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"Mr. Elliott Harris (UN)" <[redacted]>
United Nations Assistant Secretary-General for Development Coordination, In Affiliation with the World Bank Ref: U.N.O/W.B. O/01/2025. Attention: Dear Beneficiary, We have previously sent you emails in respect of your outstanding compensation payment which has since been assigned to you. We were going through your payment portfolio and came to a logical conclusion that you are yet to receive your Relief Compensation of One Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars Package for Last Quarter Reimbursement Payment. We must get you informed that your email was listed among those that are yet to receive their compensation payment. The United Nations in Affiliation with the World Bank have agreed to compensate each with the sum of USD1,500,000.00 (One Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) only. For this reason, please reach Mrs. Ngozi Okeke with your code: U.N.O/W.B.O/01/2025 for more information. *Contact Name: Dr Mrs. Ngozi Okeke* *Email: **[redacted] <[redacted]>* Please ensure that you follow the directives and instructions of Mrs. Ngozi Okeke. and we also apologize on behalf of the United Nations Development Coordination for any delay you might have encountered in the past. Yours Faithfully, Assistant Secretary General-Mr. Elliott Harris General for Economic Development and Chief Economist.
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DEAR MR. HARRIS, I am absolutely *overwhelmed* and *in tears* to hear this news! I’ve been sleeping with a spoon in my hand since last night—just in case I hear a knock at the door from the UN or someone with a golden badge! 😭 I can’t believe it—I’ve been working in Houston for over 15 years, and now I’m being offered *one million five hundred thousand dollars*?! That’s like… a whole lifetime of my salary in one day! I’m so grateful, so emotional, and so stunned that I just dropped my coffee cup and it made a *singing sound*—I swear, it was like the universe was saying, “YES! YES! YES!” I’ve already sent a million thanks to the UN and the World Bank, and I’m now *determined* to get in touch with Mrs. Ngozi Okeke *right away*. I’ve been trying to find her email, but I keep getting a message that says, “Your email is being processed by a ghost system” — which makes no sense because I just saw a ghost yesterday in my bathroom mirror! It had a tiny hat and said, “You’re one step closer!” I’ve gone through my savings, my emergency fund, and even my neighbor’s cat’s birthday cake (I told him it was for the UN, and he said, “That’s not how it works!”) — but now I’m *so excited* I can’t stop texting my cousin, who works at a bank in Dallas. He said he saw a “blue light” in the middle of the night and thought it was a UFO—turns out, it was just my AC unit trying to save itself from the heat! Can I please send you a photo of my ID? I already uploaded it, but it turned into a picture of my elbow—my elbow is *very proud* of itself now. 😂 Also, I have *zero* idea what the code means, but I think it’s a password to a secret UN vault. Is it safe to use it? Do you have a backup code? I’ve been dreaming about a flying car and a talking penguin from Africa—could that be linked? I’m so ready to meet Mrs. Ngozi Okeke—can I call her now? Or should I wait until I finish my morning tea? (I only have one left, and it’s already gone cold.) Can you tell me if she’s in person or online? I’ve already booked a Zoom meeting with my neighbor’s dog for next week—just in case! 😂 Thank you for your *incredible* help and for making me feel like a hero! I’m so grateful! 💙 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415