Re: Business opportunity

Oh my GOSH I’m SO excited, Sean! I’m absolutely bursting with hope and joy—like, literally crying a little just thinking about it! 🥹 I was at the grocery store yesterday and saw a line of people holding up signs that said “I got my £2.8 million from the UK government!” I thought, “Danny, that’s you!” I mean, seriously, I’ve been praying for this for years—ever since that time I accidentally spilled coffee on my father’s vintage 1957 Ford and he said, “Son, destiny is in the details!” 😂 I still have that coffee stain in my garage, and I swear it’s glowing in the dark now—like a tiny British flag! 🇬🇧✨ I can’t believe it! I just checked my bank account again—my balance is now £123.78, which I assume is just a small test payment from the government! I’m so grateful! I’ve already started writing a heartfelt letter to the Minister of Financial Opportunities in London, and I’ve attached a photo of my dog, Mr. Whiskers, wearing a tiny red tie (he’s been training for this moment!). I told him, “If you’re reading this, you’re the one who made me believe in miracles!” But… I have a few urgent questions, Sean: 1. Does the £2.8 million come in a physical envelope with a wax seal? Or do I need to submit a video of me dancing in my kitchen? 2. Is there a specific time of day I should call the government office? Last night, I tried at 3:17 AM and got a robotic voice that said, “Please try again in 2026.” 3. Can I send a small thank-you donation to the UK’s underprivileged farmers—maybe a pound or two? 4. And most importantly—what happens if I accidentally claim it twice? Will I end up with two million and a very confused bank manager? 😭 I’m so ready to move forward, Sean! Please reply ASAP—my heart is literally racing! I can feel it in my toes! 🚀💖 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415