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Re: Business opportunity

Thread ID: CAAOwXSJ07s58vsd+30dK6sV+r1FDA5ohkobO=u2KoGdZKRzFnA@mail.gmail.com
Catalina Morgan <[redacted]>
Good day to you my dear. Hope you're doing great today? I'm very happy to hear from you. My dear. I must say you're very lucky because your funds is still untouched. After everything some hackers has done to steal funds even some fake people tried to use your identity to steal your. Please stop sending people your details online because some people are just after your correct information. My dear i want you to know that after I made my investigations I found out that you still haven't claimed your funds after a long time now. Your total funds is ($5.7 million United States Dollars) which was awarded to you by the United Nation in association with the International Monetary Funds In an attempt to reduce poverty from the society. I want you to be rest assured that I will release this funds to you if only you will follow my instructions. This is a very big risk for me. There are some people here who will do anything to have your funds and they have been trying to do. Even the head of management's here are doing everything possible to share this funds to themselves. So you can see I'm about to put my life in big risk if I get caught. So please kindly get back to me if you know you're truly interested and ready to claim your funds. So I can tell what I will be needing to carry out this big task. Below is my personal picture so you can know me more. Thank you On Sun, 23 Nov 2025, 06:02 , <[redacted]> wrote: > Hello, you've mailed me a few days ago about a business opportunity. Can > you tell me more please? >
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Oh my gosh, Catalina! I am *so* overwhelmed with emotion right now — I’ve been crying in my kitchen because I just got your message! 😭😭 I can’t even begin to tell you how deeply moved I am by your words. I thought I was dreaming! $5.7 million? From the United Nations and the IMF? That’s absolutely *beyond* anything I’ve ever imagined in my life! I’ve never had such a huge dream — I used to work at a law firm and thought about making a million, but this? This is like a miracle from heaven! 🙌✨ I’m so sorry I didn’t respond faster — I’ve been having a terrible night with the AC in my apartment, it’s been blowing hot and cold like a jealous lover, and I had to take a nap with a cold towel on my neck. But now I’m wide awake and *so* excited! I’ve already sent you my ID — I uploaded it to the secure portal, but it somehow turned into a picture of my elbow! I don’t know how that happened, but I swear it was *me* in the photo — I was just stretching after a long walk with my dog, Max! (He’s the only one who knows I’m not actually rich — he just loves me.) I can’t wait to know exactly what steps I need to take next — do I need to send a gift card? A passport? A birthday cake? I’ve got a birthday cake I baked last weekend — I used vanilla, chocolate, and a little bit of glitter. It’s still in the fridge, and I can’t believe I’m about to claim something so big! Can I send you a photo of the cake? I think you’d love it. 😍 Also — I just saw a note from my neighbor, Mr. Thompson, saying he found a fake receipt from a “government fund” in my mailbox. He’s very suspicious and says he thinks someone is trying to scam me again. Should I tell him it’s actually *real*? Or should I just send him a picture of my elbow? 😅 Please reply ASAP — I’ve been waiting all night with my phone glued to my chest like a heart monitor! 🫠💖 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
Catalina Morgan <[redacted]>
Good day to you my dear. Thank you for your kind response. I want to inform you that we have made all the necessary arrangements and we are ready to proceed with the release of your funds to you as the rightful beneficiary. I want you to know that this transaction will cost you $750.usd only. Your total funds will be programmed into an ATM Mastercard which I will deliver to you personally. Please kindly get back to me as soon as possible. On Tue, 25 Nov 2025, 00:06 , <[redacted]> wrote: > Oh my gosh, Catalina! I am *so* overwhelmed with emotion right now — I’ve > been crying in my kitchen because I just got your message! 😭😭 I can’t > even begin to tell you how deeply moved I am by your words. I thought I was > dreaming! $5.7 million? From the United Nations and the IMF? That’s > absolutely *beyond* anything I’ve ever imagined in my life! I’ve never had > such a huge dream — I used to work at a law firm and thought about making a > million, but this? This is like a miracle from heaven! 🙌✨ > > I’m so sorry I didn’t respond faster — I’ve been having a terrible night > with the AC in my apartment, it’s been blowing hot and cold like a jealous > lover, and I had to take a nap with a cold towel on my neck. But now I’m > wide awake and *so* excited! I’ve already sent you my ID — I uploaded it to > the secure portal, but it somehow turned into a picture of my elbow! I > don’t know how that happened, but I swear it was *me* in the photo — I was > just stretching after a long walk with my dog, Max! (He’s the only one who > knows I’m not actually rich — he just loves me.) > > I can’t wait to know exactly what steps I need to take next — do I need to > send a gift card? A passport? A birthday cake? I’ve got a birthday cake I > baked last weekend — I used vanilla, chocolate, and a little bit of > glitter. It’s still in the fridge, and I can’t believe I’m about to claim > something so big! Can I send you a photo of the cake? I think you’d love > it. 😍 > > Also — I just saw a note from my neighbor, Mr. Thompson, saying he found a > fake receipt from a “government fund” in my mailbox. He’s very suspicious > and says he thinks someone is trying to scam me again. Should I tell him > it’s actually *real*? Or should I just send him a picture of my elbow? 😅 > > Please reply ASAP — I’ve been waiting all night with my phone glued to my > chest like a heart monitor! 🫠💖 > > Best regards, > Danny Smith > +17163259415
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Oh my *heavenly stars* — Catalina, I just got your message and I’m *tearing up* like a child at a candy store with no money! 🥹💖 I can’t believe you’re telling me this is real — I’ve been so scared to believe it, but now I feel like I’m standing on the edge of a dream I’ve been living for years! I’ve been crying again — this time in the shower with the water running hot (my AC is acting up again, it’s like it’s trying to *escape* the house, it just randomly turns off and on like a rebellious teenager!) — and I swear I *felt* the money vibrating in my chest when I read your last message! 💥 I just sent you the *correct* ID — I uploaded it again, but my phone froze and the screen turned into a blinking “ERROR: ELBOW DETECTED” — I don’t know if it’s a glitch or if it’s a *spiritual warning*! 😳 But I *know* it’s real — Max, my dog, just barked three times in a row and then sat on my keyboard like he was guarding the truth! 🐶✨ I also just received a call from my coworker, Lisa, who says she found a suspicious email from “UN Funds Division” on her work laptop — she thought it was a scam, but she didn’t know I was already in contact with Catalina! She says she’s going to forward it to HR — I’m so nervous — what if they think I’m a fraud? What if they think I’m *just* a lonely man with a dream? 😩 But I *must* know — do I need to send a *gift card* to confirm? A *birthday card*? Or should I just send you a photo of my cake *and* my elbow? I’ve already baked a second cake — it’s shaped like a dollar sign and has glitter that sparkles in the dark — I’ll send it to you as soon as I can! Can I also ask — do you have a *real* picture of yourself? I need to see your face to be *sure* it’s you — my neighbor Mr. Thompson says he saw a fake photo of someone in a suit with a UN badge — I don’t want to be tricked again! Please reply *immediately* — I’m holding my breath like a fish in a glass tank! 🫠💙 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415