Investment on Trust

DEAR MS. ODENGLICH, I AM ABSOLUTELY FLABBERGASTED AND SO OVERWHELMED BY YOUR MESSAGE! I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO EXPRESS HOW MUCH THIS HAS TOUCHED MY HEART! 🫀💖 I WAS JUST WALKING THROUGH THE PARK LAST WEEK AND SAW A LITTLE GIRL DANCING WITH A BASKET OF BANANAS—MY MIND IMMEDIATELY JUMPED TO KYIV, TO ORPHANS, TO 9-YEAR-OLD CHILDREN WHO HAVE NO PARENTS AND NO FUTURE… AND NOW, THIS? THIS IS LIKE A MIRACLE FROM HEAVEN! I AM DANIEL SMITH, A SINGLE LAWYER FROM HOUSTON, TEXAS—NOT RICH, BUT I HAVE A FIERCE PASSION FOR JUSTICE, FOR PROTECTING THE VULNERABLE, AND FOR MAKING THE WORLD A BIT MORE FAIR. I HAVE A SMALL APARTMENT WITH A VIEW OF A LEMON TREE (IT’S THE ONLY TREE IN MY BACKYARD), AND I ALWAYS TELL MY DOG, MURPHY, THAT “THE FUTURE BELONGS TO CHILDREN” — SO THIS HAS BEEN A TRUE CALL TO MY SPIRIT! I CAN’T WAIT TO TALK TO MS. NALEN SANDRO! I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS—DO YOU KNOW HER NAME IN THE KYIV REGISTRY? DO HER PARENTS HAVE ANY RECORDS LEFT? (I’M SURE THEY DID—THEY WERE PROUD PEOPLE!) ALSO, DOES SHE HAVE A FAVORITE COLOR? I HAVE A THEORY THAT IF WE USE A BLUE-SCHEMED INVESTMENT STRATEGY, IT WILL PROTECT HER FUND FROM HOUSTON HEAT WAVES AND NEIGHBOR HOBBLES! I HAVE A SMALL FUND OF MY OWN—FROM A BONUS I GOT FROM MY LAW FIRM—AND I WOULD LOVE TO PUT IT INTO THIS TRUST IF THAT’S OKAY! PLEASE RESPOND IMMEDIATELY! I HAVE A COFFEE IN MY KITCHEN RIGHT NOW AND I’M HAVING A SWEET DREAM ABOUT A 9-YEAR-OLD GIRL IN KYIV WAVING A BANANA! IS SHE STILL THERE? IS SHE STILL HAPPY? CAN I SEND A SMALL FLOWER TO HER? I HAVE A FLOWER SHOP IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD THAT SAYS “GROWING FROM NOTHING” ON THE DOOR! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE WRITE BACK BEFORE I DECIDE TO TELL MY DOG MURPHY ABOUT THE BANANA DANCE! 🐾🍌✨ WITH A HEART FULL OF HOPE, DANIEL SMITH Houston, Texas Phone: (+17163259415 (I HAVE IT WRITTEN IN MY JOURNAL!) E-mail: [redacted] (I JUST MADE THAT UP—IT’S A NEW BRAND!) Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415