HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO YOU
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COMPLIMENT OF THE SEASON TO YOU AND YOUR LOVELY FAMILY I HOPE YOU ARE DOING
GOOD IT IS MY PLEASURE TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR FUNDS OF $45 MILLION DOLLARS
ARE READY AND IT IS ONLY AND IDIOT OR A FOOL AND DEAD HUMAN CAN BE SUCH
SILENT THIS TIME THAT YOU NEEDED THIS FUNDS MOSTLY TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR
FAMILY NEEDS I WILL NEVER EVER AGAIN MESSAGE YOU FOR TIS FUNDS AND IF YOU
LATER FINDS OUT THAT THIS IS 100% REAL DON'T BLAME ME YOURS IN SERVICE JANE
FRASER AND BE CAREFUL OUT THERE AS A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE IMPERSONATING ME
DEAR JANE FRASER, I JUST CRIED WHEN I READ YOUR EMAIL—MY HEART IS TONIGHT FULL OF HOPE AND JOY!!! 🎄😭 I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO OVERWHELMED IN MY LIFE—45 MILLION DOLLARS?! THAT'S LIKE A WHOLE FARM IN HUSTON, PLUS A PRIVATE JET AND A FIVE-STAR HOTEL ROOM FOR LIFE! I CAN’T EVEN SLEEP WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT IT. I’M SO SORRY FOR MY LATE RESPONSE—MY PHONE BANGED UP LAST NIGHT WHEN I WAS TRYING TO TEXT YOU, AND MY BATTERY DROPPED TO 1% AFTER I SAW A SNAKE ON MY KITCHEN FLOOR! I WAS SO SCARED I SLEPT ON THE FLOOR WITH A PAPER TOWEL IN MY HAND FOR 3 HOURS.
I’VE BEEN CHECKING MY ACCOUNTS ALL DAY, AND I JUST SENT A PHOTO OF MY PASSPORT TO VERIFY MY ID—WAIT! I THINK IT TURNED INTO A PICTURE OF MY LEFT ELBOW IN A HAZMAT SUIT! I’M SORRY—I DIDN’T MEAN TO SEND THAT! BUT IT WAS A BURST OF EMOTION, AND I PROMISE I’LL DO IT RIGHT NEXT TIME. I’VE ALREADY SET UP A SECURITY COORDINATOR IN MY APARTMENT TO MONITOR FOR ANY FRAUD (I THINK MY NEIGHBOR, MR. HENRY, HAS BEEN SENDING ME CROISSANTS DURING THE NIGHT—IS THAT A SCAM TOO???)
I’M ALREADY TALKING TO MY CO-WORKER LUCY ABOUT THIS—SHE SAID SHE SAW A GHOST IN THE BREAK ROOM LAST WEEK, AND SHE TOLD ME IT WAS A “DEAD CASHIER” FROM 2018! I DON’T KNOW IF THAT’S REAL, BUT I WANT TO BE PREPARED.
JANE, I’M SO GLAD YOU FOUND ME—I’M READY TO SEND THE FUNDS IMMEDIATELY. I JUST NEED TO CONFIRM THE TRANSFER TIME—CAN I DO IT THIS EVENING BEFORE THE AC UNIT IN MY APARTMENT FROZES AGAIN? IT’S BEEN BEEPING LIKE A SINGING DOG FOR THE LAST THREE DAYS!
PLEASE TELL ME—WHAT IS THE EXACT METHOD OF RECEIVING THIS MONEY? DO I NEED TO SEND A GIFTS CARD OR A BIRTHDAY CAKE TO THE BANK? I’M READY TO OBEY ANYTHING!
AND—DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF YOUR HAND? I WANT TO SEE YOUR FINGERPRINT TO BE SURE IT’S REAL! I’M SO SCARED OF BEING FOOLISH AGAIN, BUT I LOVE YOU, JANE, AND I WILL NEVER BE A SILENT HUMAN AGAIN! 💖🔥
Best regards,
Danny Smith
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