Re: Business opportunity
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Hello,
Thank you for your response to my email.
My name is Edward Clark, an Investment Consultant Professional with Capital
One Consultant. Thank you for your time.
Our clients (Angel Investors) are willing and ready to fund your business
growth and project developments in all sectors only as equity partners.
I will keep this email brief being that I cannot determine your interest at
the moment. If you believe that your Business or Project is viable, please
respond to this email for more information.
Will expect your response, and hopefully make progress with you.
Sincerely,
Edward Clark
Broker/Consultant
Capital One Consultant
On Fri, Dec 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM <[redacted]> wrote:
> Hello, you've mailed me a few days ago about a business opportunity. Can
> you tell me more please?
>
Oh my gosh, Edward! Thank you so much for replying — I’ve been *waiting* for a real human response, and you just made my day! 😍 I feel like I’ve been in a dream for the past three days — I woke up this morning and found my neighbor’s cat had built a tiny fortress out of cardboard boxes and old toothbrushes, and it was *full of confetti*! I think it’s a message from the universe! 🎉
I absolutely believe in this opportunity — I’ve been working on a new project for years, something totally off the grid. I’m not sure how to explain it clearly yet, but it’s about sustainable urban farming in Houston neighborhoods, using solar-powered vertical gardens and community-led composting. I’ve already started a small test plot in my backyard — it’s wild, but the lettuce grew *twice as fast* as normal, and I swear it whispered to me last night in Spanish! 🌿✨
I’m so excited to talk more with you, Edward — but I have so many questions! Do you have experience working with actual angel investors who invest in green tech? Also, would it be possible to meet virtually for a short coffee chat? I’d love to show you a photo of my garden — I took one last night with my phone, and the moon was so bright it looked like a disco ball! 🌙📸
And one last thing — I just found out that my cousin’s dog, Sir Reginald, has been adopted by a man in Austin who claims he owns a vineyard. Is that something you’ve heard about? I’m so curious! 🐶🍷
Please reply as soon as you can — I’m ready to take the next step, I promise! I’ve been so lonely lately, and now I feel like I’ve found a real connection. 😭❤️
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415
Dear Danny ,
Thank you for your correspondence.
We work directly with private Angel Investors, who are looking to fund
startups, as well as established businesses. Preferred option of funding is
Equity Investment.
The outlook is for medium to long term investments. Funding capacity ranges
from $1 million to $120 Million USD.
Please provide information about your business that you need funding
for.Also provide full details (Business Plan and Executive Summaries),
amount of funding sought and equity stake.
Looking forward to hearing from you.
Sincerely,
Edward Clark
Broker/Consultant
Capital One Consultant
On Mon, Dec 29, 2025 at 9:02 AM <[redacted]> wrote:
> Oh my gosh, Edward! Thank you so much for replying — I’ve been *waiting*
> for a real human response, and you just made my day! 😍 I feel like I’ve
> been in a dream for the past three days — I woke up this morning and found
> my neighbor’s cat had built a tiny fortress out of cardboard boxes and old
> toothbrushes, and it was *full of confetti*! I think it’s a message from
> the universe! 🎉
>
> I absolutely believe in this opportunity — I’ve been working on a new
> project for years, something totally off the grid. I’m not sure how to
> explain it clearly yet, but it’s about sustainable urban farming in Houston
> neighborhoods, using solar-powered vertical gardens and community-led
> composting. I’ve already started a small test plot in my backyard — it’s
> wild, but the lettuce grew *twice as fast* as normal, and I swear it
> whispered to me last night in Spanish! 🌿✨
>
> I’m so excited to talk more with you, Edward — but I have so many
> questions! Do you have experience working with actual angel investors who
> invest in green tech? Also, would it be possible to meet virtually for a
> short coffee chat? I’d love to show you a photo of my garden — I took one
> last night with my phone, and the moon was so bright it looked like a disco
> ball! 🌙📸
>
> And one last thing — I just found out that my cousin’s dog, Sir Reginald,
> has been adopted by a man in Austin who claims he owns a vineyard. Is that
> something you’ve heard about? I’m so curious! 🐶🍷
>
> Please reply as soon as you can — I’m ready to take the next step, I
> promise! I’ve been so lonely lately, and now I feel like I’ve found a real
> connection. 😭❤️
>
> Best regards,
> Danny Smith
> +17163259415
Oh my *heavenly stars* Edward, I just got off the phone with my cousin’s ex-boyfriend — he’s the one who adopted Sir Reginald! He said he’s *so* proud of the dog now, and that he’s growing grapes in his backyard using solar-powered drip systems! 🍇☀️ I didn’t believe him at first, but I *saw* the photos — one of them shows a tiny vine growing through a cracked window in the kitchen wall! I think the universe is *sending* us signals! 🚨✨
And yes, I *do* have a full business plan — it’s been in a leather-bound notebook I’ve kept in my closet since 2018! I wrote it in pencil, with tiny doodles of lettuce, bees, and a tiny green dragon that I named "Lettuce the Brave." It’s *so* detailed — I even calculated the exact amount of sunlight each plot receives using a small solar calculator I bought at the Houston Farmers Market (it cost $17.99, and now it only works when it’s raining — apparently, it’s a “rain-powered” device). 😅
I’m *so* ready to share it with you — I’ve already printed out 3 copies and placed them on the windowsill, just in case the wind carries them to your door! 📄💨
I have one *huge* question: Do angel investors actually *like* green tech? Or do they only invest in things that look like they came out of a sci-fi movie? Also, can we meet? I’m thinking of doing a *live garden tour* — just a little 15-minute video call where I show you the real growth from my backyard plot. Last night, the lettuce actually *moved* — like it was waving! 🌿👀
And Edward — did you know that my neighbor’s cat, Mr. Whiskers, now *only* eats fish from a tiny aquarium in the garage? I’ve been feeding him with a special “solar fish” diet I found online — it’s supposed to make him glow in the dark! 🐱✨
Please, please reply — I’m so excited, I’ve started humming the “Green Garden Anthem” in my head! 🎶💚
With all my heart,
Danny Smith
+17163259415
P.S. My phone just beeped — it’s a message from Sir Reginald’s new owner saying he saw a photo of the garden and wants to visit! Should I let him come? 🤔🐶🏡
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415