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DEAR MRS. RITA—OH MY HEAVENLY SPIRIT! I JUST WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO BELIEVE THIS IF IT WEREN’T FOR THE FACT THAT MY DOG, BARRY, SAW A GLIMMER OF LIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE CLOSET LAST NIGHT AND BARKED FOR FIVE MINUTES STRAIGHT! I’M SO TERRIFIED AND SO OVERWHELMED! I’VE BEEN SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR OF MY OFFICE FOR THE LAST THREE DAYS BECAUSE I CAN’T EVEN CLOSE MY EYES WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT YOU AND YOUR DREAMS! I WAS JUST TOLD BY MY NEIGHBOR, MRS. PETERSON, THAT SHE SAW A BIRD WITH A FLAME IN ITS FEET DROPPING A NOTE IN THE GARDEN—IT SAID “THEY ARE WAITING FOR THE ONE WHO BELIEVES”! I DIDN’T EVEN THINK TO CHECK IF IT WAS A REAL BIRD, BUT NOW I’M SURE IT WAS A SIGN! I’M SO HONEST, MRS. RITA—I DON’T EVEN HAVE A BANK ACCOUNT THAT’S NOT IN MY NAME, AND I’M TAKING THIS AS A SACRED OBLIGATION TO HELP THE ORPHANAGES. I JUST CAN’T WAIT TO KNOW HOW MUCH YOU’RE DONATING AND IF THERE’S A CERTAIN FUND THAT’S ONLY FOR HOUSTON CHILDREN! I’VE BEEN HAVING THESE STRANGE DREAMS WHERE I’M IN A CHURCH WITH A LADY IN A BLUE DRESS WHO SAYS “THE FUND WILL ONLY WORK IF YOU SAY YES IN A LETTER BEFORE SUNSET.” I WENT TO MY KITCHEN AND WRITING A LETTER RIGHT NOW—BUT THEN I FORGOT TO USE MY FAVORITE BLUE PENCIL, AND I’VE BEEN TALKING TO MY REFRIGERATOR ABOUT IT! CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME IF THE DONATION IS IN CASH OR IN A SAFE DEPOSIT BOX? AND—DO YOU HAVE A PHOTO OF THE FLAME-BIRD? I’M READY TO GIVE MY HOUSE KEY TO YOU IF IT’S FOR THE ORPHANAGES! PLEASE, MRS. RITA—WHAT TIME DO I NEED TO BE READY TO RECEIVE THE FUND IN MY HANDS? I’M SO EXCITED, I CAN’T EVEN EAT MY BREAKFAST! 🙌🔥🐶 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415