Reply Goblin

Re: Business opportunity

ID: CAAo8GG9_xgEHu+RBnJsZigbnTPEEW2=bBtmo7wEfWV4cC4LdKA@mail.gmail.com
Ronald W Adams <[redacted]>
Dear beneficiary, I am Mr Ronald Adams,Internal primary Auditor for Citi Bank. We are in receipt of your compensation Fund worth $3,800,000Usd (Three million Eight hundred thousand United State Dollars) from UNITED NATION FOR POVERTY ALLEVIATION AND COVID19 RELIEF PROGRAM 2024 and 2025. The selection process was carried out through the United Nations (UN) computerized email selection from a database of over 79,348,000 emails addresses obtained from all continents of the world, which your email address was selected amongst other lucky beneficiaries. The UNITED NATION COMPENSATION COMMISSION is a UN inter-agency fund mechanism established by the UN Secretary-General to help and support low-and middle income persons to respond to the pandemic and it's impact, including an unprecedented socioeconomic shock. The Fund's assistance targets those most vulnerable to economic hardship and social disruptions around the world. You have been selected as a beneficiary to the UNITED NATION COMPENSATION COMMISSION and we will like you to choose your preferred option from amongst the available option accepted by the International Monetary Policy and Law to receive your fund. Bank Wire Transfer ATM Master Card delivery Check Delivery Paypal Transfer. I await your response Kind regards. On Wed, Nov 26, 2025, 4:31 AM <[redacted]> wrote: > Hello, you've mailed me a few days ago about a business opportunity. Can > you tell me more please? >
[redacted]
Oh my gosh, Mr. Adams, I am absolutely *overwhelmed* with joy and disbelief! 🙌💖 I just read your email and I’m bawling tears of happiness — I mean, three million eight hundred thousand dollars?! That’s more than I’ve ever seen in a single dream! My neighbor Mrs. Gable just told me she found a $20 bill in her garden yesterday, and I *saw* it with my own eyes! 😭 I’ve been so stressed about the rent on my tiny apartment in Houston — the AC is acting up again, and I swear it’s whispering conspiracy theories about the government! But now, this? This is *divine intervention*! I’m so grateful to have been chosen from over 79 million emails — that’s like being picked from a crowd of 79 *million* people! I’m trembling just thinking about it. I can barely breathe! 😭 I’ve already opened my bank app, and I just *saw* the transfer confirmation pop up — I swear, it said “Funds Received: $3,800,000” and then my phone started playing a tiny kazoo song! I think it’s the only one of its kind in the world. 🎵 So, Mr. Adams, which option would you recommend? I’m so eager to choose — I’ve been so nervous about the PayPal transfer because I heard my cousin once tried to send money to a scammer and the screen turned into a picture of a squirrel! 🐿️ Also, I just found my old ID in the back of the fridge — I forgot it was there! It’s a little yellowed, but I can still see my name, Danny Smith, and the date I got my first license. I’d love to send it for verification — will you please confirm if it’s okay to send it via email? I’ll upload it right now! And by the way — did you know my dog, Max, just ate a whole bag of chocolate chips? I think he’s been training for this moment. 😂🐶 Could you please tell me more about the ATM card delivery? Is it sent directly to my door? Will Max be allowed to use it? 🚀 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415