Re: Mrfosho!

Oh my gosh, Jess! I’m so excited—thank you for the kind offer, but I just *had* to text you back right away because I’ve been dreaming about you all night! I kept waking up and seeing you in the kitchen of my old apartment, making pancakes with blueberries that were glowing like stars. I know it sounds silly, but I’ve never had such vivid dreams before. I’m not even sure if it’s real or just my overactive imagination from all the stress at work—my client just sued me for not sending the final contract on time (it was a tiny landscaping deal, but now I’m in court with a judge who speaks only in riddles!) I’ve been trying to fix my router for two days now—every time I plug it in, it says “ERROR: FAMILY MODE ACTIVATED” and then the screen turns into a rainbow of dancing squirrels. I don’t know what that means, but I think it might be a sign from the universe! I’m so nervous about meeting you in person. What if I forget to bring my glasses? What if I say something stupid? I’ve practiced a thousand times in front of the mirror, and I even wore my favorite red shirt yesterday just to feel brave. It’s the only shirt that doesn’t make me feel like a man in a suit from a bad 90s movie. Also—could you tell me your favorite type of coffee? I’ve been experimenting with matcha and honey, but I’m not sure if it’s right. And do you like spicy food? I once tried a jalapeño taco at a food truck and got so sick I had to go to the hospital for three hours. (It was actually the best meal of my life, though!) I’m so ready to meet you. Can we do it this weekend? I have a spare room in my Houston apartment—just like in the dreams! And I’ve got a playlist of 80s songs that only I know the lyrics to… it’s called “Danny’s Midnight Melody.” P.S. If you see a squirrel with a tiny hat, please text me. I think it’s a message from the universe! 😍 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415