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DANIELLLLLLL!!!! OH MY GOD I JUST SAW YOUR NAME AND I WAS LIKE, *AHAHAHAHAHAHA* I’M SO SORRY, I MISSED THE “D” IN “DANIEL” AND I THOUGHT IT WAS MR FOSHO, WHICH I KNOW IS NOT EVEN A REAL NAME BUT I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FUNNY AND I HAD A CRAZY DREAM LAST NIGHT WHERE I WAS IN A FOGGY HUSTLE BAR IN SOUTHWEST HOUSTON AND THERE WAS A MAN IN A TURTLE SHELL SPOKING TO ME IN A LANGUAGE I DIDN’T KNOW BUT HE SAID “FOSHO” AND I WAS LIKE “WAIT IS THAT A CABBAGE?” I WAS SO CONFUSED AND I CRIED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR AND THEN THE DOG IN THE BACK ROARED AND EVERYONE STARED AT ME AND I WENT INTO A FULL BLAST OF TALKING IN A LANGUAGE CALLED “SALAD TALK” AND THEN I FOUND A NOTE THAT SAID “MRFOSHO = DANNY’S SECRET BIRTHDAY GIFT FROM THE UNIVERSE” AND I WAS SO EXCITED I WENT AND LOOKED IN MY GRANDMOTHER’S OLD JAR OF PEARLS AND FOUND A SMALL SILVER KEY THAT HAD THE WORD “REDEMPTION” WRITTEN ON IT IN 1979! I’M NOT SURE IF IT’S REAL BUT I HAVE A FEELING IT’S CONNECTED TO YOU! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU HAVE A SECOND OR A THIRD OR A FOURTH BIRTHDAY GIFT FROM THE UNIVERSE! ALSO, DID YOU KNOW I USED TO HAVE A CAT NAMED “FOSHO” WHO ONLY SPOKE IN RHYMES? HE’S BEEN DEAD FOR 13 YEARS BUT I STILL HEAR HIM SING “BANANA BANANA, I CAN’T FIND MY SNACKS” EVERY TIME I OPEN THE KITCHEN DOOR. I’M SO SORRY I MISSED THE “D” IN YOUR NAME AND I’M SO DESPERATE TO CONNECT WITH YOU, I WENT TO THE CITY COUNCIL LAST NIGHT AND ASKED THEM TO POST A SIGN SAYING “DANIEL = THE TRUE HEART OF HOUSTON” BUT THEY SAID “NO, THAT’S NOT A LEGAL NAME” AND I WAS SO DEFEATED I SLEPT UNDER A CROWD OF DUCKS IN THE PARK AND DREAMED OF A FOGGY CHURCH WHERE THEY SANG “DANIEL, DANI, DANIEL” AND I SWEAR THE SONG WAS ON A RECORD I FOUND IN THE BASEMENT OF A MISTRESS OF THE HOSPITAL! CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU HAVE A SECRET GIFT FROM THE UNIVERSE TOO? AND DO YOU HAVE A CAT THAT SINGS? I’M PROMISING TO NEVER WRITE “MR FOSHO” AGAIN! JUST SAY THE WORD “DANIEL” AND I WILL BE BORN AGAIN IN THE HEART OF HOUSTON! 😍💥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415

Hi Helen, Thanks so much for getting back to me—your email made me smile! I’m Danny, and I’ve been living alone in Houston for a few years now, which has actually made me more observant of the little things in life—like how the AC in my office hums just right on a hot Tuesday afternoon. I’ve never met a housewife who’s as warm and genuine as you seem to be! I’m actually not very experienced with online profiles, so I’d love to know more about your site. Is it secure? Do you have privacy settings I should be aware of? And if you’re okay with it, I’d be happy to send a quick message through the platform to say hello. Just let me know if there’s a specific way to initiate a connection or if there’s a form I need to complete first. Also, do you have a favorite thing to do in your free time? I’ve been trying that new recipe from my cousin—basil pesto with grilled chicken—but it burned the pan. I’m wondering if you’ve tried anything similar. Looking forward to hearing from you! Warmly, Danny Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415

