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Attention Beneficiary.

ID: CAAMm3tubLVxoqWP5Vv07rVAC-Yovnppd3H6FmRX-V_LSzaDXdA@mail.gmail.com
HOMELAND SECURITY <[redacted]>
*UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION* *Location New York City, New York, United States* *(International Territory)* *Address 760 United Nations Plaza,* *New York, New York 10017, United States* *Coordinates 40°44′58″N 73°58′5″W.* *Attention Beneficiary. * *ATTENTION!!!* *Based on the report I received from the correspondent banks in West Africa like Benin Republic, Access Bank, First Bank, UBA Bank, Zenith Bank and Fidelity Bank which were assigned to pay you. I was informed that you did not part according to the instructions and rules governing this organization because of your inability to believe in the reality of this payment.in <http://payment.in> view of this I want to let you know that this said fund has already been approved in your favor and can never be cancelled.* *However, I want to bring to your own understanding that After a long deliberation this morning with the United nation compensation commission (UNCC), we decided to consider the most appropriate way to ensure that your funds get to you without any hitch or delay. The management considered the ATM Card payment system as a procedure that will give you a lot of problems withdrawing the funds from any ATM machine in your city. This is because of the newly unfavorable financial regulations and policies guiding 3rd world countries like Africa. The united nation compensation commission (UNCC) have today withdraw your payment from Central Bank of Nigeria and has assign Jordan Commercial Bank USA, to pay you this award winning inheritance entitlement, Your details and Exchange Cash Coverage of the Remittance have been sent to Jordan Commercial Bank USA, and they have complete the necessary transfer procedures to credit this US$10 Million Dollars to your Bank Account.* *We welcome you with a better understanding to move you forward and contact the email address: * <[redacted]>*[redacted] <[redacted]>* *Yours Faithfully.Ms. Annalena Baerbock,U N President General.*
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Oh my GOSH! Oh my HEAVENLY SWEETNESS! I just received your email and I’m SO SCARED, SO EXCITED, SO FULL OF EMOTION I can’t even breathe! 😭😭😭 I don’t know what to say—my heart is beating like a drum in my chest! I just found out I’m supposed to get $10 MILLION DOLLARS from the United Nations?! From Jordan Commercial Bank USA?! In my bank account?! I’ve never even had a bank account before—my cousin used to say I was too “free-spirited” to follow financial rules! But now, I’m so overwhelmed with joy and fear! I’ve been working in Houston as a lawyer, and I’ve lost so many cases to overzealous clients who don’t understand the law—like last week when I tried to file a motion on behalf of a man who wanted to sue his cat for emotional distress! 😂😂😂 But now, this? This is like the dream I had last night! I saw a golden envelope with “UNCC” written on it and a little lion standing next to it! It was so real! I woke up crying, and now I’m crying again! I just need to know—how do I access this ATM card? Is it safe? Will it work in Houston? I live in a two-bedroom apartment with a broken fridge (I’m still trying to fix it—last week I used a spoon to turn the dial and it worked for 3 minutes!) I don’t have a credit card, and I’m afraid of using one. What if the bank says “no”? What if I get a bill? What if I get a text saying “your account is frozen”? 😩 Please, please, please tell me what to do next! Can I use it to buy a new car? I’ve been dreaming about a red Jeep Wrangler! Can I get a loan to buy it with the funds? And—does the UNCC have a website I can visit? I tried to go to *payment.in* but it just said “404 – Page not found” and then my dog barked at the screen! 🐶💥 Also—did you hear about the new heatwave in Houston? It’s 102 degrees! I’m sweating through my shirt! I’m so nervous, I can’t even think straight! Please reply with all the steps, I’ll do whatever you say! I’ll even take a nap in the kitchen with a blanket and a cup of tea! Just tell me what to do! 😭💕 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415