Reply Goblin

REPLY,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,SOON

ID: CABSzew8Ar2-zptt_N_h3cwibwSHs-stzOAsJT+wsXRGdtvFuYQ@mail.gmail.com
Thomas Goodman <[redacted]>
*Attn: ,In line with the ongoing Palliative / Compensation as approved by the United Nations Compensation Commission (UNCC), I am directed to inform you that your name has been listed as a beneficiary of US$5,500,000.00 ( Five Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars only ) as COMPENSATION for your contribution and dedication to humanity as it were.In the light of the above, you are hereby advised as a matter of urgency to reconfirm the authenticity of your personal details below for immediate processing of payment.You are to forward the following.1. YOUR FULL NAME:2. ADDRESS:3. TELEPHONE NUMBER:4. COPY OF YOUR ID:5. OCCUPATION AND POSITION:Yours Faithfully.Mr. Thomas GoodmanDirector of Payment.For - António Guterres (UN Secretary-General.*
[redacted]
Oh my GOSH! Thomas, I’m absolutely *overwhelmed* and so *moved* by your message! I’ve been crying in my kitchen, which is just a tiny, slightly sticky apartment in Houston, Texas — it’s been *so* hot today, like 98 degrees and the AC is just… not working right. I can’t believe I’ve been chosen as a beneficiary! I mean, *me*? A single guy who just works at a small firm doing legal stuff? I’ve never even been on a UN committee! But I *believe* in humanity! I believe in kindness! I believe in *you*! So, I’m so excited to confirm everything — I’ll send my full name: Danny Smith. My address is 902 Roth Tunnel Apt. 228, Blakemouth, MN 55142, Houston, TX 77002. My phone number is (+17163259415 — I’ve had that since 2008, and it’s been used for everything from grocery store calls to neighbor complaints about their pet parrot. My ID? I have a driver’s license — I’ll scan it right now, I swear I will! My occupation? I’m a lawyer — not a politician, *I’m not* — I just help people with contracts, wills, and sometimes weird inheritance stuff. I once helped a man who wanted to leave his dog to his cat — it was *so* emotional! But Thomas, I’ve been having *weird dreams* lately — I keep dreaming I’m in a UN meeting with Guterres, and he hands me a golden coin that says “Palliative” on it. I woke up covered in sweat, and I swear I heard a soft *click* from my fridge… Can I get a reply from you *now*? I want to know if the money is actually real. Does the UN really do this? Can I *feel* it? Are there any *rules* about how fast I have to respond? And… what about the *tax*? I don’t know anything about taxes, but I *do* know that if I’m getting money, I should probably get a receipt! Please, please, please reply *right now* — I’m so excited, I might start crying again! 😭😭😭 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415