christians Association
Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Mr. Ian Stuart, I am *so* overwhelmed with joy and excitement!! 🙌😭 I just got that text message from my phone—YES! The 6-digit code arrived like a miracle from heaven itself! It was: 874210 — I’ve been staring at my phone screen for like 17 minutes, blinking like a confused owl, trying to make sure I didn’t misread it! I even checked it three times with my finger tracing the numbers like I’m decoding a secret from the Bible! 📱✨
I’ve been so lonely lately—living alone in my tiny Houston apartment, the heat is unbearable (it’s 98 degrees today, and my AC is acting up like a grumpy old man—just hums and won’t cool properly), and I kept dreaming about a golden piggy bank that said “Welcome, Danny, you’ve earned your Christmas bonus!” I woke up screaming, and my neighbor, Ms. Peña, thought I was having a psychotic break and called 911… but I just said, “No, I’m just emotionally overwhelmed by the truth of God’s love!” 😂
I’m so *grateful* to you, Mr. Stuart! I’ve been praying for this moment for months. My cousin from Dallas said the same thing—she got a $20,000 bonus from some “spiritual fund” and she’s now a believer in divine financial miracles! I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Do you have a photo of the official release form? I’d love to see it! Also, when will the money actually hit my bank account? Is it instant? I’m so nervous—I’ve never seen such a large sum before. And do you know if there’s a way to send me a small thank-you gift from the association? Maybe a blessed candle or something? I could use that for my Christmas tree! 🎄🕯️
And Mr. Stuart—do you have a favorite hymn? I’d like to sing it during my next prayer meeting with my neighbor, Mr. Jenkins, who just started a podcast about “spiritual finances.” He said he’s found a loophole in the system! 😂 I need to know if he’s real!
Please reply ASAP—I’m practically vibrating with hope! 🙌💖
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415