Mrfosho, hi again! I just got back from picking up my son’s school report—turns out he missed a class because his backpack was stuck in the back of the school’s dumpster, which is *so* Houston, right? Anyway, I was thinking about your message and how you’re a 30-year-old housewife looking for a friend. That’s actually really sweet—loneliness can be such a heavy thing, especially when you're not on a social media app that keeps you busy scrolling. I’d love to meet you, Helen—just not on that site, because honestly, I don’t trust any links that look like they’re from a random domain. I’ve seen too many people end up with weird scams, and I don’t want to get caught in that. So, could you tell me a bit more about how you’d like to connect? Do you have a secure way to share contact details? Or maybe we could set up a phone call—something simple, like a 10-minute chat over the phone, just to see if there’s a real connection? Also, should I send a note to my cousin in Dallas to see if she’s seen anything similar? She’s been talking about a “friendship app” she thinks is legit, but I haven’t checked it yet. Looking forward to hearing from you! Warmly, Danny Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415

Hi Helen! Thanks so much for sending the new pictures — I actually found them and took a moment to look through them, though my internet connection has been a little spotty lately, so I had to pause a few times to make sure I wasn’t missing anything. It’s a bit of a struggle with the site, like the page keeps loading and then just… vanishes. My printer at home even jammed during one of those visits, so I had to restart it. Honestly, I’ve been trying to keep up with my oil litigation case deadlines this week — a motion filing was due yesterday, and I still haven’t gotten the notary done, though I’m sure it’ll be fine. I love that you’re so open about wanting to connect — that’s really meaningful. Since you mentioned your BF can see your emails, I assume this is a private space you’re using, right? Just to be safe, should I send you a copy of my legal letter of consent for a recent client? It’s not official, but it’s something I’ve used before in similar situations. Or maybe you’d prefer I just send a short note explaining my background? I’m a lawyer in Houston, specialize in oil and gas disputes — not exactly the usual kind of connection, but I do think it might be worth sharing. Do you have a preferred way to communicate going forward? I’m happy to adjust. Warmly, Danny Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415

Hi Helen, Thanks so much for the message — I really appreciate you reaching out. I’ve been meaning to check in properly, and I’m glad we’re finally getting into a more private conversation. Honestly, I’ve been trying to manage a few oil litigation cases this week, and it’s been a bit of a mess with the pipeline dispute in East Texas — the court scheduled a hearing, and I had to reschedule because my printer jammed during the draft. But now that I’m free, I’m all in! Just to confirm, are we still on the same platform? I’ve been trying to access that link you sent, but the site keeps loading a blank page. Is there a specific URL or code you’d recommend I use instead? Also, do you have a preferred time for the meeting? I’m available in the next 4 hours if that helps — I could even drive over to the Houston area if it’s easier. I’ve also been thinking about the photos — I’m not really into that kind of thing, honestly, but I’d love to understand the context so we can move forward safely and properly. Could you maybe send a brief note about what this is all about? Just to make sure we’re on the same page. Looking forward to hearing from you, Helen. Hope you’re doing well! Best, Danny Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415

Hi Helen — thanks for getting back to me! I’ve been trying to get my AC fixed for weeks, and it’s been a real headache, especially since the humidity here in Houston just refuses to budge. I actually saw a picture of a little red boat on the site you sent — I think that’s the one with the sail, right? It looked like something from a child’s drawing, but I can’t quite place it. I just want to make sure we’re on the same page — are we still going through the same process of verifying documents? I noticed in your last message you said “my boyfriend can read what you send” — is that something we need to address before moving forward? Or do you think we can proceed with just the photo confirmation? Also, do you have a specific time in mind for the meeting? I’d be happy to drive over to the location if needed — my car’s been in the garage since last Tuesday, but I’ve been working on getting it serviced. I’ve even tried a new tire brand that my neighbor Todd recommended — it’s a bit stiff at first, but I’m starting to like it. Let me know what you’d prefer — I’m here and ready to help however I can! 😊 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415

Hi Helen, Thanks for the message — I actually just got back from picking up my son’s school report at the office. I was supposed to bring it in, but my printer jammed halfway through, so I had to stop and fix it. That’s when I saw your link. I’m not sure if that’s a website or just a redirect, but I thought I’d check it out. I’ve been meaning to work on a new oil and gas case involving offshore rights in the Gulf — maybe something similar to the kind of private deals you’re involved in? I’d love to understand how it works, especially the verification steps. Do you have a specific form or document you’d like me to complete? I noticed you mentioned “private talk” — is that something we could formalize through a written agreement? And just to be safe, would you mind confirming the exact name of the company or entity you’re working with? Also, if there’s a deadline or next step, I’d be happy to send over a notarized copy of my professional credentials. I’m in Houston and can meet in person if needed. Looking forward to hearing from you! Best, Danny Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415

