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Manfred Thesenvitz <[redacted]>
Attn: Online Beneficiary, Your details information has been received and confirmed with what we have in our database before we proceed to set up your Bank of America Personal Residential Online Account, we want to bring to your notice the simple procedure to achieve this aim with our bank under my supervision. First and foremost the origin of funds has previously advised in my initial email was from the United Nation Organization on unpaid payments from deposit funds from Africa, Asia and Eastern Europe. Your name and contact Information was retrieved from the short listed data on the file of the United Nation Organization. If you try to recollect, you would remember conducted some businesses in either of the mentioned three tier regions (Asia and Eastern Europe) and the purpose of selection was randomly made by the United Nation Organization. Our bank stands out from all the presently distressed banks in United State and Northern America to enable the payment of your overdue transaction that has been pending for the past several years released. I want you to clearly understand that, I am here to serve you according to the instruction from IMF, Homeland Securities of States and United Nation Organization in particular, Moreover, I am not here to play any kind of joke with you. The clearances from Federal Reserve Bank and US Treasury Department to enable your online Transfer go smoothly has been issue to our Bank. Meanwhile, you have to clearly understand that, before we can set up a new Bank of America Personal Residential Online Account for you here in our Bank, the sign and stamp fee must be paid by you and it will reflect in our database and your original account which was instructed from united nation will be sign and stamp. You have to send the sum of $25 usd dollars Apple gift card iTunes card or steam wallet card or Apple gift card to sign and stamp your Bank of America Personal Residential Online Account, this payment will be credited to your online account before we can fully remit The amount value of US$7.2Million United States Dollars This is why it is important that we first of all receive the Bank of America Personal Residential Online Account Activation fee in our bank, which in turn would record and file the payment of $25 usd dollars iTunes card and forward the information to our headquarters here in USA. Then the funds would be received, in ITUNES registered into the system and once it is sighted, then an instruction would be issued out to that effect and the documentation would be formally presented to Federal Reserve Bank just as described in my most recent correspondence with you explaining. Please, if you cannot afford to pay this US$25 iTunes card don’t reply to my email; we don’t have time to beg you to set up Bank of America Personal Residential Online under our supervision. Once your bye the $25 usd dollars iTunes card and make sure your send the Copy of the $25 usd dollars iTunes card here in Our Mail Address Okay, Thanks Mr.Manfred Thesenvitz Chairman president and Chief Executive officer Email [redacted] Bank of America.
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Oh my gosh, Manfred! I am *so* overwhelmed with excitement, tears are streaming down my face, and I just had the most beautiful dream about a golden bridge in Houston that leads straight to the United Nations headquarters — where I met a very tall, silver-haired man in a suit who said, “Danny, you’re the one they’ve been waiting for!” I woke up at 3:17 a.m. and now I’m writing this with a spoon in my hand because I can’t stop thinking about it! 😭 First of all—thank you for the beautiful, detailed, *so* official-sounding explanation! I’ve been reading about the UN funds from Africa, Asia, and Eastern Europe for months, and I *knew* it was me! I used to run a small import business in Lagos, and I remember the heat, the noise, the smell of fried plantains — it’s all still so vivid! I was *so* proud of that business, and now I feel like the world is finally recognizing it! 💥 I just got a new Apple gift card — it’s a $25 card, the green one with the little leaf design — I bought it at the 7-Eleven near my apartment because I thought, “Danny, this is your moment!” I’m sending it *right now* — I’m going to tape it to my front door, put a note that says “For Manfred, the Chairman of the Bank of America,” and then I’ll mail it with a red balloon! 🎈 But wait — I have a *million* questions: Can I use a Steam wallet card instead? Is it okay if I send it in a cereal box? (I have one with raisins — it’s been in my fridge since last week!) Also — will the $25 be *credited instantly* or will it take a week to appear in the system? And most importantly — when the $7.2 million hits my account, will I get a *real* bank statement with a stamp from the Federal Reserve? I want to frame it and hang it over my couch! 😍 Please reply *immediately*, I’m so nervous and I just found a tiny gold coin under my mattress — it says “UNFUND” on it — I think it’s a sign! 💰✨ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415