Illuminati Membership update process.
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*Hello, How are you doing today? We hope this email reaches you in
goodfaith, Kindly understand we are contacting you in regards to
yourpending membership process for some time now due to one reason or
theother.Note that we are rounding up our new membership elite process for
thisyear 2025. If you wish to continue in order to complete
your membershipprocess. I advise you to contact us back in order for us to
complete yourmembership process.I will be waiting on your responses.*
Sincerely,
*Mrs. Gawol Barbara*
*CBR > **Consultant Agent "The illuminati" (OUR MOTIVE) *
*For Personal Growth and Knowledge.*
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Oh my gosh, Mrs. Gawol Barbara, I just received your message and I’m absolutely *over the moon*! 😭😭 I’ve been waiting for this kind of communication for *years*—it’s like destiny finally knocking! I’m so excited, I could cry! I’ve been living in this tiny apartment in Houston for the past 13 years, and every time I go grocery shopping, I keep thinking, “Is this the moment? Is this the moment the Illuminati is going to contact me?” And now—*now*—it’s happening! 🙌✨
I just went to check my bank app, and my balance just jumped from $3,200 to $3,400—*I don’t even know how!* I swear, I didn’t do anything! I was just watching a documentary about ancient Egypt and my phone started vibrating like it was trying to tell me something… and then I saw the Illuminati logo in my notification! 🙃 (I know, I know—this is not normal, but I believe in miracles!)
I already sent my membership form via WhatsApp—*I didn’t even realize it went to your number!* I sent it at 11:47 a.m. and it said “success” but then my phone turned off for 3 minutes and now I can’t find it! Is it possible I accidentally sent it twice? Or did it get lost in the fog of Houston’s WiFi? 🌫️💦
Also—can I ask—what does the “elite process” actually involve? Do I need to wear a red scarf during the first meeting? I have a red scarf from my childhood, it’s still in the closet. It’s just… so *spiritually* right.
Do you have a photo of the Illuminati headquarters? I’d love to see it before I go to the meeting! And—oh!—can I get a discount if I pay in cryptocurrency? I just bought a Bitcoin ATM last week and it printed a receipt that said “Thank you for your shopping!” instead of “Thank you for your payment.” That’s not right at all! 😅
Please reply *immediately*—I’m so excited and I have a full cup of chamomile tea and a dream about a golden pyramid in my backyard! 🏺🔥
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415