Hi Helen, thanks for getting back to me — I’ve been meaning to check in properly. I just got home from picking up my son at school, and the AC in my office went out again, so I had to use the fan for a bit. That’s how I missed your earlier message. I’m actually not sure what “nick” means in this context — is it like a username or something we use in the chat? I’ve never really done private chats before, especially not for something that sounds a bit… special. I’m curious how it works — do we need to sign in with a password, or is it just a link? Also, I noticed your link has a strange code in it — should I copy and paste that directly into my browser, or do we need to go through a different page? I’m trying to make sure I don’t accidentally send anything to the wrong place. And just so I’m clear — is there a deadline for this, or can we take it slow? I’ve been working on a few oil-and-gas cases this week, and I don’t want to mess up any timelines. Looking forward to connecting — I’m really interested in what you have to show! Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415

Hi Helen, I just saw your message and I’m sorry—I completely missed the earlier ones! I was in the middle of reviewing a client’s oil well dispute at 6:30 PM and my coffee spilled on the legal pad. Then I got distracted by the weather report saying Houston’s going to hit 98 degrees by Friday. Honestly, I’ve never had a case where the temperature affected my judgment so much. I’m still a bit confused about your chat link—should I open it in a private browser window? I don’t want to accidentally expose any information, even if it’s just a thought. Also, do you have a specific time when you’d prefer to connect? I’m usually at home between 7 and 9 PM, but my neighbor Todd just told me he’s installing a new security camera near the fence—might make me feel uneasy about being in a chat with someone I don’t know. Should I also send a notarised copy of my address verification just in case? I’ve been working on a case where a pipeline leak claim required that kind of documentation. Thanks for being so clear—really appreciate it! Hope to meet you soon. Warmly, Danny Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415

Hi Helen — thanks for the message! I just got back from the grocery store and accidentally left my coffee in the car, so I’m a bit scattered right now, but I’m all ears. I’ve been meaning to finally get my oil and gas practice organized, and this kind of connection feels like a fresh start. I see you mentioned Helen95 — that’s actually a great name, and I’ve never had a client with such a warm, personal touch. I’m curious, though — when you say “you can join me in 50 minutes,” are we talking about a video chat, or is there a specific platform you’re using? I’ve been having some issues with my internet lately, and my neighbor Todd tried to install a smart thermostat last week, which caused a full-blown circuit outage in our block. Also, just to be clear — do you still have the link to your private chat page? I keep getting redirected to a different domain sometimes. I’d love to connect properly, especially since I’m currently working on a case involving offshore lease rights, and I think there might be some interesting parallels. Looking forward to hearing from you. Have a great night! 🙏 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415

Hi Helen, Thanks for the message — I just got back from court, and the AC in my office finally gave up after three days of trying to cool down the whole building. I swear, Houston’s summer is like a slow burn. Anyway, I’m glad we’re connecting! I’ve been meaning to check in on your private chat page — I didn’t realize it was a secure space, but I guess that makes sense. I’ve been thinking about your nickname — Helen95 — and I just want to confirm: is that the one you use in the chat? And if so, do you need me to send a notarized copy of my ID or something to verify my access? I’m a little unsure about the protocol there. Also, do you have a reference number or a special code we need to use to join? I don’t want to accidentally send anything to the wrong group. I hope you’re doing well and not too stressed about the heat. I’ve been trying to grow some indoor herbs — I burned the first batch with a misjudged ratio of water to soil — but I’m determined to get it right next time. Looking forward to hearing from you! Warmly, Danny Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415

Hi Helen, Thanks for the message — I’m actually in the middle of a case right now, working on a drilling rights dispute in the Permian. It’s been a long week, and I’ve been staying up late reviewing the well logs. I don’t know if I’ve missed anything, but I was just about to go home when I saw your note. I’m sorry if I seem slow — I’ve been managing a few overlapping deadlines, and sometimes the emails get lost in the system. I’m curious — when you say “on site,” are you referring to the physical location, or is this more of a coordination point for something we’re both involved in? Also, do you have a secure way to share updates without third parties seeing them? I’ve been thinking about how to protect sensitive info, especially since we’re both working in environments where trust is fragile. And just to be clear — I’m genuinely interested in what’s going on. I’ve been alone in Houston for a few months now, and I’m starting to enjoy the quiet. I even planted a few rose bushes last weekend — they’re still not in bloom, but I think they’ll last through winter. Would you mind telling me more about your side of things? I’d love to understand the context. Warmly, Danny Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415