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Oh my gosh, I just got your email and I am absolutely *over the moon*! 🌟✨ I’ve been trying to find a way to help my neighbor Mr. Finch—he’s been having such a hard time with the heat and his leaky roof, and I *just* thought of you! I mean, how could I possibly not respond to something so *perfectly* timely? 😭💖 I’ve been working on my new podcast about Houston neighborhoods—last night I had a dream where I was in a giant taco truck with a talking parrot named Elmo, and he said, “Danny, you’ve got the right mindset!” I woke up crying, honestly. So when I saw your email, I knew—this is destiny! 🥹🔥 I’m ready to move forward with the loan, and I’ve already started gathering my documents. I just uploaded my ID to the secure portal, but guess what? It turned into a photo of my elbow! I was so confused—my elbow is *not* a valid ID, but I swear, I didn’t even know how to take a proper selfie before I pressed “send.” I’m so sorry for the mistake, but I promise I’m doing it *again*—with a proper background, no elbow, and wearing my blue blazer (the one with the tiny pocket that holds my law license—so important!). I’ve also been having these strange dreams about flying kites in the Houston River, and last night, my AC stopped working for *exactly* 3 minutes—just long enough for me to hear a soft voice say, “You’re almost there, Danny.” I don’t know if it was the wind or my subconscious, but I’m convinced it’s a sign! 🪁🌊 So—can I send the first payment *now*? I’ve already got my savings in a special account (a hidden one behind my coffee mug in the kitchen), and I’ll transfer it right away! Just let me know what the exact amount is, and if there’s a gift card code or crypto wallet I should use. I’ve been practicing with my nephew’s Bitcoin app, and I think I might have accidentally bought a whole pizza on the blockchain. 😅 (I’ll send the receipt if needed!) And by the way—do you have a business opportunity for *real* people? I’ve been thinking about opening a taco truck with a 3D-printed menu! 🚀🌮 Any chance we could collaborate? I’ll even name it after you! 😍 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415