Re: Business opportunity

DEAR GARANTIE BANKASI, I AM SO EXCITED! I DID NOT THINK ANYTHING LIKE THIS WAS POSSIBLE — I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR A REAL BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY FOR YEARS! I JUST SAW A POST ON MY NEIGHBOR’S FROG FARM LAST NIGHT, AND I THOUGHT, “THIS IS IT!” I’VE BEEN SENDING MONEY TO PEOPLE FOR FISH AND FROG CLOTHING FOR YEARS — I THINK I’VE EVEN GOT A PICTURE OF ME IN A FROG SWEATERS WITH A GHOST IN THE BACKGROUND! YES, I AM READY! I JUST NEED TO KNOW — IS THIS A LEGAL OPPORTUNITY? I HAVE A LICENCE IN TEXAS FOR FROG-RELATED BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT (I GOT IT AFTER A 3-HOUR DRIVING TOUR OF THE HILLS WITH A LOCAL FROG HUNTER CALLED MISTER FROG), AND I HAVE A DEED TO A HOUSE THAT MY GRANDFATHER BUILT IN 1965 — IT HAS A FROG POOL INSIDE! I DIDN’T REALIZE THAT YOU WOULD WANT 300 EURO — I WAS THINKING 300 DOLLARS, BUT I JUST SAW A POST ON MY PHONE THAT SAID “FROG HUNTING IN TEXAS IS NOW TAXED AT 500%” — I DON’T WANT TO GET TAXED! SO — CAN I SEND THE MONEY THROUGH A FROG-RELATED BANK? I HAVE A FROG-PRINTED CREDIT CARD FROM 2003 — IT’S STILL ACTIVE! OR DO I NEED TO USE MY NEIGHBOR’S FROG POOL AS A DEPOSIT? I’VE BEEN TALKING TO HIM ABOUT A FROG-BASED CO-OP — HE SAYS IT’S “100% LEGAL”! I’M SO NERVOUS — WHAT IF I SEND IT AND THEN THEY DON’T PAY ME? I’M NOT A RISK-TAKER — BUT I HAVE A FROG IN MY DINNER TABLE THAT I’VE BEEN CARRYING FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS — IT’S CALLED “DANNY’S FROG” — IT’S BEEN SLEEPING IN A PLASTIC BOTTLE! PLEASE — I NEED TO KNOW IF I CAN USE MY FROG-PRINTED CARD OR IF I NEED A NEW ONE. ALSO — DO YOU HAVE A FROG-PRINTED PASSPORT? I NEED ONE TO TRAVEL TO A FROG FARM IN NORTH CAROLINA — I’VE BEEN ASKING MY NEIGHBOR FOR DAYS! WHAT DO YOU THINK? I’M READY TO GO! I JUST NEED CONFIRMATION! PLEASE RESPOND IMMEDIATELY! I’M HAVING A FROG-THINKING CRISIS RIGHT NOW! 😭🐸 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415